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Flipsus il Dipsus

@corndogmaestro.bsky.social
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Seattle-area, may be a goat or possibly a vixen, genderfluid poly/pan demi mess. Was nowhere near the scene of the crime stop asking

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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A shitty former roommate would loudly proclaim how much blue cheese smells like dead ants whenever I had any in the house. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Set conditions. Express that you're wary because of previous shit, but you are willing to give this a try on your terms. Make it clear that serious pushback on calling out a mistake ends it immediately. Write out your conditions so you don't miss any, and tell her when you are rested. Good luck.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Makes sense, two loops would be more stable on a belt, glad it works for ya! I've been considering fixing button snaps to the strap on mine, so I can have the other side of the snaps installed on a few choice outfits.
would.ve
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You are positively GLOWING! What do you use to affix the tail? I have a goat tail I want to hold a little better than it does with a built-in loop.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy bday! Hit 40 yesterday myself~
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Go birds
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Kaye Ross @kaye.zone · 16/09/2026
Punk’s not dead, it’s being harassed by the FBI for trying to feed people.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In love with there being so many 9/11 raves (at one too)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That's a hand pie at that point Right? Sounds right
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You and me both, sister.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The wait between my first and second injection had me feeling like a junkie I stg So glad you're comfortable doing your own injections, such a good dog! Maybe see if you have friends that need help with THEIR injections?
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people might not be aware, but it is entirely possible that without Dolly Parton we wouldn’t have had a COVID vaccine. She partly funded Moderna’s research and gave the largest individual contribution to make it all happen. Just gives you an idea of the kind of person she was.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is terrifying, keep it up.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Wait we have the same shot day That's so cool
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rad as shit, where ya go for it?
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No mid-day loud fucking, then?
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Benefits of transitioning in my 30s: Doing so with maturity and wisdom, as well as largely having my shit together Drawbacks: Every damn puppygirl I see doing this to me at the slightest hint of a flirt Mmmm still worth it
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Halcyon Underground @halcyonunderground.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
KITTYSKANDIS x HALCYON UNDERGROUND PRESENTS... BEADZ 'N BEATZ !!!! A gathering for kandi kids, ravers, and anyone interested! Vast variety of free beads/string for you to use to your heart's content, and 7 DJs on the decks all day long SUNDAY AUGUST 9TH @ CAL ANDERSON PARK
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The first happened to me recently. Amazing feeling.
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 27/07/2026
Killer 7 gets sold as this deeply cryptic game but then you play it and it's suda sitting in an office chair in an empty room directly speaking to the camera to say 'bush stole the election then did 9/11'
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 18/07/2026
repost to instantly gain a cup size
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Same.
A wooden coaster with Estelle in the middle, surrounded by the words "Time for ul-tra-vi-o-lence"
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
To be fair it is... lacking in the user experience department. If you're not familiar with its ins and outs, strongly suggest launchbox. Desktop version is free and it preconfigs emulators for you.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What do you use for a frontend? Launchbox and Retroarch have playlist functionalities, think the former has addable tags.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Got one that I would hesitate to call masc outright, but definitely in the "gendershrug" category. A mechanic, drag queen laugh, tits out to infinity that are frequently forgotten about, in her 40s.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Mine just started coming in, and family history shows that I'll get quite the bump up top as I go, but also I need to crush cute girls with my colossal rack like I need to breathe.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Absolute travesty. Like, congrats on the japanese sandos, but the yakisoba sandwich fulfilled a need like no other: non-sweetened carbmaxxing in a convenient form.
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Halcyon Underground @halcyonunderground.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A few late entries for #MakeATerribleComicDay from our community! Thanks to all the critters that contributed!
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Already read the bits about you bailing (which is fine!) so gonna focus elsewhere. The average first-time munch attendee is nervous, fretting about being the awkward one in the room. Every person in there WAS a first-timer once, and remembers that feeling.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh dang is that a Kaiji I spy(ji)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
(repissed)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
We have the same injection day!
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I was 39. "What if"s are devious beasts, meant to claw into your mind and kill your spirit. Don't let them. You know who you are now, that's what matters.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeh. One of my roomies went to it and uh She is. Not okay.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
First pride not being cis-assumed. Jacked up on estrogen and feelings. Feels amazing to be me. To LIKE me. To find my people and be one of them. To see what joy can be. To love with all my heart. To cry, to sing, to laugh. To control my destiny. To LIVE. Happy pride month, y'all.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
So THAT'S the bee's knees!
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Give Alabaster Dawn a shot yet? Demo's a real good indicator of the tone. Other recs are Eastward, Iconoclasts, and The Vagrant, though the last one is more Vanillaware-esque.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Most of the series is, but the Swordcraft Story games are similar-ish in style to the Tales Of games.
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Love the collection, excited to work up my own~ (First injection day for me was Thursday and I feel amazing)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bless that lad, I hope he has a great rest of his day :)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
One was dressed goth, one dressed as a dyke lesbian, and yours truly donned a dress and a wig. Got a little laugh when giving our presentation, didn't think much of it at the time. It is 23 years later and I still think about it. Funny. (Red Robin treated us great, local place were dicks)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
10th grade, marketing class. Assigned to do a bit of tangible market research on a topic of our choosing. Myself and the two girls I was with decide on determining changes in service at a chain and a local restaurant when dressed a certain way. After a control visit to each, we dressed up. (cont.)
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
SO ABOUT THAT
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Halcyon Underground @halcyonunderground.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Even if you have Beautiful Puppy Disorder, you should always remember to take a deep breath and ride the wave. The universe will take care of you, no matter what. Get your puppy inspiration sticker sheet (and a new print) from Charli Blackwuuf here: halcyonunderground.com/collections/...
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This would fix me And ruin me Which would fix me more
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Miss Charli Blackwuuf @xsagira-stonedx.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Shoutout to @halcyonunderground.bsky.social for partnering with us! 🥰 If you like stickers and artwork, here's a link to the store :3 halcyonunderground.com/collections/... #stickers #prints #art #artwork #illustrations #artists #Seattle #Bremerton #local #prints #furries #furry #CutieFest
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is the pinnacle of "dudes rock" and you should know that
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Painter's tape, not perfect but it works enough
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Flipsus il Dipsus @corndogmaestro.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Delicious! Still sucks that you gotta go so far out of town to get to a Dairy Queen.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Illustration of a smiling character with short black hair, blue streak, wearing an off-shoulder top. Background: trans pride flag. Text advocates for trans rights.
The text says "Every time you repost this image
A trans person gets hormone treatment and a transphobe dies
elanaflowerz"
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