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Corn Fed Iowa Boy

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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s SBH, Suspicious Bastard Hypervigilance. It can’t be taught. It’s an emergent phenomenon arising from a combination of subject matter expertise, experience, knowledge of human nature, and mindset.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m willing to bet there’s a very strong correlation between voting likelihood and local news viewership.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Corn is at least honest about how much moisture it’s spewing out. Beans just trap the moisture under the canopy turning the dirt into a clumpy muddy boot trap.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
200 bushels per acre is a good bit of appreciation but $5/bushel prices doesn’t get much respect.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CAN CONFIRM
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s not nearly enough. Heck, that’s barely enough fresh curds for the flight home.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The RPG elements of DCC are really more WoW than DnD. So, geeky stuff of the Oughts rather than ‘80s/‘90s.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you like series that “grow” in depth and detail give it a try. Book one to book eight is a real acorn to oak tree ride.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I took the first book for my World Con trip read and finished book eight last week. Once MD starts layering in the different surrounding character back stories and world building hooks the series really starts to suck you along.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have a vague interest in a Pritzker/Walz ticket. It’s got a very midwestern “suburban dads cleaning up after the tornadoes” feel to it.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colonization was my introduction to the genre, quickly moved into Civ2. But Civ3 was the pinnacle for me, never to have been surpassed. Ok, maybe Alpha Centauri…
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I apologize for the Hawkeye fan being a Hawkeye fan.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That’s my Cyclones!
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I often use that refrain as a “voice waker” before doing Zoom presentations when I’m working from home and haven’t spoken all day.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I guess if you’re completely ignorant of the context that’s one narrative you could spin from this.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It’s a normal amount of rust for being out that long on a combat mission. It’s worrisome because there obviously hasn’t been even a minimal effort to pretty it up since it left that combat station. Normally they’d at least slap a coat of paint over the rust they couldn’t scrape off easy.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You know how bad morale is by the fact the captain didn’t even try to have it cleaned up at least a bit before coming in to port.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
These pictures totally destroy Rob’s awkward nerdy teenager image.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
They have practically already offered such by refusing further negotiations until 2029.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t call that landlord a farmer!
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Seeing this has convinced me we need a destination aquarium in Des Moines.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
At what point does the judge get so pissed off they just create their own Wordpress site and start dumping?
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Better he be in Iowa punching more holes in a sinking ship than in D.C. bungling the war.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you were a lad did you serve a term as office boy to an attorney’s firm?
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You joke but elote & chorizo pizza is really good.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What, Brigham Young running a business under the guise of divine guidance? Why, I never would have thought it.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
There’s some damn fine humanist ethical philosophy in the Gospels. It’s too bad it gets ignored in favor of the supernatural BS and bureaucratic memos from the apostles.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It’s funny to me that they’re attacking her like this when she’s politically and doctrinally more conservative than the ELCA pastor I grew up with 40 years ago.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
But I still haven’t gotten to Inkspot Gods yet!
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
en.wikipedia.org
The Ghosts That Haunt Me - Wikipedia
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I just overbuild and rabbet a stiffener onto the front of all my shelves.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I see my fail (thanks, Sagulator!) Absolute amount of sag would be constant, sag per foot (of shelf length) would decrease. woodbin.com/calcs/sagula...
woodbin.com
The Sagulator – WoodBin
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Also, wouldn’t everyone be experiencing at least a mild fever as the square/cube law throws off our body heat dissipation rates?
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Wouldn’t it likely be sagging even more as the unsupported span length doubled and internal weight increased eightfold?
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
And that’s just for direct consumption vegetable farming. For most commodity crops that will be well processed before you eat them, you can apply the manure straight from the feedlot.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Proper composting raises the temperature of the manure enough to kill any bacteria and denature any viruses.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All of this year’s entries in the Iowa State Fair T-shirt contest. www.blueribbonfoundation.org/iowa-state-f...
blueribbonfoundation.org
T-Shirt Design Contest | Blue Ribbon Foundation
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The problem is, the moment a group of teenagers starts gathering in those places the Karens start bitching on Nextdoor and complaining at city council meetings and the next thing you know the cops start “enhanced patrols” there and running the kids off.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The best revenge on those districts is to flood them with investments in good things they’ll absolutely hate. Like, IA04, Steve King’s old district, here have a brand new hospital in Sheldon (but the funding requires it hosts a Planned Parenthood clinic).
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Once the full rupture occurs it’s pretty fast. But from the start of a partial until it completely tears open you get to enjoy blood pressure and heart rate swings, shortness of breath, sweats and chills, various pains, and the aforementioned sense of doom. Could take minutes, could take hours.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One of the symptoms of an aortic aneurysm is “sense of impending doom”. I can only hope he spent his last hours suffering mightily with that one.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
And before it completely splits open, gushing life blood into your chest cavity, it will often produce blood balloon on the side of the aorta which will leave you feeling unwell. So, sudden death following “short illness” pretty well describes it.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It’s the proper opening move regardless of strategy. Like the Japanese Ambassador delivering the declaration of war just before Pearl Harbor.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly, if your exes wouldn’t vote for you if ran for higher office you probably lack the necessary attributes and skills to achieve much in the job anyway.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What, you don’t just switch from cursive to print (or vice versa) to do italics?
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That’s because Disney has lawyers actively enforcing their copyrights.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I may put it on a muted screen just to keep tabs on for a potential collapse.
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Blasphemy Mechanical Keyboards
ALT: Blasphemy Mechanical Keyboards
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
CPAPs, Nebulizers, Enteral Feeding Pumps, Suction machines, powered adjustable sleep safe beds, AAC devices, portable car fridges for your refrigeration-required meds… (They’re the special needs parenting lifesaver)
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Corn Fed Iowa Boy @cornfed.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dear Landlords, your building having “historic status” does not exempt you from ADA accessibility requirements, regardless of what your clueless local authorities may let you get away with.
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