Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 17hThis is US politics in fifteen more years. John "George Washington" Kennedy vs Reagan Adams Koch 1140
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Throw in some harlan ellison and baby, you got a stew goin'! 010
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's going to be rebooted twenty times and they're going to show his bare ass in every version thanks to the show 110
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had a dream that I was baby talking my adorable little pit mix while she was sleeping and I was being so annoying she stood up, said "Goddammit shut up" in my voice, and walked off (on all fours, as a dog would) 0230
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026ooooh a puzzle game rec hidden in the garfield review fantastic 010
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yeah :/ I thought i was getting a great deal on a kit for maybe $150 but that was no radio or electronics plus the kit was mediocre, all plastic but bearings and spur gear 011
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I bought my first pair of knock off $25 ear buds and WHY DOES THEIR HOUSE HAVE A CORD ATTACHED I HATE 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The Price is Right race investigator, the worst kind of guy 130
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I didn't see bodily(3) and I'm going to make sure I don't 010
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Haunted by the osama bin laden kernelsprite 0110
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's like foraging one thousand times in one bowl 022
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026well now I am not telling you about my angel repellent spray 120
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026trying to take a pre lunch walk and these damn cement trucks are so loud I can hear neither Bob Seger nor The Silver Bullet Band 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026We thought nuclear fire would end our species but it turns out the first step was computers that could pretend to talk. Nuclear fire still on the table 061
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Don't focus on the lizard, focus on the guy - are they the same freak as the reptile guys or a new, worse kind of freak? I'm betting there's a whole kind of snake guy to tease out of there 010
Reposted by Benjamin Onlinegamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14060711647
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can't wait, now that it's September every time I walk out of the house into 76 degree 95% humidity in the morning I say "This is bullshit it's September." GIVE ME MY JACKET BACK 110
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Love when I reincarnate after softlocking, or perhaps a Magical CTD 020
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Worse, it's the near cops people actually like 040
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Donald Trump destroying capitalism one senile fuckup at a time 071
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Kingdom Hearts 4: Sora and the gang sit in a virtual theater and watch the literal star wars movie on a screen 120
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026oh damn aquarium guys. I wonder how many of these people my dad will recognize 0151
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My cringe muscles got sore and then I checked how long the video was and I wasn't even half way, holy shit 1130
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Text and image LPs were the best, video has ruined everything 110
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Well this post and your reply are just about the worst shot / chaser I've had in a while 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 10/08/2026*shaking, sobbing* What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld 0140
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 06/08/2026What are we all going to do when the game releases and it turns out it's just software running on a computer and nothing has changed 020
Reposted by Benjamin OnlineBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass. 1991150003192
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My T's in the toilet - CAUSE MY SCROTUM'S A FOOT LONG the doctor says there's no surgery 020
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Excited for Jacob Geller in the strangereal 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026100% maillard reaction, pure crust all the way through. A revolution in fooding 010
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026What I'm gathering here is they just rebooted spider Man again? I don't even watch movies and I've already seen them all 200
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hah, no just an old 'car guy perfect car' trope - Brand new car so nobody's ruined it but used from the factory so it's cheaper, manual, station wagon, brown, some stuff I can't remember. I think it's partly a wishlist and partly pining for things you can't get anymore 100
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Damn all that's missing is being used from factory and brown. And an I5, very cool 100
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It wasn't me this time but you did make me want a burrito so good job there, very evocative 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026JOhn Leggy may have the widest range of any actor on the planet 011
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026That's the best way to do it, then you drink the milk and dunk it in your mouth 100
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026"i must choose my wealth over community but Republicans are icky" 060
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Watching a zelda piano concert in a high school auditorium so you could say I'm a man of the arts 000
Benjamin Online @cordlessmodem.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I think that's what a lot of people miss - there's a whole market for people that don't want a best for the value vehicle, they want a TRUCK, and may even prefer a smaller one. Whether it will be successful who knows but people comparing it to ioniqs and Bolts misses that 4250
