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Cormac

@cormybear.bsky.social
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I disavow. Abyssus abyssum invocat. Thank you for your attention to this matter. And of course, Celtic.

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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you ever want to trigger someone who works in marketing, just say “isn’t Steve Jobs just Elon Musk in a polo neck?” It only hurts them because it’s so inarguably true.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't get why people think David was the underdog in the fight with Goliath. David had a sling! It's a ballistic weapon, he pretty much had a gun and Goliath had a pointy stick.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well it’s no Daybreak either.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Going to Japan to eat 7eleven food is like going to Ireland to eat at Londis or going to Poland to eat at Żabka.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the next episode of the Traitors Ireland they should just let the traitors wear their cloaks all day. Not like the faithfuls would figure it out.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Love this for them. Hope they get ruined.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Zoinks!
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m more inclined than most to engage with content I don’t agree with but I’d rather donate my eyes and ears than watch a fucking 4 HOUR documentary on Elon Musk.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first season of The Traitors Ireland wasn’t great largely because the expressive bullshit of these social games doesn’t work in Irish accents. this second season doesn’t work because they’re all thick.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The wrong 80 year old famous white people are dying.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, that group of gormless looking eejits standing behind them staring blankly is the Irish electorate.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
To say the quiet part out loud, small business owners are the petit bourgeoisie, the main progenitors of the "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" mindset. I'd love to know how many of those neolib crybabies in the hospitality sector passed their reduced VAT rate savings on to their staff.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just read what Messi said to Pico Lopez. ¿Qué mirás, bobo? Andá pa' allá! So inspirational.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The UK’s social media ban for under 16s is a great start but what they need to do next is ban social media for everyone over 16 too.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
*men imagining non-Euclidian spaces instead of building houses”
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump gets the wall?
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
If they wanted you to thank them they should a. do anything other than stare blankly ahead when you get on and b. Let you leave by the front doors.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Mine is practically Gaussian.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I assume if you can solve it the CIA call you up and tell you to kill your local left-leaning politician.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Walker told me I have AIDS.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Well he was a Brit tbf.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I have never listened to a voicemail.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
T R E A T Y O U R S E L F A R O U N D O F S A U S A G E
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
_ _ _ E _ O U R S E _ F A R O U N _ O F A _ _ _ A U S E
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Islam being the natural cultural fit for woke progressivism
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
In a much worse sense, it’s proof that the system works as intended.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A Colonel of truth.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Slide slide slippity slide
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Oh I see. Just tell paddy to stop searching for Mr Beast?
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I am judicious with my use of report, not interested and don’t show me this channel and haven’t had any problems. Are you sure paddy’s not using your account to watch Mr Beast?
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I'm a big privacy guy, so naturally I use duckduckgo as my default search engine but I'm also a big search-results-that-don't-suck guy so my most searched for term on duckduckgo is google.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
If I had any say in it he‘d go straight to the oubliette.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Whenever anyone mentions America to me in any context or situation, my automatic response is to sigh and say “sure what the fuck do they be doing over there at all at all”.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Going to have to do my films of the year 2025 on this stupid thing. So here it is. 5. The Phoenician Scheme 4. Friendship 3. Sentimental Value 2. Sirāt 1. One Battle After Another
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I’ll always remember this Christmas as a very special one. I don’t normally share personal news but this is just too exciting. This year, whatever way things worked out, the Big Man was watching over me. So not once did I hear Fairytale of New York, the worst song ever written. Thank you Jesus.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I’d rather jump off the roof than talk to someone under the age of 35.
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Cormac @cormybear.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What was Homer’s favourite food?
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