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Lance Smith

@corneus61.bsky.social
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Lancelot inc. Maidens rescued. Dragons relocated.

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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You’re not suggesting that a Republican politician might be trying to *gasp* mislead us, are you? 😂
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Untimed, 2 handed and from 5,7 and 10 yards? Yeah, I wouldn’t be bragging about this either. 😂
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
These are not tyre marks. Do better.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
What are the odds on that other totally corrupt but now legal phenomenon, the betting markets?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He’s gonna be eating a lot of blueberries! 🤣❤️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
This entire administration is run by Morons who don’t understand how anything works!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Of course he lied to Congess! They all do! And no one in a position of power to do anything about gives a flying f#%^. Nothing is happening and nothing it seems, will happen.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Man if it had happened this atheist would have been an instant convert to Catholicism!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
And absolutely nothing will happen. The US now is one the most intentionally corrupt and dysfunctional countries on the planet. It is running exactly as designed.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
If I donated mine to science, they would probably contest the will.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
If the US keeps letting them get away with the shit they are doing right now, there won’t be an election in 2028.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I can never call it anything else after seeing this! 🤣🤣
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jeebus! And here I was thinking from all the reporting around it that the subpoena was already issued!?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is a Fucking disgrace!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Galloping knob rot. It’s spreading.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
FFS. It needs a two thirds majority vote in the senate to convict. Unless the Democrats can get that it doesn’t make any more sense to wait until then than it does to impeach now!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
He’s never read the bible, has he?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
And if he cant change the laws, he’ll send his ICE goons to intimidate people and demand ID at the polling stations.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
How the fuck do they still need two votes?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Honestly, is this some kind of brain worm they all catch, à la RFK jr?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The only “right way” to interpret the bible is as a work of fiction.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Handguns only, long guns not permitted to open carry. Which puts the black Panthers in an interesting legal position too. 🤷‍♂️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
And Minnesota not an open carry state. He’s in breach of the law. 🤷‍♂️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The US is the caricature of the fat redneck who walks into Starbucks fully strapped with two Glocks and carrying an AR15. He will tell you he’s just exercising his rights and he’s the good guy, but who the fuck knows? Best to just back away slowly.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It is blindingly obvious that he’s doing this to help Russia. 🤷‍♂️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
See, that’s the problem. People thinking American democracy works, when it clearly doesn’t. What you’ve got there is a shitshow.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Decades and decades of thoughts and prayers, and the NRA AND 2ANJs saying “we need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government. “ Where the **** are they now?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Schoolyard bullies don’t stop until they get punched in the face…
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
A significant proportion spend their lives in a propaganda bubble so pervasive that they never hear anything negative about him. It is wilful ignorance, but when you have a complicit right media feeding them bullshit daily, they are not even in a position to analyse anything approaching a fact!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
When the choice was between two old white guys, six million more people voted for the Democrat than could bring themselves to vote for the black woman in the next election.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Wait, aren’t you the guys who voted for Brexit? I’d hazard a guess that there’s an equally insane 36% in the UK who would support DJT
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Explains his “address to the nation” as well where he’s going to talk about his “many accomplishments.” Problem: they don’t like you. Solution: tell ‘em more lies.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
In a country that reveres, eve fetishises the military, Mark Kelly may just be the hero they need.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
One of Nicole Kidman’s first movies…
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Dammit! Now I want one!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Donald Trump owned the Miss Universe, Miss USA, and Miss Teen USA beauty pageants from 1996 until 2015. Any guesses as to why, as primarily a NY Real Estate developer, he would want to do that? 🤷‍♂️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
It really is a mental illness isn’t it?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Yes! Everything about this man absolutely screams conman to me, and yet… 🤷‍♂️
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I’m disappointed that the rapture didn’t happen when you hit 144,000!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
All it suggests to me is that she KNEW all the bullshit she was going along with and spouting previously was a lie.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The fact that he is too stupid to realise that passing a dementia test is not a flex just further demonstrates how totally unsuitable for any position of leadership this moron is.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Meanwhile there is no US federal law mandating the death penalty for drug trafficking! WTF are you doing America? You can’t just keep talking about this lunatic and doing nothing to stop him!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Ah yes, just for them to confess, from Gitmo, that they are Tren De Aragua terrorists definitely smuggling drugs and bent on destroying America!
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Dead fish. To Match those eyes.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Good marks? Does he think he’s in f*#*%£ high school?
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
“I have a dream that one day a chicken might cross the road without having their motives questioned! “ Martin Luther Chicken jr.
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Cock of the walk…
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Me too. If Americans cant figure this out, there’s not too much hope for them figuring out the tough questions. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Lance Smith @corneus61.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Mind boggling that bringing pedophiles to justice in America is a partisan political issue.
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