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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm a big fat American cunt, with a big fat American CUNT'S face! Call me cunt!

Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

One more year Cas, please!!! I know I slated you when you were fat, but so was I!!! Now we're both slim, we could have beautiful babies an that if you want! Please, just stay another year for Kobbie's benefit!! ❤️

Casemiro (The bestest boy) sharing a moment with his protege Kobbie Mainoo, after the boy scored the winning goal against the vermin

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I've just seen that vid of Billy Moore & Jamie Carragher's brother scrapping. I googled Carragher's brother to see what his record is like 😆 And I came across this photo. It properly touched me! 🥹 I can't fucking stand Carragher, but this is ace! ❤️

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Vesselfinder isn't restricted 👍 www.vesselfinder.com It doesn't give you numbers passing or anything, but the picture paints a thousand words.. The Orange ships are oil tankers

Screenshot from Vesselfinder, showing empty tankers queueing to the Southeast of the SoH, and laden tankers queueing to the Southwest of the SoH

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

I need the shorts but can't see them advertised! 😢

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Again, here is you, defending the IFS whilst acknowledging that they were indeed FOUNDED by Tory supporters, (one of whom became a Tory MP, as I initially correctly claimed) to lobby against progressive Labour taxation policy... I thought you claimed to support Labour? Politically naive much? 🙄

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

It surprises me not one iota, that Joe Rogan's plasma resembles Sunny Delight! 🤣🤣🤣

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Is there some scam about buying Press passes to get a front-row view that I am missing? Spurs v Forest, loads of the usual Telephoto journos and then these 2, on their iphones 🤣

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

William here, showing us all, that you too can be a 'visionary' if you take enough coke to kill an elephant and have never heard of Sir Clive Sinclair!

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Dare you accuse William of being somewhat less than a visionary? You fool!

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Complete marketing/propaganda dressed-up as journalism. This paragraph ignores EVERY SINGLE STUDY done on comparative safety of human v autonomous & waves it away with a completely unfounded "AV's are likely to be better" 🙄 Fucking shitrag

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Beautiful dog that mate! I'm sure you have some memories to last you forever ❤️ This is my daft apeth!

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Here's Glen Owen, out for a pint with a mate 🙄

Author of this story Glen Owen, sitting at a table with Farage, they each have a pint of bitter.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

And don't get me started on the dead skin cells glued together with foundation coating his broader nasolabial region! 🤮

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Is that thing an EYEBROW!? 🤯🤣

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Nobody can tell me the BBC isn't just openly biased at this point! Two features within 10 days of one another! 🙄 iPlayer & Sounds both have showcase features for Reform, where are the equivalents for the other parties?

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

He's been released & is quoted as saying "I've never even heard of Nancy Guthrie" WTF is going on? 🙄

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

The leaking of Ukrainian intelligence to Russia didn't happen, it was misinformation. However, Ron Wyden is one of the 'Gang of 8' who Gabbard would send the report to. Apropos of nothing, I'm quite sure, he posted this yesterday:

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Dude has zero chin! I'm spotting a pattern 😆

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

What is it that causes those born sans-chin to, without fail, be MAGA/Fascist chuds? 🤔

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

This is metres away from my parents! Incredible response 👏

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Bloody bollocks!! I don't understand BluSky post-linking at all! 🤦‍♂️

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Just show them this at every available opportunity.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Bruising like that, within minutes? Is he a haemophiliac or something? You would have thought that's something that would have become public knowledge sooner! 🙄 I'll repeat this Sartre quote because if you swap antisemite for MAGA, it works perfectly.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

It all makes sense now! Tesla isn't laying off workers in Germany because the arse has fallen out of the European market & nobody wants his death traps!.... It's because the factory is staffed by robots now! 🥱

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Awww, it's his birthday on Saturday too!! Perhaps some real patriots should pay him a visit with a cake

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If Trump were a private citizen, he would have been executed for espionage like Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Sartre wrote this about antisemites. It fits MAGA perfectly.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

His short-arse brigade mist have been on leave.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Sick to death of hearing 'It's a copy of Mercedes' No it isn't, fuck out of here with your D2S know-nothing arse! Audis sporty cars have been badged red & silver since FOREVER

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Wait, one of the mugshots he holds up, the guy is charged with Sexual assault & obstruction of justice.... POTUSexual Assault & obstructing justice there, calling the kettle dirty-arse 🤣

Trump holds mugshot of an individual charged with sexual assault

Trump in court where he was found guilty of sexually assaulting E Jean Carroll.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Republican / Democrat it matters not.. The entryism occurred a long time ago & now they are the same entity en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entryism

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Also, below, on the left is MY 'screenshot' of the same meme.... No mention of AI anywhere! Because I'm not a moron who requires AI to do everything for me. Also, you haven't got the first clue how to even use technology, as anybody half competent would have cropped the meme as below

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I cannot stop laughing at how tiny his finger is! 🤣 That heckle REALLY got to him, more of this America!

Trump gives the middle finger (if you can call it that) to a crowd of Ford workers who cheered when one of their colleagues yelled 'Paedophile Protector' at him during a visit to Ford plant.

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Rumour has it she still tells her friends what a good deal it was..

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Ralphie the Rover @cornbeef.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Funny that Trump is so horrified about construction costs increasing as the project evolved in this case, yet in THIS CASE....

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