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Corndogg

@corny99.bsky.social
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Geriatric millennial, he/him, I think too much about the Timberwolves.

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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can just kneel to run out the clock. Scoring gives Dolphins the chance to score-onsides-score.
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course, I’m not trying to volunteer your time, just a perspective on how I would think about a White South African refugee
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I may be in the minority on this but I would assume nothing about the people because people come to America for all kinds of reasons if given an open opportunity.
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Grimey, as he liked to be called
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They already did nearly this exact thing—using congressional procedure tricks to steal one or two seats on the court. One could argue adding seats to get those back is their boomerang affect from McConnell’s trickery
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Goth night” is a low-key great idea for a middling baseball game
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
They have this habit lately of just…completely turning off their offense when they get up 20+. Makes for a rough watch
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Derrick jones jr + yuki would salary match, I believe (not saying they are likely to agree)
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Olivia Miles is just seeing if she can make a whole offense out of throwing spin bounce passes, no looks, or lasers past ears. Making a mix tape out of a random Wednesday night game
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Of course, I get it, it would be depressing, just some solace you can take in that dark moment—unless walz picks himself you have to figure whomever loses would be at/near the top of his list
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Kinda seems like both Flanagan and Craig are gonna be senators come January regardless of what happens on Tuesday
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Classic “look ahead” game, no need to stress on it
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Bulls have to be the most embarrassing on this list, just a waste of a great market and great brand
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Can’t wait for the nba to announce the “Las Vegas Laestrygonians”
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Already seeing a cultural impact from “The Odyssey” ala “Jurassic Park”(Toronto Raptors)
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
nbcnews.com
Graham Platner officially withdraws from the Maine Senate race
Democrats have already set off a mad dash to find a new candidate, with a July 27 deadline to submit a replacement nominee to face Republican Sen. Susan Collins in the November election.
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think that’s one of those “let’s see it on the pitch first” kinds of things. A coach making a statement like this could also easily be seen as a guy just grasping for anything
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Whelp
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I think it’s a great b-ball fit but I’m terrified of adding someone with his level of professionalism to a team/player that tends to struggle in that area
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Just going with variants of the 3 most iconic jerseys, can’t go wrong
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Why would he turn this job down? Makes me wonder if he thinks Connelly is gonna leave the wolves
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I could talk myself into either, Bones certainly fits the up-tempo better if they are focused on more pace. But pure “who helps secure more wins next year?” I think it’s slomo
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The Underground Railroad Demon copperhead Trainspotting
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Even though they are nearly opposite in style, I feel like both he and slomo are the kind of guys who are valuable during the regular season but won’t be in a deep playoff rotation. I figure you bring back one of those two, depending on the price
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Depends on how cold it is, for my ID.4 it’s about 2/3 maximum range at around zero degrees, like 180 miles. Can’t speak to anything with towing though.
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If Wemby can’t handle some issues with foul calls vs the wolves without losing his mind, my lord is he gonna have a tough time in the next round
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I love that ant’s response to the uncalled foul was just to flex on him
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I take this as just him setting up some more Rudy slander later on, “that soft ass center couldn’t be me” kind of shit
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If only the world actually worked like they tell it in west wing monologues
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If Wemby can’t handle some issues with foul calls vs the wolves without losing his mind, my lord is he gonna have a tough time in the next round
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I was fully expecting yakety sax when I saw the caption
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I suspect they were just personally disappointed/frustrated they didn’t get to call a close game, but you gotta be better that this
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“How could the Timberwolves have a game like this and consider themselves a championship-level team?” ESPN asks
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Yeah I probably didn’t need to defend zombie SI, the whole current premise of which is “you remember our name from when we did real journalism decades ago so click here”
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I mean, in their defense, the Wemby part of it was clean, I suspect that’s all they were looking for on the replays
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
lol Denver tried to throw their last two games explicitly to avoid the wolves. But whatever it takes to get the fellas up for it, it worked so keep it going
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
He has been playing pretty good defense the whole time, to his credit
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The food is plated long before service, usually at least an hour, though often several
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
“I’d applaud a guy getting hit by a pitch” yeah that’s not a good look for you dude.
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Depending on what they move franz or paolo for, a Naz + something trade for him could work. I’d love him next to ant
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I was trying to think of a comp for current jokic and I’ve landed at “prime roided Barry bonds but you have to play him at shortstop”
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Is this a motivational thing, or was he watching a different game than we were?
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If I’m the wolves I might just rest ant game 2 and hope he’s healthier for game 3. He’s not good enough right now
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I appreciate your optimism, I just think with ant this hobbled we don’t have that much of a chance
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In their defense the nuggets don’t really challenge shots at the rim at all
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
*just
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Corndogg @corny99.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Glad the wolves are showing up for the series but big picture ant doesn’t look healthy and they jus are not going to be able to win playoff series unless/until he is
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