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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

*!* Color me an autumn shade of impressed. Your old salt is saluted! 🦆🖖

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.

Julie Newmar as Catwoman kneels on the rear deck of an open-top, vintage white sports car parked along an unpaved dirt path.

Facing toward the left, she is crouched low on her knees with her torso angled forward in an alert, predatory posture. She wears her signature form-fitting, shimmering black catsuit paired with matching elbow-length gloves and pointed heeled boots. A black eye mask featuring subtle feline curves covers the upper portion of her face, while her auburn hair is styled in a voluminous 1960s bouffant that flips outward at the shoulders. Around her waist rests a coiled golden rope or whip, complemented by a gold chain necklace visible at her collar.

The vehicle beneath her features a classic open cockpit with an exposed dashboard holding analog dials, a wood-rimmed steering wheel, and a low curved windshield. The car sits on a rough, rutted dirt shoulder running alongside a sloping hillside densely covered in tall wild grasses, patches of pampas grass, and shrubbery under bright, open daylight.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tattaglia's a pimp. He never could've out-fought Santino. But I didn't know until this day... that it was Barzini all along.

A close-up shot captures Pope Leo dressed in papal attire speaking mid-sentence into a microphone.

He wears traditional white clerical vestments, including a white cassock with small fabric-covered buttons up the front collar, a thin silver chain around his neck leading to a pectoral cross below the frame, and a white zucchetto covering the crown of his head. He has thinning, receding grey hair at his temples and prominent, arched eyebrows over warm brown eyes. His mouth is open in mid-speech, showing an engaged and expressive delivery.

In his left hand, he holds a handheld microphone with a silver wire mesh grille. His right hand is raised at chest level with fingers open and extended outward in an emphatic, conversational gesture. A wide, ornate gold ring adorns the ring finger of his raised hand.

The setting appears to be the cabin of an airplane or an informal press briefing area. Directly behind him on the left hangs a dark navy blue curtain, while the right side of the background reveals white interior panels, overhead fixtures, and what appears to be an airplane seat headrest.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've meant to put up this painting for quite some time now. I usually feel bad about it, so I just invite him to dinner. #DinnerDate

A dark-stained wooden dining table is set for a meal, positioned beneath a brushed-metal chandelier with two frosted bell-shaped glass shades.

Leaning vertically against the light-colored wall at the far edge of the table is a large, unframed canvas painting rendered in an expressive, painterly style. The artwork depicts a musician wearing a light-colored fedora and a yellow short-sleeved shirt, playing a white acoustic guitar. A lit cigarette dangles from the musician's mouth. Beside the player is a small round table holding a martini glass and a tumbler, set against a deep blue, textured nighttime background.

On the dining table itself, four place settings are arranged:

* At the center-foreground and to the right, circular grey woven placemats each hold a shallow, light-grey ceramic bowl featuring subtle concentric ridges.
* To the left, a matching ceramic bowl sits on an identical circular placemat.
* Towards the far center-right, a fourth matching bowl rests on its placemat near the base of the painting.
* Square coasters with a four-square geometric pattern are placed beside the place settings.

In the center of the table stands a decorative cluster of three white pillar candles of varying heights. Each candle sits nestled inside its own curved, asymmetrical ceramic bowl in shades of muted olive and sage green. Two dark wooden dining chairs frame the foreground and side of the table, resting on a patterned blue-and-beige textured rug.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you're referring to me naked, just remember you can be absolutely right and mean at the same time. #DuckParts

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Daddy's home. Don't trip on a cankle before you give the rest of the country away. #FuckTrump

(AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

A red carpet extends forward from the base of an aircraft boarding stairway onto an open tarmac. Two world leaders walk side by side down the carpet toward the viewer. On the left, Chinese President Xi Jinping wears a dark navy business suit, a white dress shirt, a deep red necktie, and black dress shoes. Walking slightly to his right, Donald Trump wears a long, heavy dark overcoat over a dark suit, paired with a white shirt, a light blue patterned necktie, black gloves, and polished black dress shoes. Just behind them and partially obscured, a woman walks down the red carpet wearing a tailored grey coat and light-colored heels. Flanking both sides of the carpet is a military honor guard standing in rigid formation. The service members wear dark blue dress uniforms with white peaked caps, white gloves, and dark trousers. They stand at attention facing inward toward the carpet, each holding a ceremonial rifle with a fixed bayonet pointed upright. In the background, the lower white fuselage of a large presidential aircraft with blue trim spans the horizon, its mobile passenger stairway attached to an open boarding door. The outdoor lighting is even under an overcast sky.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The current ambient light around my TV seems to be you-themed 😂. I call this the Sherbert pattern.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I like tater tatas. No, Grammarly. I meant tatas.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Coyote comes from the Nahuatl (Aztec) word coyōtl, meaning, "You shall not pass!" This runner's road has come to an end. And...scene.

Image Credit: @Hollywood_birder/Alexander deBarros

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

When people ask me what kind of shape I'm in, I usually say amoeba.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something Random, or you'll have an awful September.

A rectangular white sign with a thin red border is mounted against a rough, dark red brick wall with gray mortar joints. The sign features bold, all-capital red text that reads:
VISITORS
FOR YOUR
SAFETY
PLEASE DO NOT
CLIMB THE TANKS
AND CANNONS
The sign is secured to a gray metal U-channel post with a series of vertical mounting holes.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Heeheeheeheeheheh. Good one, Krasnov's little Johnson.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Drop something MONETARY 💸🪎🖤🪙💰 Can't drop fast enough.

Krasnov's shit stock and its appropriately shitty performance

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Post your getaway vehicle music friends 👊🏼🎶

This image features a vintage, open-top double-decker bus parked indoors on a solid green floor. The bus is painted in a vibrant, psychedelic pop art style with a sky-blue base color. Along the upper side panel, bold, red capital letters spell out "WINGS OVER EUROPE". This text rests on a wavy, yellow banner adorned with a red wing design on the right side.

The lower half of the bus displays a colorful, abstract mural. Yellow sunbeams radiate diagonally upward from the bottom, intersecting with large, amoeba-like shapes in bold red, deep blue, and bright green. A small, white, abstract shape with an open mouth floats among these patterns.

A row of rectangular side windows reveals the lower deck's interior, where bright yellow curtains are tied back, showing passenger seating. At the front of the bus, the open-air upper deck has white framing and a white painted wing design surrounding a black destination sign that reads "HELSINKI". The lower front section includes a classic tall silver grille, round headlights, and a curved red passenger-side fender. A black license plate displays the white text "WNO 481". The wheels feature heavy, industrial silver rims with blue center hubs.

In the background, the indoor exhibition space has high walls decorated with wide black-and-white diagonal stripes. Just to the right of the front bumper, a framed, tan-colored informational poster is displayed on a stand.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

*!* I don't know what security is like on the Great Northern Frontier, but I've got a plan to slip by. #AmericansLoveCanada #CanadaDoose #PityDuck

This is a stylized portrait of a bird's head and shoulders, framed within a circle against a black background. The bird appears to be a duck with its features painted to mimic a Canada goose. It has a black crown and neck, a distinct white patch across its cheeks, and textured light brown feathers transitioning down its neck. The bird has large, expressive brown eyes and a wide-open, bright yellow-orange bill.

The bird is dressed in a heavily insulated, puffy winter jacket that is open at the collar. The jacket features deep red sleeves and shoulders, with white panels on the front. A large red Canadian maple leaf is centered on the white chest area, split down the middle by a silver front zipper. The zipper's pull tab is creatively shaped like a miniature pair of skis.

The background inside the circular frame consists of thick, textured brushstrokes in shades of blue with swirling accents of gold, giving the impression of an expressive, painted sky.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This type of community outreach could make strides.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

QTP with a robot that's not from Star wars or Transformers

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*!* These two were neighbors in my notifications. Very occasionally, life makes the lemonade for you.

Rocky Balboa and Mary Katherine Gallagher are triumphant.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*!" Not again. I just finished ghosting Copernicus.

Da Vinci followed me. I knew I should've saved those helicopter plans.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*!* Ladies, should you feel the need for a little polishing of the undercarriage 😉, the clearance aisle at Walmart has you covered. Giddy up! 🐎📳🚀

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

You know the way right to a duck's heart. It's called cholesterol. Eh, it's worth it. Let's all set sail on the gravy boat.😋

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Just great. Now I have to come up with a new name for my autobiography. Oh yeah! I already did before.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

In Italy, for 30 years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci, and the Renaissance…In Switzerland, they had brotherly love. They had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Well, yeah, me too. But Sara needed a foil, mostly to prevent the crust from browning too quickly.

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Gourdnelius H. Duckworth III, Jr. @cornduck3.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I visited the FAME Studios and several musical landmarks in that part of the world. As a super music fan, it's pretty wild. The whole Muscle Shoals area isn't really like any other place I've been.

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