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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻

@coreyj.bsky.social
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Silence is compliance babe.

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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I almost had them all, so close.
A meme that says “Nobody has all 20, how many for you?” And has things from the 70’s and 80’s that everyone did except one of the options is “offed a drifter”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A close up of the photo posted to show that the map he used says “gulf of Mexico “
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess I’m sort of like a cat. I’d like new people to come closer, but after a minute I want them to go far away.
Oprah siting with her hands clasped looking like she’s trying to explain something difficult. The caption says “im an overly emotional unemotional clingy but distant private person who likes to over share at any moment and im tryna figure how tht works
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dumbass
Tucker Carlson doing his, I’m confused, I’m supposed to be smarter than this face.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What am I gonna do with myself?
A wizard sits on the ground looking defeated with his hand on his head and his magic staff laying on the ground a few feet away. The caption says “me when I remember my future depends on me.”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cornell seven rapists and their comeuppance.
A Brady bunch style photo with all seven of the Cornell disgusting rapist with Lisa James in the middle, who is going to investigate and prosecute
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tim Curry dressed as the butler from clue with the caption “September 30th”.  next is a picture of Tim Curry dressed as Dr Frankenfurter with the caption “October 1st”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
October 2026 is kind of a big deal, haven’t you heard?
WHY OCTOBER 2026
IS A WHOLE EVENT:
5 Fridays.
OCTOBER
5 Saturdays.
The Orionid meteor shower.
• A Hunter's Moon.
+
Halloween on a Saturday.
Won't happen again until 2037!
Clocks fall back Halloween night.
We get one extra spooky hour.
Spooky Days
Ahead
SPOOKY SEASON ALWAYS
* PUMPKINS +
SPELLS
GOOD TIMES
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A photo of Trump inside Air Force, one leaning towards the pilot and obviously yelling. There is a speech bubble above his head that says “where’s Natalie? Sleepy Joe Biden pooped my pants again.”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you imagine if someone had an event where EVERYONE was watching and gave this speech now?? “Fuckin woke David Copperfield.”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He was wagging at me, what do you want me to do??
Cop: Do you understand why you're under arrest??
Me: Cuz I tried to break in-
Cop: CUZ YOU TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY CAR TO PET MY POLICE
DOG
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gotta make a run to Home Depot, I have a …….home improvement project that requires a reciprocating saw.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was about to order one of those “tell your dog I said hi” stickers for my car when I saw this one. Now I have to buy two stickers.
A sticker from Steve’s sticker shop on Etsy with a cartoon picture of a cute corgi and the words “tell your dog I said fuck ice.”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🥇
Kristi Noem says to Patel, Vance and Trump, “I think I'm going to have to put the dog down. She had a minor incident on the couch.”
Patel says “Did you say dog?”
Vance says, “Did you say couch?”
Trump says, “Did you say minor?”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I spoke too soon.
A chevron gas station sign showing $6.75 for premium gas and $8.65 for diesel
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The bad news is I stopped at the Safeway gas station and got my $0.40 discount but still paid $5.99 a gallon. The good news is that I haven’t been to this gas station in months and my protest stickers haven’t been removed. 🖤
A gas pump that has the little credit card emblem covered with a sticker that says “Trump is a traitor”A gas pump with a sticker that has a red and blue Republican elephant emblem and the words, “pedophile protectors”.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
J Jonah Jameson as a Lego minifigure.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I fucking hate chain letters and shit like this because my anxiety forces me to participate. Here’s some random shit, I’m letting everyone else off the hook, your September is going to be amazing!!
A photo of a bunch of random women from the 70’s in a geritol ad. It says 

All these women are exactly the same age.
Some of them just take better care of themselves.
They all lead pretty much the same kind of lives.
Busy.
But of these 46-year-old women, the ones who look like they're able to keep
up with that busy life are the ones who take care of themselves.
They're the ones who try not to cat too much. Or too little.
They'd never miss a night's sleep. Or forget to get enough exereise.
They 're also the ones who start their days with a Geritol tablet.
Geritol is one of the good things they do for themselves. Geritol supplies the
iron and vitamins they need.
So if you're a busy woman, and you're already doing all those other nier
things for yourself, why not add one more.
Geritol.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This guy? She’s upset that this guy, an entertainer, isn’t part of the Republican Party? He’s so obviously NOT a part of “Hollyweird” or the entertainment industry. It is obviously a huge surprise that this guy, with tattoos all over his face, doesn’t view himself as conservative. Shocking. Truly. 🙄
A close up of “jelly roll” a guest host on Jimmy Kimmel Show
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know him from EVERYTHING.
Pictures of some of Tim Curry’s most famous movie characters with the quote “YOU CAN REALLY
LEARN A LOT ABOUT
A PERSON'S CHARACTER BASED ON WHERE THEY
KNOW TIM CURRY FROM”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dude. I cannot breathe. I think I choked to death on my own spit. It’s the EV Road Warrior. Except if anyone mildly bumps them the whole thing is going to fall apart. I wanted to stay to see who had the balls to drive it, but I was late for work.
A horrifically stupid looking cyber truck with a whole bunch of add ons like a roof rack and water tank and other stupid shit. A super dumb looking cyber truck with all kinds of shit like a tow bar on the front.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Your diaper won’t be ignored, Donald.”
Glenn close in the scene from Fatal Attraction where she’s sitting on the floor turning the lamp on and off over and over. Except Natalie’s face has replaced Glenn’s.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
15 years later. Different dog, same Halloween costume.
A white boxer with a black ear wearing a costume that makes it look like she has a rodeo rider on a saddle on his back. A black boxer with a white muzzle wearing a Halloween costume that makes it look like she has a rodeo rider on a saddle on her back.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Disco ball truck nuts. She’s riding around singing on disco ball truck nuts. Country music is weird.
A country singer riding on a huge set of truck nuts covered in mirrors like a disco ball. One nut hangs lower than the other as they usually do. She is acting like it’s perfectly normal to perform while swinging around on a giant pair of disco ball truck nuts.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Whoa. That poor button is working overtime trying to keep that jacket closed. Poor little guy.
A closeup of Trump sleeping at an event as usual while his one poor little button on his suit jacket strains to keep it closed. All of the material is puckered around that button and you can see that if it popped off it would shoot across the room like it was launched from a slingshot.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Maybe she’ll end up being the one to solve all our problems 🤷🏼‍♀️
Glenn close in Fatal attraction where she’s sitting on the floor turning the light on and off but her face has been replaced with Natalie’s
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Low quality #meme of #natalie
Glenn close in Fatal attraction when she lying in the floor turning the light on and off but her face has been replaced with Natalie Harp’s
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I won’t be ignored DONALD!
Glenn close in Fatal Atraction in the scene where she’s turning the light on and off over and over while lying on the floor. Her face has been replaced with Natalie Harp’s
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That’s why I stick these everywhere I go.
A sticker with the gop elephant in the middle and pedophile protectors along the top and bottom
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I’m in Vancouver and my family said this is the first day they don’t see and smell smoke in a week. My flight in viewed a crazy sunset.
The sky at sunset near Mt Ashland with tones of red.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Get it out of my face!
Al
Me trying
to do a basic
lask l've managed to do every day without inciden for many years
Every organisation
On Earth (a girl with a tuba over another girls face)
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Seriously. All the time. Prime time, late night, am news, radio talk shows, billboards, flyers dropped from planes, handouts under car windshield wipers, EVERYWHERE.
Angry Eagle
@angry-eagle.bsky.social
Dem leadership,
Please run three types of ads, now until midterms:
1. Masked ICE abduction videos, "Trump's
America" (urban)
2. Farmers going bankrupt en mass, "Trump Tariffs Killed US Farms" (rural)
3. Epstein with Trump pics, "Republicans Protect Pedophiles" (everywhere)
Do this, you win.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM G
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I do not like it to order food, at the bank I’m in no kind of mood, I do not like it at the store, it makes me walk right out the door, I do not like it on the phone talk to a computer I’ll take a pass, tech can take their data centers and shove them up their ass. I’m no poet I just fucking hate AI
A man is putting a plate of food on a table in front of another man. The man with the food is labeled “every tech company” the food is labeled “their new AI feature” and the man at the table is labeled, “ME”

In the second frame, the person labeled “me” is throwing the plate across the room.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
As soon as it came on I started yawning. They should play this in Gen X old folks homes at bedtime.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Those rumors are complete and total fabrications!! Andrew Tate has no balls. At all.
A picture of disgusting dude, Andrew Tate, and a speedo, holding a hookah pipe with some weird ass, ugly tattoo on his chest, and the speedo clearly shows that he not only does not have a dick, but he doesn’t have any balls either
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This may be the only way to find Mitch McConnell.
A flier for Shen Yun 2027.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
A screenshot of the watch duty page showing the Little fire and where it’s burned and which direction it’s going. A screen shot from social media showing an aerial photo of a large fire burning with lots of smoke. It says

!! EVACUATION ORDER (EXPANDED) SOUTH PLEASANTON !!
ALERT family, friends, and loved ones in the area until further notice. The App to track live updates is called "Watch Duty"
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Awww. This little guy was caught on a fence and went to Lyndsay Wildlife Rehabilitation Center. This makes me hopeful for their recovery.
A little owl spread out on a pink and orange towel looking at the camera.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is the face of a man who just shit his pants.
A close up of Markwayne Mullins face when he was hiding from his masters supporters during jan6
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Pete Hegseth has big plans for his troops. “He'll do press-ups and chin-ups Do the snatch, clean, and jerk He thinks dynamic tension Must be hard work.”
Dr Frankenfurter and his creation Rocky. Ricky is oiled up and gleaming showing his bicep to the dr who looks shocked and very pleased. The caption says 
“Pete Hegseth after creating his perfect soldier”
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Dottie was dumped with two younger siblings on a farm road with coyotes, bobcats, and mountain lions. They were three of nine dumped on this road so far this year. We fell in love and ended up keeping her. People who dump dogs should definitely go to jail.
An adorable white carrier with one black eye, licking her black nose and looking adorable
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Jacob Soboroff @jaco... ' 32m
The U.S. bears responsibility for empowering a deranged leader who randomly picked a pointless fight with Canada, and Canada bears responsibility for refusing to instantly bow to his irrational demands the way most U.S. institutions did.
• Jacob Sobor...
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just foster failed Dottie from them last month! 😂🥰
An adorable small white dog with one black eye and wiry fur is sitting on a soft blanket and is licking her nose.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You know how sometimes people Will say that somebody is spinning in their grave? This guy is listening to YMCA and doing the double jack off dance in his grave.
McCarthy looking fat and sick.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dottie was abandoned on my road with two of her siblings. I rescued them and they found great homes, but Dottie stayed with me.
A very cute small white dog with a black eye. She licking her nose and is ADORABLE.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jess Piper @piperformi.. • 10h
Listen, if you don't know the difference between
Democratic socialism and communism, I'm not engaging with you.
Crack a book.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
When he smiles does he look like his statue?
Bust in bronze of Ronaldo the soccer player
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The kid and his horse from the never ending story when they’re in the swamp except they’re in the reflecting pool.
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
They keep getting better.
Artax and Atreyu in the swamp of sadness:reflecting pool
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The ghost of Corey Jay 👻 @coreyj.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
It’s been awful, just awful.
Artax and Atreyu in the swamp of sadness/reflecting pool.
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