Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026substack.com/@borowitzrep...substack.comAndy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)Mitch’s recovery is really coming along 020
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I remember when boasting and bragging was considered a character defect 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I think Mark Kelly could be elected with either AOC or Pete as Vice 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Let them experience the concentration camps they support 020
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I know Gavin Newsom really wants to be President, but I don’t think he can win. Mark Kelly and AOC maybe could 🙏🏻🙏🏻 010
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 01/04/2026They’re saying, “Sir, nobody has ever seen anything like it in the history of the world!” 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 19/03/2026TIL that you can just refuse to cooperate with a court subpoena. Who knew? 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hey Congress: how much more are you going to let him destroy? 010
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026So let me get this straight: Congress is failing to do its job for months now, yet they’re still collecting their salaries? How does that work? 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How about Trumpf and all his applauders go live in Russia, if they like dictatorships so much? 020
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Kinda curious— how many illegal immigrants are in the Epstein files?? 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Any chance we could move the midterms up to, like, March? I don’t know if I can wait until November. 010
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026But first some serious flaws in Medicare need fixing. Medicare currently will NOT cover outpatient substance abuse treatment. 010
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I’d vote for Ronan Farrow for president. He’s very intelligent and on point. 011
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026It seems to me the FBI should be digging up Trumpstein Island for unmarked graves 110
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 28/01/2026You have to do more than just SAY things. You have to DO things. 010
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Ooh ooh ooh, we can write our own policy memos now? Cool! 000
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Why is he still in office? Explain it to me like I’m an American citizen. 130
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 07/01/2026It was only a matter of time after hiring all those sociopathic goons, letting them strap up, and inciting them to violence with the implied promise of pardons 050
Corqsnuf @corqsnuf.bsky.social · 05/01/2026I’m feeling very “taxation-without-representation”-ish today 040
