Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026If you ever want to trigger someone who works in marketing, just say “isn’t Steve Jobs just Elon Musk in a polo neck?” It only hurts them because it’s so inarguably true. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I don't get why people think David was the underdog in the fight with Goliath. David had a sling! It's a ballistic weapon, he pretty much had a gun and Goliath had a pointy stick. 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Going to Japan to eat 7eleven food is like going to Ireland to eat at Londis or going to Poland to eat at Żabka. 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On the next episode of the Traitors Ireland they should just let the traitors wear their cloaks all day. Not like the faithfuls would figure it out. 030
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m more inclined than most to engage with content I don’t agree with but I’d rather donate my eyes and ears than watch a fucking 4 HOUR documentary on Elon Musk. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The first season of The Traitors Ireland wasn’t great largely because the expressive bullshit of these social games doesn’t work in Irish accents. this second season doesn’t work because they’re all thick. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Hey, that group of gormless looking eejits standing behind them staring blankly is the Irish electorate. 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026To say the quiet part out loud, small business owners are the petit bourgeoisie, the main progenitors of the "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" mindset. I'd love to know how many of those neolib crybabies in the hospitality sector passed their reduced VAT rate savings on to their staff. 031
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Just read what Messi said to Pico Lopez. ¿Qué mirás, bobo? Andá pa' allá! So inspirational. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026The UK’s social media ban for under 16s is a great start but what they need to do next is ban social media for everyone over 16 too. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026*men imagining non-Euclidian spaces instead of building houses” 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026If they wanted you to thank them they should a. do anything other than stare blankly ahead when you get on and b. Let you leave by the front doors. 101
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I assume if you can solve it the CIA call you up and tell you to kill your local left-leaning politician. 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Well he was a Brit tbf.media.tenor.coma cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd vanALT: a cartoon of two spidermans standing in front of a nypd van 011
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026T R E A T Y O U R S E L F A R O U N D O F S A U S A G E 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026_ _ _ E _ O U R S E _ F A R O U N _ O F A _ _ _ A U S E 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Islam being the natural cultural fit for woke progressivism 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 20/02/2026In a much worse sense, it’s proof that the system works as intended. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Oh I see. Just tell paddy to stop searching for Mr Beast? 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026I am judicious with my use of report, not interested and don’t show me this channel and haven’t had any problems. Are you sure paddy’s not using your account to watch Mr Beast? 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I'm a big privacy guy, so naturally I use duckduckgo as my default search engine but I'm also a big search-results-that-don't-suck guy so my most searched for term on duckduckgo is google. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If I had any say in it he‘d go straight to the oubliette. 010
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Whenever anyone mentions America to me in any context or situation, my automatic response is to sigh and say “sure what the fuck do they be doing over there at all at all”. 100
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Going to have to do my films of the year 2025 on this stupid thing. So here it is. 5. The Phoenician Scheme 4. Friendship 3. Sentimental Value 2. Sirāt 1. One Battle After Another 110
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025I’ll always remember this Christmas as a very special one. I don’t normally share personal news but this is just too exciting. This year, whatever way things worked out, the Big Man was watching over me. So not once did I hear Fairytale of New York, the worst song ever written. Thank you Jesus. 000
Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025I’d rather jump off the roof than talk to someone under the age of 35. 100