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Corey C 🪞

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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me when anyone ranks Breaking Bad the best TV show over X amount of time
Caleb Hearon wearing a long blonde wig and looking over the top of a pair of glasses
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m at $275/mo without central AC or heat. This is mostly hot water, laundry, and cooking.
Your annual electric bill is $501 higher than it should be every year due to the excessive profits guaranteed to investor-owned utilities by the California Public Utilities Commission
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I think the fact that the vast majority of San Diego is in a very high fire risk severity zone gets lost in these convos. What can we reasonably expect people to do? Abandon entire neighborhoods?
Map of the city of San Diego outlined in blue with very high fire risk severity zones in red. Gray are military or other lands.
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Good god they really are everywhere #goblue
A blue and gold Jeep Wrangler with a M tire cover and California plate “AGOBLUE”.
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Tommy says, BEAT LA
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Royksopp and Robyn: MonumentMorning Side by Four TetBeethoven 7th, 2nd Movement - Allegretto, performed by the New York Philharmonic conducted by Leonard BernsteinSlowly by Suzanne Sundfor
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Mine is showing the garbage truck who’s boss (barking whenever it moves)
Black and tan small dog with pointy ears staring forward
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Trump take bra
Email from Understance:
To our US Customers,
We’ve received many messages asking when we’ll reopen US shipping. We wish we had better news — but for now, US shipping will remain paused. We’ll update you as soon as anything changes. 
As of May 5, 2025, here’s where things stand:
- with the removal of de minimis, all tariffs will apply. This means 145% (introduced on April 11th) + 17% commodities = 162%
- if a bra’s price tag is $59, we will be required to collect an additional $95.58 from you and remit this to the border agency, making the total $154.58.
Given the lack of clarity around tariff collection and refund procedures, we cannot be certain that you won’t face unexpected charges. 
We’re incredibly grateful for your patience, and for every message, comment, and call of support. It truly means everything to us. 
— The Understance Team
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Val Kilmer didn’t get along with famously reasonable people, like *checks notes* Marlon Brando, Tom Sizemore, and Hollywood directors. He was beloved by so many, I’m inclined to think Val just didn’t put up with their bs.
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oh my other one is General Sherman. My depressed boy who stuffed it down the secessionists’ throats over and over, because they absolutely deserved it. Also he has a giant sequoia tree named after him.
Photo of William Tecumseh Sherman in a military uniform around 1864
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Forget a Spotify Wrapped, show me who your top Bluesky searches are. (Yes I know this is ordered by recency but for me, these folks stay at the top)
Avatar photos on Bluesky for Jamelle Bouie, David Roth, Kath Barbadoro, and Spencer Hall
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Women can spot a guy who creeped out his classmates during his high school days a mile away. www.wsmv.com/2024/11/14/r...
Photo of sniveling Rutherford County, TN school board member Caleb Tidwell, who is initiating book bans in the county’s public school libraries.
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Well, at least it's a step up from Vox. @celebrityhottub.bsky.social
email is from "Ryan Nanni from Ass."
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Midlife crisis dude needs to show himself the exit
Riker from Star Trek half disappearing into a wall with text “whole man disposal services / yes, the entire man”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 09/07/2024
My office is in a similar location but you can’t bike there from north of the 8 either. Even if it was easy to access Friars the unprotected and shifting lanes combined with Fashion Valley mall traffic are just unsafe at peak commute times.
Intersection of Friars rd and Ulric st with ramps accessing the 163 in San Diego CA
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 04/07/2024
If you see this post a photo without explanation
2 rocks with googly eyes facing one another on a mulched lawn
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Tommy insists on your attention
A cute small dog in a lap but laying his head on someone’s chest, commencing eye contact for scritches
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Not to mention most of Reddit. Neither Lana nor the pop star in question are really people to aspire to but one has a lot more interesting things to say about life in America than the other.
Reddit comment: “The discourse around this album is gonna be insufferable. She wants to be Lana so bad, but she doesn’t have the juice.”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
The scathing WaPo review was right
During “I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can),” she gloms into some imaginary bad boy, describing how “his hand, so calloused from his pistol, softly traces hearts on my face” — which must be pretty close to what you get when you ask ChatGPT to compose a Lana Del Rey hook.”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
Google search result “John F. Clauser shared the Nobel Prize in physics last year before declaring Tuesday that ‘there is no climate crisis’ — a claim that contradicts the overwhelming scientific consensus” from November 16 2023 Washington post article
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Surprise, it’s my dog
A open-mouthed black, tan, and white shaggy-looking chihuahua mix
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
*chuckles softly* recalling some melodramatic NIMBY discourse in San Diego
A small mound of dirt with a cross stuck in it that reads “RIP Parking Space #3 of 12 born 1913 died 2020.” The “plot” is in an area bound by a red curb.Neighboring posts from Nextdoor titled “Neighborhood Round Abouts, does anyone know the point to the neighborhood roundabouts?” And “learn how to stop at a stop sign :)”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
mug check. Kinda.
Rose gold plastic Starbucks tumbler with straw and a pitcher of water on a desk
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 08/01/2024
Current mood for moving week
Xeriscaped garden with plastic skeletal forearm coming out of the ground and giving a thumbs up
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
The Speaker doth protest too much, methinks
Billboard on I40 E reads “Welcome to Monterey district of Tennessee Speaker Cameron Sexton” with a headshot of the speaker
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
Only to be overtaken by the dream machine around ‘96. Still have mine.
A Sony dream machine clock radio
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
Giggling at this contextless copy edit and wondered what Björk could compose about college football coaching drama
Screenshot of ESPN article on Mike Elko, where Ross Björk is quoted using his last name only the first time he is discussed. Link https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38993986/mike-elko-aims-fulfill-texas-potential-top-program
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
Can’t imagine why this was discounted, maybe @jbouie.bsky.social is interested
Front of ICEE cereal box with cherry and blue raspberry flavors; states “feel the freeze! Cools your mouth as you eat”Nutrition facts for icee cereal
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I got this in my For You feed the other day and wondered whether TT knew I followed you over here
Selfie of a blond woman in sweats with the caption “When I called him out for his abusive behavior he started crying in front of me and bent over and showed me his asshole like a house cat”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
2-time survivor winner Sandra Diaz-Twine catches Russell Hantz looking for the immunity idol on Survivor: Heroes vs. Villains and says “he’s a stupid ass”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Haha AI knows nothing about how I like my dogs: judgmental, needy, and tolerant
A 13 lb black and tan chihuahua mix sitting on his hind legs while receiving a scratch on the chest, eyes looking disdainfully towards the scratcher
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
Post your bluesky name and bio in ai and see what it makes of it. stablediffusionweb.com
Large tricolor shepherd dog in foreground with road and evergreen trees as background
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
"Hi, I'm Rick Steves, and right now, I'm one of the highest people in Germany! And there's lots more alpine thrills to come. Thanks for joining me as we explore the best of the Alps!" He absolutely knows what he's doing.
Rick Steves on top of a rocky mountain with a standing gold cross and other tourists middling around
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Just enjoyed the way my neighborhood park looked this morning
Trees surround a basketball courtLight shining through trees
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
Cursed image
Bradley Cooper as Leonard Bernstein conducting an orchestra from the orchestra’s point of view
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Your BOSS? instant
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Spoiler for today’s Wordle
Meme of man choosing between two push buttons, one labeled “Perve” and another labeled “Verve”
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
One of these was front and center on my childhood kitchen table and might still be to this day
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Corey C 🪞 @coreclat.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
I think our pups could be siblings. He’s currently in his summer crew cut but typically he sports longer, shaggier fur
Small black, tan, and grey dog on a sandy beach
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