Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I had the same thing except we would say “The City of Zinj!” in crazy Tim Curry voice 1100
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Shoutout big Woz for being ahead of the curve on the Wemby backlash 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I feel McDonald’s rules should apply, breakfast goes until 10:30 020
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I for one believe that when a The Masters champion repeats his title, they should have to rapidly generate a replicant clone to put the jacket on him. 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Littered zyn on the green during The Masters broadcast. You hate to see it. 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Even if he does a bad job they’ve gotta give him that bother $2 mil 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I still leave my brother voicemails in Sal doing Bill voice 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Wow this totally real story is sad, given how true and not made up it is. 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Surely he got a huge applause at the end of this normal and cool speech! 110
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I mean - you guys protested the results of a free and fair election and killed some cops in the process. So. That kinda seems worse. 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 20/09/2025media.tenor.coma group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heatALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 19/09/2025media.tenor.coma bald man in a suit sits at a table with the words too small written on itALT: a bald man in a suit sits at a table with the words too small written on it 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 15/09/2025Has anyone noticed the Falcons’ quarterback’s surname bears a superficial resemblance to “penis”? 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 07/09/2025The 49ers kicker is actually Barty Crouch Jr on polyjuice potion 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 07/09/2025CMC’s achilles are like the OceanGate sub. 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 06/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie says that he has no problem being on his phoneALT: a man in a suit and tie says that he has no problem being on his phone 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 06/09/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting on a leather couch with barley tonight written on itALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting on a leather couch with barley tonight written on it 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 15/07/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face . 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 09/07/2025To the tune of OMC’s “How Bizarre”: 🎶Klobuchar, Klobuchar🎶 010
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 02/07/2025When the last human alive draws their final breath they will say “at least Lisa Murkowski expressed concerns” 020
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 30/06/2025This also ranks obscenely low on the college mischief scale. A victimless prank where nobody was harmed in any way whatsoever? 110
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 30/06/2025This south Snohomish county aggression will not stand! It’s not the rest of our fault Benson’s music kinda sucks 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Every time you think they’re done - nope, another layer of soapy water and vacuuming, until FINALLY - it is immaculate 😍 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 16/05/2025media.tenor.coma man with his hands up and the words i don 't care on the bottomALT: a man with his hands up and the words i don 't care on the bottom 000
Corporate Mark @corporate-mark.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Pullman is a great college town. Fuck off. 110