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@corporatesaltine.bsky.social
353 followers 334 following 664 posts

Corporate saltine. Slave to the Ritz masters.

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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
💯. Ad Nauseam. I’m talking “Lock Her Up”, “But her emails”, “Hunter Biden laptop” level coverage.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I normally have a cynical response for most things, but this genuinely makes me sad and embarrassed for this country.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
More of this please. I think I found my new kink. 😉
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Amazing fucking timing.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
💯
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
This. The same way folks feel about boomers picking up trends is the same way black people feel anytime our language, likeness, culture, existence is co-opted and watered tf down, or worse - used against us.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Lies. The man tiddies are not big enough. I know AI when I see it.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I, for one, will never trust orange people again. 😡
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’ll suck the water out of hot soaked coffee beans before I let this happen.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I love how nerdy and creative you all are.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Leak the report, you knobs.
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If posting on the other platform was tweeting, what is it here? Twitterers tweeted. Blueskiers…bs-ing?
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C @corporatesaltine.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
To my 5 followers - thank you. I am a real person. Hard lurker. Not an angry saltine.
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