New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 08/01/2026banging my fists against the table chanting "SEE-SO SEE-SO SEE-SO" as drool runs down my chin 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 10/03/2025X is down and you're laughing. There are 400 H1B workers being beaten with an extension cord by Musk and you're laughing. 020 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Spending Christmas the old fashioned way: listening to Southern Comfort by Burial in one ear while the rest of the family talks 020 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I'm 99% sure QTHESTORMM guy is doing a bit and making a decent chunk of change from it 000 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I grew up eating this stuff so I'm somewhat biased but I love it on a deep level 000 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Are you under the impression that Bezos isn't a Republican? 1181 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024First thing I did on here was mute George Takei. I wonder if he's still paying like 4 people to make posts for him like he was on Twitter for years. 020 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I feel like I hear about a new Trump acorn-moistener every 2 weeks 030 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Epileptics are so lucky that they get to use 100% of their brain 020 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024They're still around, they're all Chinese guys now 000 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024No shrimp Jesus, only solo poly hijabi amputee 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Seems like they understood pretty well, Kamala barely talked about it and instead went on stage with Liz Cheney as often as possible. 070 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Wow so both sites are just pretty bad huh 120 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 19/11/2024The grim specter of seeing experiments in living room furnishings being abandoned by the apartment complex dumpster 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 17/11/2024This dog bred to pull a sled for 14 hours a day over tundra is the perfect animal for my 800 sq ft apartment on the 31st floor in a city that sees 100 degrees 100 days in a row regularly. - Austin residents 020 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I would love to be able to tell ancient peoples about plastic. not how to make it, just about how cool it is. 000 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Competency in advancing his own career. He became secretary of transportation only having won a mayoral race in Indiana. 110 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Buttegieg is a hypercompetent sociopath who is taking great pains to appear normal, while Newsom is something else (not normal) taking great pains to appear to be a hypercompetent sociopath. 140 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The last 20 years of America has been Boomers throwing themselves the biggest going away party of all time 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 15/11/2024We can all take turns every day posting as Herman Cain like Sweden did with their Twitter account 060 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Eagerly anticipating my upcoming designation as "guy who is making this place worse" 140 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Instagram tries to entice me to redownload the app and get back on threads by showing me previews of transphobic posts by people I never followed. 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I just used skybridge to follow as many people as I could from the old site so I am quickly seeing the error of my ways 010 0
New Millennium Cyanide Biden @cornpop.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I have followed 800 people from Twitter using a script that definitely stole my bsky login, so watch this space! 040 0