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David

@corleyd2.bsky.social
2.5K followers 1.5K following 5.1K posts

Just a retired moderate Texan which of course gets me called a tree hugging whale loving liberal. Oh well I like trees and whales so that’s cool. Sarcasm should be presumed. Except now

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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Taken with my phone at a friends ranch. I was spreading out feed expecting them to walk around the pond but they swam straight across. I gently stepped back to the four wheeler
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jupiter on top of the moon this morning. I wish I could get this phone to take good pictures of the Moon but I lack that knowledge
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice one but where’s my recognition for eating?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good Morning Bluesky
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey how come my neck isn’t being scratched?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Old but still sassy
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That cats missing its head, make it stop
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So dignified, what do you mean I’m not dignified old man?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good morning Bluesky, blue sky coming
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s so cute, I want one.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This message Pepper approved
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I bet you stacked toys on him like my silly human did
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Admit it old man, you will pet any old dog.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I said a hat not a sheep
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What do you mean I’m not walking correctly? Can’t you see my legs moving old man?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Yep I have an old one who used to be jet black but now she has white belly and feet and muzzle but still kicking
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
No fair, you always just say hey doofus. Where’s my bribe?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love it when you do that old man but quit complaining how your bad back makes it hard to get up, I walk around on all fours also
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
That’s why it’s called a family road trip, right old man?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My human does that also, it just makes me want to flail my legs in the air, someplace besides the Vets.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
That’s nice, why don’t you take pictures of me being cute human
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Right back at ya
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pet mepetmepet me and no you can’t have your place back, I got here first
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I enjoy yelling at the Amazon deliverer
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Umm why am I not getting nonstop petting like that? Hey you human, I’m talking to you.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I’m trying but it’s not working.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did you see that. Bet you are glad you got a dog. I would have grabbed that tail instead of running away.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ahem
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Oh? Are they?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I know. Riiight!
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sometimes it’s sassy instead of classy
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My son says she is a snake dog
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Nice one but you still can’t have my toys
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Typical Texas spring day
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
No Bluesky this morning
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Good morning Bluesky
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
How come cats get a day and all dogs get are the hottest 100+ days in the summer?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
That scared me, I think I peed a little, just kidding no really
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
So they make you bark also? Understandable.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I was going to say “I Love Lucy” but then my human said that’s so cliche. What’s cliche?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I think I made a wrong turn
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wow that made me tired. I think I’ll just lay here and nap like a snake dog.
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
She was so mortified when she woke up
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh I already know who it was
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Can’t get on the couch? What is he a cat? Heck in our house this is his spot and he is crying about watching Tv but I got here first
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why would people run from a dog? Hey are you awake?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Why does his toy look more realistic than mine?
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
What do you mean I should be sweet like him
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David @corleyd2.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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