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Coronal Shadow

@coronalshadow.bsky.social
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Engineer, mathematician, science geek Ōtautahi, Aotearoa (Chch, NZ)

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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 19h
Thanks 😊 To the map!
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😲👍🏻 Which mountain? (If I may ask...)
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who is the idiot? Such disrespect will not stand!
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Cowardly Lion's 'Put 'Em Up' from Wizard of Oz
ALT: Cowardly Lion's 'Put 'Em Up' from Wizard of Oz
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nice 👍🏻⚡ Welcome to the future 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😬 Sliding doors are DEEP magic. Good luck 👍🏻
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah, warranty has run out 😐 Carefully dispose of at your nearest Refuse Centre 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad & true 😬
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hobson's Fudge are getting awfully close to being declared a terrorist organisation... 🤔😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Strongly suspect it's "AI, give me a generic Māori man in a suit" 🤮
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ahh, S Club 7. The other 6, meh, but Hannah Spearritt 🥰
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Narrator: "Unfortunately, the book was juuust out of reach." 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The other part of the equation is marriage. In many places, de-facto relationships have the same legal status as marriage, so why would anyone bother with an out-dated religious ceremony? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone should start calling them "neck tampons" or something equally ridiculous & not what the wannabe men would want to be associated with.
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel using paper will lose the 3D-ness of the bricks. 🤔 You could try the 'dab paint with a sponge' trick, to get the rough look that bricks need, then go over the 'mortar' to finish 🖌️ Then modelling clay or glued string/wool to make vines on top 🌿 Have fun! 😊
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NZ's whine industry is doing well these days...
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The blower aerates the sludge, to allow oxygen to Do Stuff 👍
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A big step in becoming an adult is realising that you can have pudding or cake WHENEVER YOU WANT! 😋
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"If I don't know about it, it doesn't exist" His head-in-the-sand mentality is almost at trump-level 🤮
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Now That's That Bullshit Tony
ALT: Now That's That Bullshit Tony
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sounds a bit boring... 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hopefully he'll rage-quit soon 😠➡️
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's a theory that the designer was a time traveller 😄 STILL the coolest-looking plane, 60 years later 😎
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🤔 I wonder if it co$t Henry to get that high up? Or is it purely that dicks of a feather flock together?
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just when you think religious idiots can't get any stupider...
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is a really nice photo of you 🤩👍🏻
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aaand now the theme is stuck in my head 🎶 Thankyou 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Assuming that was taken very recently, I think it's Venus 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not the "circumcised penis" outfits they wanted, but the "circumcised penis" outfits they deserved 😄
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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حضن بو
ALT: حضن بو
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
👍 I don't have kids, but I do what I can to help/inspire the young women in my life. Just bought this for my friend's young daughter 😁
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yup, standard RW playbook: Declare a 'boogeyman' of some sort (gays, immigrants, jews, trans, low-incomes...). Promise the gullible that you are the only one that can 'save them' from said boogeyman. Get votes!
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I've never understood the 'census bad' mentality 🤷‍♂️ I guess it's "if I don't know about it, it doesn't exist" (in particular poverty, cost-of-living, etc) See also: getting rid of climate change research 🤦‍♂️
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Could be a firefly 🔥🐜 (a bug that flares 😆) Also:
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Sending Virtual Hug
ALT: Sending Virtual Hug
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
👍🏻😁 I currently have "Be Excellent To Each Other" on a scrolling LED display on the back of my car 😎
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Star Wars imperial uniforms too" So, full circle then. The movie uniforms were based on WW2 German uniforms.
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AND they send all of the good stuff off shore 🤦‍♂️ Why can you get NZ produce, both better AND cheaper, on the other side of the world?
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Plus you get that cool 'sudden ramp back up to full power' sound 😎
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A cognitive test should be mandatory for becoming an MP. Too many senile old men trying to 'relive their glory days' or whatever 🤷‍♂️ (And probably drug & alcohol testing each morning as well...)
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Surprised they didn't slip & say "black, white & red" 😬
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
(I was going to quote one, but here's the whole damn page... 😆🤣) www.imdb.com/title/tt0112...
imdb.com
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So does his shirt...
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Only the court of public opinion 😄 Court will be in session on November 7 👍🏻 Hopefully the jury will come to a good & proper decision (I'm in favour of 'extradition to an Antarctic island' 😁)
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
🤔 There's an app for that 😁 Seriously, a good star map app will allow you to wind the clock back & what the solar system was doing when you were born 👍 For me, the moon was almost New & had not long set 🌒
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hate that developers rip out EVERYTHING when they clear an area for redevelopment. A section doesn't need to be bare dirt all the way to the fence!
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"We don't follow the rules, we MAKE the rules!" 😼😸
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🎶👍🏻 I hadn't heard of Alexia Evellyn before; catchy song 👂🏻🙂 🤔 Some of the (presumably A. I. generated) english subtitles are very wrong 😄
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They don't just want to die, they want EVERYONE to die 🤦‍♂️ Their weird dogma: "this life is about preparing for heaven, but you're not allowed to take yourself there early" 🙄 Religion (all of it) really needs to go away 💥
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
🤔 I'm surprised it's not an ad for exercise bands 😬
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But is Autumn ready for you? 🤔
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Coronal Shadow @coronalshadow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For a minute there, I thought she was making porn cones. I was both intrigued & confused... 😬
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