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Corn Anon

@cornanon.bsky.social
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Hi hello I’m just another person that has an affinity for Taylor Swift, corn, infosec, industrial processes, and isn’t a furry. There are dozens of us, I’m sure of it. Anyway, good luck finding my main here. My opsec is amazing. I’m not a furry. He/Him

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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A 747 looking at a computer monitor, and then staring straight at the camera.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
APT Sciuridae will never stop their assaults on civilization itself.
A patch design of a squirrel chewing a power cable, with distribution lines in the background and lightning above. The top text is “@cybersquirrel1” and the bottom text is “#CyberWar4Ever”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Two images composited into one, the top half showing a femme cosplayer holding a sign indicating a pinch point hazard, wanting explicitly against fisting android girls.
The bottom half is a still from an animated movie, with a man who has a robotic hand as a prosthesis where he’s saying that you give up a few things, chasing a dream.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
An F18 or similar two engine fighter in flight, with labeling showing that the magazine behind the trigger, and that it is therefore a bullpup.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just know that it’ll be good when it lands.
Survivor bias jpg, illustrating where planes that made it back had combat damage. The areas where no damage was found was where they should have added armor, rather than the more damaged spots.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So you had nothing to do with utterly crucifying these waffles?
A propaganda artwork from EVE Online, depicting Provibloc crucifying Waffles if they don’t desecrate an image of Pandemic Legion. Each waffle has one nail in them and is bleeding syrup. Provibloc has three dark-robed members, one holding an Amarrian symbol on a staff and another holding a waifu body pillow. The third is seated with a hand fan.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“Worth setting up some kind of monitor for major security news, even with the need to involve HR in establishing the process for monitoring said feed.”
Taylor Swift photoshopped over Disaster Girl, with the house burning in the background.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The villain from Hackers, overlaid into a spam ad.
“"Hackers? In my mainframe?"
It's more likely than you think.
FREE HONK CHECK!
CONTENTwatch”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Many such cases.
A coffee mug with a multi-font layout of the text “it’s not my polycule I just work here” along with a heart that’s decorated with stars and an eye.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, mine definitely checks out.
A graphical map indicating what portions of the USA my dialect of English maps to.
Mine matches where I grew up the most, which is Minnesota with a strong North Dakota influence. It conflicts most with the South, particularly Louisiana.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
An MSPaint clipart-tier image macro, captioned “graphic design is my passion”
It’s a diagonal rainbow spectrum rectangle, with the text centered in black, and a pasted clipart of a kitten with a red bow in the corner. Said clipart has an opaque alpha channel, resulting in a solid white background blocking the spectrum.
I believe the text is in comic sans or some other heavily overused font.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spider-Man looking over a building’s edge, with an image of Taylor Swift as if she’s also doing so. Captioned: do you see this shit Taylor Swift
The image has been rotated 180° in order to have them viewing the skeet above them rather than to accommodate Australians.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spider-Man “do you see this shit?” Meme, intended to be used in a quote such that it would appear Spidey is looking down on the subject.
This has been modified to include a picture of Taylor Swift next to him, and the text MSPaint-ed to read “do you see this happy news Taylor Swift?”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TFW a skeet redefines breaking containment.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I don’t know but Tay may just be watching.
Taylor Swift at a sporting event, holding a beer, while looking somewhat incredulous at the court.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express.
Closing scene from Taylor Swift’s music video for Look What You Made Me Do, which features her from each of her previous albums. One version of her has just said she’d like to be excluded from this narrative. Every other version is shouting at that one “Shut up!”.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
A picture of a fire danger sign, altered to feature Alf in place of Smokey and Alf’s penis in place of the arrow on the sign indicating fire danger. The fire danger is labeled as discourse danger.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve missed much aside from the places I’ve wanted to see.
A map showing US places I’ve been in my life, coded by never having been there (29 states) passed through (9 states) visited (9 states) stayed a while (1 state) and lived there (3 states)
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hear it really hates Waffles.
An art piece made for EVE propaganda purposes, featuring crucified Waffles in the background and a trio of robed figures with a waffle in the foreground. One robed figure is holding a waifu body pillow, one is holding what should have been the symbol of the Amarr Empire but got drawn upside down so it’s the symbol of the Khanid Kingdom iirc. The waffle in the foreground has a picture depicting Pandemic Legion on the ground, with the implication that the waffle must desecrate the image or be crucified.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Old memes never die, they just become shibboleths.
Anakin Skywalker from the pod racing scene, captioned “Now this is shitposting”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
An image of a character looking at a screen, and then staring at the viewer as if they just saw the post above and are staring at the poster.
The character is an airliner.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hmm… I wonder what would happen here…
A flock of geese being herded along a dirt road in the background, with a closeup of another goose overlaid in the foreground diagonally from the lower right corner as if it were photobombing the picture. The foreground goose has a distinctive purple hair style from Ian Coldwater’s profile pics photoshopped on.
This image was originally posted to Twitter back when a number of AFAB and femme tech and infosec users were left unverified despite meeting all requirements for years, which cleared up after a substantial number of users spent a weekend impersonating Ian together. We were legion and many people were left exhausted attempting to keep track of who they were replying to.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Get in losers we’re crossing the memes. 🌽😸🌽
An image based on xkcd 2347 depicting an unstable diverging stack of blocks labeled as all modern digital infrastructure with a small keystone block near the bottom relabeled as an excel spreadsheet from 2009. A foundation block below it has been labeled as POS code from Eve online while a large block above it is labeled as Eve online which refers to jokes about how convoluted said codebase has been. A block above Eve online is labeled MS Excel and the block above it is labeled as Windows. A series of diverging and converging blocks above that lead to a block labeled as water treatment.
My sympathies if you understood the entirety of the image without resorting to the explanations in the alt text.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Good luck figuring out where this location is. My opsec is second to none. 🌽😼🌽
An image of what appears to be poorly-vegetated wetlands, with hills or mountains in the distance. The front edge of an airliner’s engine is visible in the lower-right indicating this is from either a landing or takeoff near an airport.
It was taken at Salt Lake City. This probably explains why the wetlands look so blech.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Taylor Swift in the mirror scene of the Antihero music video. The foreground Taylor is captioned “Corn Anon thinking no one knows his main.” While the background Taylor is captioned “Me who’s known his main all along.”
This was made to be shared on my Twitter main the day before I nuked and paved my presence on the site.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Yeah it’s not like there’s not plenty of free reference material for that either rather than being creeps.
Closely cropped image of the front of an airliner’s turbofan engine, with sun positioned such that the pavement behind it is visible through the bypass fan blades.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An image of a blank Attractions sign by a road, it is painted blue as is standard for this type of road sign in the USA. Captioned: Babe wake up we’re in Ohio.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Naturally it only occurred to me now to grab a pic of how large an area had to have contingencies run, I don’t know what backup efforts come into play for flights transiting the space as opposed to having an endpoint in it.
Map showing the various Centers of Air Traffic Control. In the context posted, MPLS Center covers most of the Dakotas, eastern Nebraska, western and northern Iowa, most of Wisconsin, northern mainland Michigan and all the Upper Peninsula, and of course all of Minnesota. Radar services are required for instrument flight rules, and airlines have to fly by said rules along with anyone else high enough to legally need more than a tube of O2 under their nose.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky. (I have too many options)
A photoshopped image of Taylor Swift appearing to comfort herself as she’s doubled over in sadness and frustration.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Tumblr posts featuring a fox in windy snowy conditions.
foxpost-generator: it fucken WIMDY
ourspecial: ever since I first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Art for a sewn patch, featuring a squirrel chewing a power cable with lightning and power lines in the background.
Top text is @cybersquirrel1
Bottom text is #cyberwar4ever
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Or the occasional memetic meta commentary on socializing with one’s friends in tech/infosec/FurriesNotOtherwiseSpecified
A coffee mug with a stylized heart decorated with stars and an eye in the middle, with the text: “It’s not my polycule, I just work here”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
🌽🙀🌽
Parody poster for Cats (2019) watermarked by a “Blockbuster Plus”.
Title: Cats: The Butthole Cut
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Smoky the Bear edit, with Alf. The fire danger sign has been edited to rate today’s discourse danger, with Alf’s hog as the central arrow pointing at the orange very high range.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Screenshot from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Dr. Julian Bashir is speaking with Elim Garak with less than one face length between them, they are both wearing tuxedos.
Caption: Julian offers Garak the frequency to penetrate his aft shields.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Me when bluesky doesn’t like my skeets.
A lightly-photoshopped still of Groundhog Day with Bill Murray, with him saying “It’s ALF Hog Day… again.”
In the background, the podium for Punxsutawney Phil has been relabeled “ALF” and the top half of FuckALF has been added as if he’s standing behind the podium such that you can’t see his ribbed penis.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Haru from Persona V, in a link zipper sweater and a layered white shirt with a plaid skirt, holding a handwritten sign saying “i believe in you! ❤️”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
How they were looking at you when you had them checked earlier
Taylor Swift’s selfie from her post “Not a lot going on at the moment.”
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Guy starting to object, and then closing his mouth:

EXCEL IS THE MOST
POPULAR PASSWORD MANAGER
imgflip.col
HAPPY WORLD PASSWORD DAY
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Screenshot of a female character from a game, blonde hair and light eyes.
Caption: Never thought I’d be into machines, huh?
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
🌽🙀🌽
An orange Ariel Atom, crumpled and clearly totaled after colliding with a brick wall head-on. There are fluid marks on the pavement that may be oil or coolant.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
An image of the EVE character Minas93 on a space background, with a quote of his from Brave Collective comms: [19:06:23] MINAS [NC]: U MUST STOP BEING SHIT
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My sympathies if you understand the picture. 🌽😿🌽
A tiled floor with a design featuring a recycling symbol and two drum barrels with flames coming out of them, indicating trash fires.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I don’t know what’s happening but this aligned incredibly closely.
A screenshot of my feed, showing the coincidental alignment of Kat’s post with Darth’s first post in an extended time. They show as having posted within seconds of one another.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Words are information, and information wants to be free. 🌽😸🌽
A mature bald eagle in grass, leaning from behind a wooden post. Captioned: Psst. Hey European citizen, wanna buy some illegal memes?
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
MLRS with the ammunition photoshopped out in favor of a quartet of Blahaj sharks from ikea.
The grass is green, trees in the background are green, and the vehicle itself is painted a flat green.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
At least you won’t risk being remembered in connection with Ohioan attempts at food culture.
A takeout container of fries, with seasoned chicken chunks, being drizzled with a cheese sauce. Captions: Fry Haven, Cincinnati Ohio
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A femme cosplayer dressed as an android, holding a safety notice sign indication a pinch point hazard graphically while advising against fisting android girls.
The second half of the image is from an animated film, with a character who’s had a hand replaced with a prosthetic noting that you give up a few things when chasing a dream.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Face reveal, wrong answers only.
Taylor Swift sitting in front of a large fire outdoors, with some Polaroids in her hand.
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Corn Anon @cornanon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Spartan from Red vs Blue, captioned: Wait. That’s illegal.
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