cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 29/03/2026i feel like i can tell exactly who couldn’t spell my username when they were searching my account on tiktok just by their typos 😂 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 26/03/2026at the gym realizing why so many men are working so hard on their muscles 😂 #catchingprint #acups 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 20/03/2026recently learned about cyberdecks and now i’m thinking i should just build my next cell phone from scratch 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i didn’t exceed my daily tiktok screen time limit yesterday for the first time ever 🤭 010
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 01/03/2026i’m both elated that people are emotionally connecting with my art and humbled that so many people have said that this art i’ve made based on my life is “the saddest thing they’ve ever seen” 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 01/03/2026aww i’ve missed rewatching my instagram stories all day. such a big fan of her work. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 20/02/2026ppl online are accusing my art of being AI. i’ve made it 🥹 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 01/02/2026spent a lot of time working on my personal website this week and im almost ready to publish it. i’ve been working on it for the past 9 months and its looking so cute and fun and extra and im so excited to birth it into the world soon. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 19/12/2025just scheduled my full hand tattoo appointment for later this year with a rly cool artist 😏 100
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2025as a (former?) swiftie, it’s been rough watching taylor have such a sydney sweeney year. it’s like becoming a billionaire actually flips a switch in ppls brains 😔 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2025i swatched some lipstick on the back of my hand yesterday and after over 24 hours, a full night of sleep, and a shower, it hasn’t budged and tragically i don’t remember what lipstick it was 🥀 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 28/11/2025what’s the WORD what’s the WORD i’m the internet girl 💃⌨️ 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2025i fear the time has come for me to give myself baby bangs 👀 100
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025violence against the bourgeoisie and private property is unacceptable. violence against everyone else is just governance. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 06/09/2025finally filled up my #focusfriend room with objectively all of the best decor options. i rly hope it gets to expand with more rooms in the near future. ill continue using it regardless because this app has been so effective in keeping me off my phone and given me my life back @hankgreen.bsky.social 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 23/08/2025“all eyes on me” is back on my daily playlist in case you were wondering how im handling the uh *gestures broadly* #boburnham 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 22/08/2025been thinking about getting a tramp stamp for over a year now and it still feels like a good idea 😏 100
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 16/08/2025sorry but i rly hate when they put salt on chocolate foods 010
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 10/08/2025got a piece accepted into my first art show btw 🥰 100
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 07/08/2025was doctor who only good during my teenage years specifically (9th-11th doctors) or is doctor who the kind of show that is only good to teenage taste? 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 13/07/2025rly want to get into cosplaying soon. on the hunt for local cons and costume ideas 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 08/07/2025should i bleach my hair blonde for the kesha concert? no, right? 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 06/07/2025i’m literally my biggest fan and rewatch my tiktoks alllll the time EXCEPT for the ones where i’m talking. those ones can smd and i usually delete them after a while because why can’t i sound normal jfc 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 05/07/2025after all of this is over and we rebuild under a matriarchy, there will be no more fireworks because women understand that if it scares the dogs and the squirrels and the rabbits and the deer that it must stop because we must put protection of our most vulnerable before human amusement 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 02/07/2025idk if i’ll ever be ready for micro bangs but i have been thinking about getting a septum piercing for a while now. need some kind of permanent fixture to repel conservative men. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 01/07/2025after a very long and dark period of egg ick, i am thrilled to announce that i like eggs again. it is good to be alive. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 30/06/2025listening through the jesse mccartney catalog in preparation for his concert in october. he really sounds like how crushes used to feel before i became a man hater 🥰 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025mailmen are so cute in the summer with their lil shorts 🥹 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025they need to stop making everything touch screen because my fingertips are always covered in superglue. won’t somebody think about accessibility for chronic crafters 😩 010
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025speaking of eras, i’m thinking about trying a tattoo artist apprenticeship for my next career move 😏 100
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025the current iteration of my very carefully curated list of Things I Love 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 26/06/2025be honest with me…what if i get a tramp stamp? 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2025michael’s fiber arts inventory sucks butt. i miss her 😪 #RIPjoanns 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 24/06/2025are my shorts all shrinking in the wash or is my dumpy getting fatter? 😏 #thisis30 010
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 20/06/2025i’m absolutely devastated over the ant that is circling the spot on the floor where i killed another ant only an hour ago. they probably loved each other, im so sorry 😭 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 14/06/2025i noticed the trump house down the street from me took their signs down 😏 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025there are two deers AND a fox that live in my backyard and i love watching them throughout the day. this rules and im never mowing their grass again. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 08/06/2025the weather is perfect, the playlist divinely curated, the edible creepin up. dare i say, perfect walking conditions. give me 500 miles of that. 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2025noticed my arms are getting a lil bigger from all this yard work i’ve been doing 😏 010
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2025that Kesha performance of “Praying” with the Trans Voices Choir ??? wow 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 03/06/2025if you were my neighbor and you saw me cutting my entire 1 acre lawn with a pair of garden shears, would you think “what the hell is that freak doing” or would you think “obviously her lawn mower is broken and she enjoys tedious activities in a totally normal way” 000
Reposted by cornsandwitchRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Similarities between ICE & the Gestapo 32186584194
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 02/06/2025just saw birds having a threesome. it was a mfm situation. love that for her 000
cornsandwitch @cornsandwitch.bsky.social · 01/06/2025are perpetual stews safe? i kinda feel like that might be my path 000
