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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

found this image explaining rape culture from someone brave enough to call this crime what it is, rape original source: www.11thprincipleconsent.org #cornell #rapeculture #patriarchy

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

an explanation of blunt force trauma meaning by @drkeishadavismd.bsky.social

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I tried to add captions, hope it will upload

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I might be late due to rewatching a scene in Episode 4: Devereux Wigs real quick this episode is simply too good

George Wallace, as Freddie Motown Brown, pointing to one of the many records on his wall of his life’s work. He’s in a cool tuxedo and looking over to his left

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

excited to laugh at this during this weekend’s #DetroitersWatchParty double feature it gets me every time iykyk and if you don’t know, you can join us Saturday & Sunday

it’s the “alien alter ego” Astro Freddie And The Aliens
(George Wallace in Detroiters)

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“I work hard. That means I play hard. But when I had a heart attack from dancing as hard as I can at Club Aqua, my doctor suggested I get ABX Heart Monitor from Abbott.”

Photo of a great white shark sticking its head out of the water, a behavior called “spy-hopping.”

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Post something random. you won’t have an awful September because it’s already been awful enough.

It’s a busy picture of traffic and construction. The center of attention is a board image of a construction traffic guy and there’s a robot arm that raises a light up and down to direct traffic. It is currently raised up. So there’s one car within the picture.
Text that is viable is below the construction traffic guy: “注意” I think that’s Japanese for “caution”

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

CT, NY, NJ, and PA, they’ve ruined your mangoes 🥭

Post by jaboukie “ENOUGH!!”
Quoting post that states: BREAKING: Mangoes recalled after FDA testing finds
Salmonella.
The community note states: Panorama Produce is recalling 302 boxes of size 9 mangoes because they may be contaminated with Salmonella. The recalled product was distributed beginning on August 10
through August 21, 2026 in
CT, NY, NJ, and PA, and sold in select Walmart stores.

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

imagine being the face of mud pies that can be deadly

screenshot of text above two pictures: fjk jr the face of high risk diarrhea in the US due to cutting essential funding of FDA and safety regulations and to the right a picture of pistachio butter, probably an alternative being used after all the damn recalls in the US from everything causing diarrhea or containing glass.

Text above: “The FDA has upgraded a recall of pistachio butter to the highest risk level, indicating a reasonable chance of "serious adverse...”

from a different site thank you jaboukie for the original joke

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Damn you, Skeltrex and your Bone Brigade!!

Sam Richardson in a suit as the ghost from Christmas way future (the year 3050) to the left of him is the portal he came from to get help from Scrooge, to the right is a blue projection of skeletrex

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Good morning #Doomers Posting this here… (Also this world is so fucking, fucked up)

This is a screenshot from AGS GeriatricHealthcare Professionals . In summary: "Higher optimism was associated with a lower incidence of dementia."

But alt text:

Journal of the American Geriatrics Society / Volume 74, Issue 5
/ pp. 1339-1347
Clinical Investigation
B Open Access
The Bright Side of Life: Optimism and Risk of Dementia
Säde Stenlund X, Hayami K. Koga, Peter James, Justin Farmer, Colleen B. McGrath, Francine Grodstein, Laura D. Kubzansky
First published: 08 April 2026
https://doi.org/10.1111/jgs.70392
~ VIEW METRICS
The results have been submitted and accepted as a poster at GSA Annual Scientific Meeting.

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

so cute! i saw this deer the other day 💗

picture of a deer walking away from us, its head is blurry because it was walking quickly. emptyish parking lot with one car in the background. some green foliage further in the background and a dry looking grass hill

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

if Oliver Tree were in that one ITYSL sketch: "The Day Robert Palins Murdered Me" x “Cowboys Don’t Cry”

alt text: He made his way to the town saloon
The day Robert Palins murdered me

We're riding 'round this wagon wheel, she took me for a spin
We're riding 'round this carousel, getting dizzy 'til we're sick
Love is like a circle, there's no easy way to end

Background: singer in I think you should leave sketch dressed in brown suit and white shirt, looking over like what the heck? Added Oliver Tree in his cowboy outfit, his hands are up like he’s showing off his fit and maybe his muscles. He’s got blonde hair, a blue cowboy hat, and small sunglasses

Alt text:
—Palins grabbed the preacher's daughter
He aimed his shooter at my crown
He cocked that crooked hammer back And he brought that hammer down
Exactly.

It's too much, I can't take anymore
Stuck feeling like we've been here before
But now the sun stopped shining here in the Wild West
My heart stopped beating, and it's sunk into my chest

Background: singer in I think you should leave sketch dressed in brown suit and white shirt, kinda with confused expression but he’s still playing his parts ? oliver tree is added, he has a kinda sad pose and the cowboy fit from last description

Alt text:

Uh-The bullet ripped inside my chest
The clouds, they did storm
My sweet Marie, she cried for me
And then I was no more

Just an outlaw who only had one friend I wonder if I'll ever see her face again
Dark clouds hanging over, they follow where I've been
My cowboy tears are still blowing in the wind

Background: singer guitar player is kinda losing his patience at this point looking over with even more what in the heck ? Oliver tree is in a pose where he is removing his blue cowboy hat

Alt text:

I'm not good at goodbyes
I miss the sunshine in your eyes Who said cowboys don't cry?
Come on, baby, let's take one last ride

This is the end of the sketch where they’re like how was that audition pretty awesome right?

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

the alt text becomes a loop (it overlaps)

I’m being silly with it so this isn’t for accuracy just to show the chaos: “where time becomes a loop.
"There is the theory of the Moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop, from which there is no escape. So when we reach that point, whateveshappened willehappemagain."
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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

oh wait added the actual full quote with added context:

“There is the theory of the Moebius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop, from which there is no escape. So when we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again."

That iconic piece of dialogue was spoken by Lieutenant Worf in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Time Squared" (Season 2, Episode 13). In that episode, the USS Enterprise encounters a terrifying temporal causality loop.The quote has since taken on a life of its own in pop culture, famously sampled by the electronic music duo Orbital in their tracks "The Moebius" and "Time Becomes".

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

There is the theory of the Möbius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop. - Lt. Worf.

Here we see Lt. Worf. He is saying “where time becomes loop.”

The full quote is: “There is the theory of the Möbius. A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop.”

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Picasso. The more alt text, the more it looks like what the borg hive mind must sound like to seven of nine when they break through. Ya kno the episode where a mind meld is the only way to save her through the chaos of all voices lost and talking at once creating neuro overload, thank you Tuvok

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

quoting just to show how strange the new alt text update is. (this is the best account here for alt text btw) Hey Bluesky, we weren’t looking for a new sleek design, this makes it more difficult to read the alt text. We don’t need an opaque glass effect, we need to see. And why decrease text size?

It’s a screenshot of alt text from the best alt text account on here (Star Trek Minus Context) . The alt text is now a tinier font size, and behind is an opaque background, as if Bluesky wanted a sleek cool new design. It overlays on top of the image, it’s chaotic. Alt text would be better for functionality rather than not being able to read very well (the reason for alt text right?)

here is what the alt text states (shown on top of the original image):

Star Trek The Next Generation scene.
We're in engineering with control panels and engineering stuff on the walls and whatnot. We see Picard and Worf, but Picard is a borgs! His whole body is worn in black spandex or rubber or something borgy and he looks to have been transformed into half robot half human, with tubes and wires and mechanics attached to his body and head, including half his face being covered in tech and wires, Phantom of the Opera style. (SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL CHRISTINE!) Picard's whole arm is also now a long metally tool doohickey with sharp smaller tools doohickeys sticking out of the end, and he's holding it to Worf threateningly.
Worf, in gold uniform, stands like he's being held at gunpoint. Closed caption reads, "We only wish to raise quality of life." (Editors note, it goes without saying but FUCK ICE)

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone (if you feel like it)

Sabrina carpenter in her pink custom Dior Coachella 2 outfit. She debuted her Sabrina-wood or something Hollywood type thing where she acts. AND she can SING . I hope whoever is reading this gets that last reference, it’s a planet of the apes musical quote

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“You're a fire starter, twisted fire starter”

Tim Robinson in the famous hot dog meme sketch it’s a different shot tho. Here he is pointing to a guy off screen, saying “so is he” as everyone looks on in disbelief, confusion, etc.

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“ I would I had some flowers o' the spring that might / Become thy wearing... To strew him o'er and o'er... Like a corse on the ground. "

Tim Robinson with hands up like as if he didn’t do anything wrong. His head is to the side like hello??? This is on a white background

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

"Will all great Neptune’s ocean wash this blood Clean from my hand? No, this my hand will rather The multitudinous seas incarnadine, Making the green one red."

this is a close up shot after Will Forte, who is playing an old man who held a grudge on a baby who cried on an airplane, shows his hand that was bitten by a rat and explaining that it isn’t gross. Tim Robinson, playing the adult version of the baby,reaction is looking at the old man in a kinda this guy is unhinged

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corncob tv @corncobtv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

“Life implies death or shall I say death implies life You can feel yourself, not as a stranger in the world Not as something here on probation Not as something that has arrived here by fluke But you can begin to feel your own existence as absolutely fundamental”