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Corporate Mark

@corporate-mark.bsky.social
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Millennial bro striving to be less basic. Occasional taker of photographs, with a particular interest in birds. Parent of a really cool kid.

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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 6h
2 shells
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I had the same thing except we would say “The City of Zinj!” in crazy Tim Curry voice
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT are the world’s Gonzaga
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shoutout big Woz for being ahead of the curve on the Wemby backlash
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Leo was technically Rhodesian
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I feel McDonald’s rules should apply, breakfast goes until 10:30
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
At least it’s not WaMu
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I for one believe that when a The Masters champion repeats his title, they should have to rapidly generate a replicant clone to put the jacket on him.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Littered zyn on the green during The Masters broadcast. You hate to see it.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Famous non quagmire Vietnam
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
LeBron B James never did it
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Even if he does a bad job they’ve gotta give him that bother $2 mil
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I prefer my Norms autocratic
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I still leave my brother voicemails in Sal doing Bill voice
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Wow this totally real story is sad, given how true and not made up it is.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Surely he got a huge applause at the end of this normal and cool speech!
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I mean - you guys protested the results of a free and fair election and killed some cops in the process. So. That kinda seems worse.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
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a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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a bald man in a suit sits at a table with the words too small written on it
ALT: a bald man in a suit sits at a table with the words too small written on it
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
America or burst
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Has anyone noticed the Falcons’ quarterback’s surname bears a superficial resemblance to “penis”?
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The 49ers kicker is actually Barty Crouch Jr on polyjuice potion
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
CMC’s achilles are like the OceanGate sub.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie says that he has no problem being on his phone
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that he has no problem being on his phone
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a leather couch with barley tonight written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a leather couch with barley tonight written on it
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
To the tune of OMC’s “How Bizarre”: 🎶Klobuchar, Klobuchar🎶
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
This and Ducktails 🔥🔥
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Cottontail rabbit, May 2023
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Western tanager, June 2023
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Red tailed hawk, March 2024
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Northern flicker, December 2022
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Downy woodpecker, February 2023
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Northern flicker, May 2023
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
When the last human alive draws their final breath they will say “at least Lisa Murkowski expressed concerns”
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Summertime and the livin’s easy
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This also ranks obscenely low on the college mischief scale. A victimless prank where nobody was harmed in any way whatsoever?
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
This south Snohomish county aggression will not stand! It’s not the rest of our fault Benson’s music kinda sucks
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Now he’s in the Major League
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Live where the stadium has a roof, duh.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Every time you think they’re done - nope, another layer of soapy water and vacuuming, until FINALLY - it is immaculate 😍
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Sweet I’ll post up in eggs and milk town.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
We got a certified toad on our hands
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Knees weak palms are uppy
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The Dog Whisperer
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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a man with his hands up and the words i don 't care on the bottom
ALT: a man with his hands up and the words i don 't care on the bottom
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Pullman is a great college town. Fuck off.
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
You weren’t hurtin nobody
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
More like 9021 no
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Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Mr Jones is down at the New Amsterdam
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