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Corey 🤬 Reynolds

@coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
“If you stop testing, there will be less Covid cases”, remember that? Same energy 👇🏾
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Guys… with no proof of life, I think it’s sadly safe to assume he’s no longer alive. So, now what? Will Americans simply turn the page or will this finally be a turning point?
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a sign that says this way over here maybe there and where on it
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Soooooooo, we’re about 90 days into this and I’m thinking it’s going pretty bad so far. Pretty… pretty… pretty… bad.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It think we’ve entered the, every day that isn’t Saturday or Sunday, is a Monday, phase of things.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
What a fucking week…
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
You can tell a lot about a person by looking at their AirPod case.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I’ve started using a 6/60 method for social media. 6 minutes on, then at least 60 mins off. And what I’ve already discovered is… 6 minutes is a long time.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
What a fucking week…
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Black Americans watching everyone else finally get scared:
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I call this piece: “If Jake Gyllenhaal was Democracy.”
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I think as a final act, Joe Biden should hide a few dollops of shit in and around the Oval Office. #NothingMattersAnymore
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I’ll never get over how America was overthrown by a gameshow host who simply lied about everything. Done so effectively, people turned against “fact checking”. Or, how we’ve demonize science & everything we’ve learn throughout history. Vaccines are miracle. Or, how we could’ve been better this.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’m watching two seagulls fight. I started rooting for the one that was being less aggressive, but then they got into a tussle and I mixed them up. Now they’re both kicking the shit out of each other, but I don’t know who to root for. I don’t know if my guy’s winning or not. Ok, they flew away.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Cast of ‘Get Out’ sequel excited to be Black without the racism that comes with existing.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“Hey, you know what everyone loves? Automated call centers. Now, what if we had those, but made them difficult to distinguish from real people and embedded them everywhere and in everything? Anyone else getting a diamond slicing boner?”
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Is it just me or does it seem like the main people pushing AI people are people who don’t act like regular people?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The East Coast about to get fucked.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Hey @bsky.app, just a thought, but now would be the perfect time to announce to total ban on AI User accounts. No one wants them. While Zuck & Fuck exalt the virtues of AI & flood social media with them, @bsky.app could be staking its claim to always, “keeping it real”. A.I. = Ain’t Interested
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a man says i may have a pretty good idea in a dark room
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025… I will be posting on Bluesky more in 2025…
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Based on the threat, this is how every child in America should be going to school. Just saying…
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I have a confession to make… Even though I don’t actually wear them, I like the smell of Brut and Old Spice.
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a man with curly hair is giving the middle finger to the camera
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Are you a Peeping Tom if the people are fucking with the blinds open and the lights on?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Being that he’s all about money has anyone just asked him how much it would take for him to go away? Have we tried this? Could it have been this easy and we just missed it? Why haven’t we tried this?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I think I’ve figured out at least part of my issue with posting here: the 300 character limit. I know, I should use the limit to practice being more concise with my language and to not always be so damn long-winded. But sometimes I can’t get it all out in 300 characters. But what’s important is
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Has anyone done a year/week in review look back video for alleged “3-D Killer”, Luigi Mangione, set to Chuck Mangione? Because I’d very much like to see that.
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a man in a judge 's robe is sitting in a chair and says " can i see that "
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
There are three things I’m certain of: 1. I have the world’s greatest dog. 2. I’m not the only one who thinks that. 3. We’re all right.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I’m sorry, Bluesky. I need to post here more. I know when it’s all said and done you’re gonna be like the 80’s movie girl next door who’s finally revealed to be the real knockout.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
👏🏾Don’t. 👏🏾Explain. 👏🏾It. 👏🏾Don’t. 👏🏾Defend. 👏🏾It. 👏🏾Don’t. 👏🏾Engage. 👏🏾Them. 👏🏾 Just. 👏🏾 Ignore. 👏🏾Them.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m currently under the weather, channel surfing, and I just stumbled upon an old episode of “Jerry Springer”… and now it all makes sense. The degradation of civilization and our society, maga, trump- all of it- it all makes sense now. No one should be surprised by anything we’re seeing now.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
“I beat all the charges just by lying, stalling and Merrick Garland being a useless ass scab.”
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I’m starting to think none of this was about eggs…
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
“I hope they all get what they voted for.” Crazy how that sentence shouldn’t feel like an insult to those who voted for him, yet, it is absolutely taken as an insult by those who voted for him.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Same energy. Same humiliation.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
So far as we know, Ruckus and Milkdud haven’t been offered any positions in trump’s administration. But, rumor has it they’ll both be receiving a year’s supply of trump c*ck flavored watermelons to carve next Halloween.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I don’t know how. I don’t know when. I just know we’ve somehow slipped into this timeline.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Why does this “transition” period feel more like hospice care?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Eggplant emoji discovering what it’s really used for:
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Legs of every trump pick:
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Democrats: “We may not like the direction and pace Merrick Garland’s moving, but it would be completely improper to fire him for it. We need to protect the institutions, even if it costs us the Republic.” Republicans: “…Matt Gaetz.”
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hey @bsky.app, soooooo can we have a talk about the 300 character count?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Needed more than 300 characters for this one. So here’s a few screenshots.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Ok, we’ve all been forced to accept & swallow the jagged, bitter pill that is; us having to wait until after the election to hold that adolf lovin ass scab accountable. But it’s a MF bridge, too MF far, that this election interfering MF right here gets to skate as well. WHERE IS THE F*CKING DOJ?!
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Absolutely NAILS it! www.threads.net/@cnn/post/DB...
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CNN (@cnn) on Threads
Pastor Ben Marsh reacts to the Trump-endorsed "God Bless the USA" Bible and tells CNN's Donie O'Sullivan why the conflation of Christianity and MAGA is dangerous.
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
That’s weird as fuck! When I tried to log in two day ago it literally told me that no account with that name existed. Now it’s back?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
“WhY aRe tHesE guyS StiLL LoCkeD Up?!”
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The sheer genius of the #StarterPack alone should earn @bsky.app whatever the equivalent of a social media app handyjay is.
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a man with a bandana on his head is saying `` give your meat a good oil rub '' .
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Fantastic
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
FFS… www.usnews.com/opinion/arti...
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Kinda overcooked a batch of baked spaghetti I made for my son and I, drying it out… and I’m out of sauce 😬 How can I resuscitate this arid Italian-themed, disaster so my black ass doesn’t have to go to the grocery store or cook something else?
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Corey 🤬 Reynolds @coreyreynoldsla.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Sometimes it lines up juuuuust right 😌
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