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Corey Adler (⌐■_■)

@coreyadler.bsky.social
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He/Him/His Father Orthodox Jew Classical libertarian .NET Dev Board Gamer (bit.ly/3bIKsLY) Sci-Fi Chicago Sports Fan (#CubsSuck) Chaotic Neutral In what order? Who knows.

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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think Biden's biggest blunder was picking Harris to be his VP in the first place. If the idea was to pick someone for an eventual run at the presidency, why would you pick someone whose record as California AG was so awful as well as having had such a poor showing in the 2020 primary?
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This is your friendly reminder that withholding a גט from your spouse during a divorce (for any "reason" whatsoever) is uncouth, downright abusive, and emblematic of you being a horrible person. And while it's certainly more common that men withhold it, this statement applies in both directions.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Me: What do you guys want to eat for dinner? Middle child: Chocolate! Me: youtu.be/gO0jiJw7GaY?...
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Oh, THERE'S a big surprise! I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Remember, remember the fifth of November, the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I think of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Maybe the AI can generate his prison barber to discuss maintaining proper coiffure while in prison.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
*deep inhale* Sigh.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
You just know the kind of day it's going to be at work when someone runs into a problem and one of the responses is "Can we run Windows in Safe Mode?" Oh boy.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
But thank you *so much* for the invitation, and having me in the WhatsApp group, so that, every single goddamn year, I can have it rubbed in my fucking face just what it is that I'm missing. I finally just deleted that group. I know where I'm not fucking wanted.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
You know what's a great idea? Having a kosher Octoberfest gathering with friends, all of whom pitch in to bring different items for all to have a good time. You know what else is a good idea? Putting it during Sukkot every damn year. I always have the kids that week, so I can never attend.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Is it just me or is it starting to include more words that are not usually found in typical conversations? Wordle 1,516 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Gary Johnson approves this answer.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Understanding is a three edged sword.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Corey Adler #EdBallsDay
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Du Hast has got to be the angriest love song in existence. But it is fantastic.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That man sure loves his hair.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sheik knew it years ago, bubba! If he were still alive he would break his neck like that jabroni Hulk Hogan!
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Tom Woods right now:
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
New personal best by 5 seconds! #8thDayChanukahGoals
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
"Those who claim to be concerned about the most vulnerable and propose policies of increased public spending and inflationary monetary emission, not only do not achieve their objective, but they achieve the opposite." --Javier Milei (h/t @lp-clc.bsky.social )
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
JEWS. IN. SPAAAAAAACE! #ChapterhouseDune
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
And it has hit another level of disturbing. Between having a character hide herself by cosplaying as a prostitute (who has already had customers that night!) and the group of women who apparently can kill men through sexual pleasure, I'm starting to rethink my choice to continue past God Emperor.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Read a lot of Heretics of Dune over Shabbos. The level of clinical obsession with sex in this book is getting disturbing.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I did get it wrong.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Sigh. I'm just so very, very fucking tired of the goddamn memes right now.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Does it extend to other industries as well? How many people need to be negatively affected before they should be killed? Is it in the thousands, or hundreds, or tens? How badly does it need to have affected them? Is it just health wise or can it be money too? SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN RULES.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
How about middle managers? Sales? Marketing? I.T. Staff? Janitors? Stockholders? Do we celebrate their deaths too? When their children are forced to grow up without one of their parents? "Hey sorry kid, but your parent was a bad person so they were killed and we're going to meme! Lolz."
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Can someone please enlighten me: What's the criteria for determining that someone deserves to be murdered and their murder be celebrated? I can see that being the CEO of an insurance company with bad policies qualifies, but what about members of the board? Do they also deserve to be murdered?
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
THEY EVEN MADE A GITHUB REPO! 🤣🤣🤣
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Greatest programming song EVER. 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I was literally coming here to say this. One would be hard pressed to find any kind of storyline that Law and Order HASN'T done already.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Huh. It seems like the person who made the other reply has now blocked me. My reaction?
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You seem nice. I hope the last several hours of you very obviously searching for posts on "Brian Thompson" just so you could repeatedly peddle the same inane and uncouth drivel were rewarding in some small way to what surely must be a life packed with joy and meaning. Have a good night.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Two things can be true at the same time about Brian Thompson: 1) This guy was a total asshole for the things that he did especially as CEO that directly hurt people and their families. 2) He did not deserve to be murdered and his children left without a father. Have a goddamn heart, people.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Escape from New York (keep Kurt Russell)
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Fozzie definitely plays Louis. Rowlf is obviously Sam. Pepe is in Peter Lorre's role. Swedish Chef is Rick.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I was laughing for at least 30 seconds straight. Thanks Mom.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My mother recommended I ask for a box spring and a frame for my bed, which I did. This morning I decided to measure it. The top of my bed is about 33 inches from the ground. Yes, it's as ridiculous as you think it is. I swung my legs over this morning and my feet weren't touching the ground.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Got new beds delivered yesterday for me and the kids. Kids each got Twin XLs (because my kids are freaking tall), while I got a California King. The middle kid went for an adjustable frame, which was hilarious. It feels so nice to have new beds!
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
How many Gaetzs are in a Scaramucci? @williamadler78.bsky.social
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
So, now that I'm trying to start being here more often than that *other* place: Any recommendations for who to follow on this platform?
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Current description of my life: A soul in tension that's learning to fly/ Condition grounded but determined to try/ Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies/ Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earthbound misfit, I. youtu.be/nVhNCTH8pDs?...
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Pink Floyd - Learning To Fly (Official Music Video HD)
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Corey Adler (⌐■_■) @coreyadler.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This is my first Bluesky post. Hooray for me! #lifegoals
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