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"Believe me, my young friend, there is NOTHING-absolutely nothing-half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."

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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Installed fenders on my bike last night. Recommend! Extremely pleasant ride home from work in a light rain.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When what was once universally known as "The Megamall" was renamed the "Mall of America" people should have realized this type of thing could happen to bodies of water too.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Does anyone know if the T-Shoppe Bar is closed for good? I might have just missed the last 3.2 bar in Minneapolis.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So I was, and still am, upset with Mary Moriarity for not charging Jake Lang for his latest crime spree in Minneapolis. But it is kind of an epic troll that the reason she revealed for not pressing charges is due to his "extensive collaboration and communication with Minneapolis Police."
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm guessing that Trump hasn't thought through what 50% tariffs on Canada is going to do to the price of toilet paper.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Three Rivers Park District runs an excellent campground, that is fully connected to the Minneapolis trail system. Do you want to go a dedicated bike-in camp site that costs $11? Beat the traffic? Avoid the crowds in cabin country? Kids love it, they might even ride part way.
Cargo bike  sitting in the shade under a tree at 
Lake Auburn campground bike-in site. it is a black Bullitt front-loader with a colorful woven basket of camping gear, a folding chair set up for a kid to ride and a kids bike strapped to the side. A long tail bike peeks out from the background.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The powerpoint slide the feds showed the grand jury to try and pin conspiracy charges on Minneapolis protesters would be a sick tattoo.
A powerpoint slide with a blue banner accros the top that reads"Homeland Security Investigations " and "The Conspiracy ".
Below that is awheel with the logos of every major trade union, left wing group, immigrant rights group, and pro-peace organization in the city, with spikes leading to the logo for DAMN, Direct Action Minnesota.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Summer is fading fast. Attacking a giant house painting project and listening to every War album in chronological order as a countermeasure.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think I understand why Anders Folk signs are up in wealthy people's yards. "FOLK" is in the same font as "POLICE" on a blue background. So it is kinda the home security sign for the "back the blue no matter what they do" crowd. Who then complain about their taxes when they have to pay overtime.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have been pretty tied to a pour-over method over the years, but trying out this 1940s Wear-Ever Drip-O-Later to reduce how much coffee I go through. Something nostalgic about how it tastes, and can make two pots worth using less grounds than one pour-over pot.
A 1940s aluminum wear-ever drip-o-later coffee pot sits on a black counter near a window, shining in the morning sun.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Jacob Frey promoting Minneapolis music from his official handle, seems like a lay-up, right? Not if you spell Nicollet wrong in the press release! AI bot mayor.
Press release about Minneapolis Mile of Music that includes the words "From Nicollett all the way through Loring Parl to Eat Street Crossing..." Clearly AI can't spell.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Letting the kids set up a lemonade stand is the best thing to on a hot day. It gets them outside and worst case scenario they don't make much money and stay crazy hydrated.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Angie Craig is way too far to the right to be a Senator representing Minnesota, and that Arkansas accent kind of grates on me, so maybe a good compromise is she could run for Senator of her home state.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Because songs will be all they have to remember those of us who could write." The new Odyssey movie has such a powerful anti-ai message.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't know who Anders Folk is, but everyone in Minneapolis who had a Don Samuels sign up has a Folk sign now. So now I know which candidate licks boots and will let killer ice agents walk free. Empower the police to act with impunity and rack up my taxes when "settlements" empty city coffers.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I hate wildfire smoke as much as everyone else, but all this frantic posting telling people to "not go outside" is making me wonder if other people have some secret source for their indoor air? Doesn't indoor air come from outside?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I'm super confused as to why the final isn't at Azteca Stadium.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
First the White Castle on East Lake Closed, then West Lake, now University Ave in St. Paul. It's the only fast food I will even eat. This is getting tragic.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The only good cars are strapped on to cargo bikes. #carryshitolympics
A lil tikes plastic car in the classic red and yellow color scheme is strapped to a black front-loader Bullitt cargo bike parked in a driveway. A kid does a cartwheel on the grass behind it.POV of a child holding the steering wheel of a lil  tikes plastic car "driving " down the street.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"One side longer to preserve continuity" The white noise at the end of side B isn't just silence, because somewhere in that hiss, the first song is playing backwards, even though you can't quite hear it. Every tape its own unique sound.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
David Brooks is pretty good and slandering Minneapolis, in this case by glorifying all the ways that Hubert H. Humphrey was terrible, (destroying the Farmer-Labor Party, etc).
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Glad I didn't jump on the electric stove craze and can still make coffee when the power is out.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I saw some sort of Kia or Hyundai with a BMW logo glued to the back, and vanity plates that read TEMUBMW yesterday, and still think it is hilarious.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'm going to make two predictions about the Timberwolves that don't give me any pleasure. 1) Anthony Edwards will be gone before long, and he will help another team win the championship. 2) The taxpayers will be asked to build the Timberwoves a new arena.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This Wells Fargo Complex (formerly Honeywell) redevelopment plan in Minneapolis is sketchy as hell. What is the "school" that will be put in there? Somebody is laughing to the bank like "hahaha". Taxpayers going to be on the hook, and area public schools defunding will continue apace.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
If anyone hasn't biked the Mesabi Trail yet, or hasn't done it recently, they won't be disappointed. The last missing stretch south of Tower is so newly completed it isn't on any maps yet!
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Cool that my pension I was supposed to get is getting handed to Elon Musk instead. I'm sure the retirement age will slowly increase to 70s then 80s and I won't see any of it until I'm too sick or too dead to see any benefit.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Made some more T-shirts. "A. I. Ain't It"
Black t-shirt silkscreened in pink and red streaks of ink. It reads "AI ain't it" along the top of a high contrast silhouette of a skeleton holding on to a chainlink fence and having all of her flesh exploding off her body from a nuclear explosion shockwave. Sarah Connor's terrifying prophecy as depicted in Terminator 2 that kept me up at night as a kid.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
MPD announces they are "working with other agencies to arrest violent criminals" this week in Minneapolis. And ICE has been active, so just connecting the dots here. When you are using the exact same words the fascists use, we see who you are.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I've seen MPD training opportunities at every single Michel's infrastructure project in Minneapolis. They can train all day, engine idling, and yet still not beat that level of tetris. So they don't need taxpayers to buy them gun range by an elementary school.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
NBA announcers slipping AI ads into the play by play commentary is so cringe. All of this play is physical and human.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Saw my first Waymo in Minneapolis. It's human handler looked like they had seen more than one middle finger today.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Messing around with paper stencils on a silkscreen, on a bunch of thrifted shirts. Made 11 shirts to give away to friends. Turns out I have a lot of friends so...Cutting another stencil to do a second run!
A black sweatshirt with a silkscreened image in white ink of Woody Guthrie standing with a guitar slung around his neck with "This machine kills fascists" scrawled on it in his distinctive handwriting. Around him the words "Fascists Bound to Lose" are printed on stencil letters.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Tina Smith has been generally less disappointing than Amy Klobuchar as a US senator, so the fact that she took campaign contributions from Palantir is troubling.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Saw a group of teenagers tear through a crisp new 2026 yearbook, trying to be first to spot AI slop and be the most enraged by it. Anyone who thinks AI is the future...you can't hide the truth from youth. Get out the way if you can't lend a hand. AI ain't it.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The word for sailboat and the word for candle start with the same three letters in Spanish. That two things that live or die at the whims of the wind have the same root makes a lot of sense.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
ICE didn't have a good time getting traction on frozen sidewalks in Minneapolis, so expecting a good highlight reel of them slipping and falling on freshly waxed airport floors.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Now on top of working but receiving no pay, TSA employees run a real chance of being brutalized or killed by ICE?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It is amazing the EV evangelicals don't seem to realize that most electricity comes from natural gas and coal. Gloating about high gas prices because you personally drive an electric car is a special kind of ignorance.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I think the most insidious part of daylight saving time is it has changed so many times in my lifetime, I'm not sure which one is real anymore. Should I be nostalgic for how the time used to be? Should I hope for future time changes?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"Agentic procurement orchestration..." A cursed sounding phrase that makes my skin crawl. The underwriters of NPR are a good way predict who is building our next fresh hell. Remember when every other story was "Brought to you by Cambridge Analytica..." in 2016?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
The quality of American propaganda has declined significantly since '91 and '03, but Orwellian phrases like 'suicide drones' still managing to creep into mainstream journalism.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Feel so helpless to stop all this needless death and destruction. But certainly won't be driving for the time being. Filling up the gas tank with blood is a mental picture I can't shake, and I am fortunate enough to own a cargo bike.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I didn't watch the SOTU, but did see the clip where Ilhan Omar sticks up for herself. In this world of so much fakery and posturing, it was a rare real moment to see a member if congress fighting back authentic tears and setting the record straight. Trump ordered the killings of her constituents.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
So many Minneapolis teachers found out today that their jobs are being eliminated due to the massive cuts to public school funding. All that labor and love, poof, gone, and for what? Why can't Minneapolis fund schools like they can the cops?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Ok, I found the shirt. Going to wear it today and remember the man that helped get us through winter in America as we find ourselves once again, waiting for spring, and a brighter day.
Wrinkled, ripped, stained, white t-shirt that dates from the 1988 Jesse Jackson campaign. It has a thin red circle logo with "Jesse Jackson" printed in the center in a black serif font, and '88 printed in red ink just below.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Some of my earliest memories are my dad coming home from long hours knocking on doors, volunteering for the Jesse Jackson campaign in '88. The shirt he wore, so excited, so hopefully, when it looked like we might have a chance, became what he would put on to go pull weeds in the vegetable garden.
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
So ICE doesn't actually do any customs enforcement, do they? Was that part added so the acronym would work as shaved in to the back of the head like the bully in Hocus Pocus?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Anecdotally, I have hardly seen Minneapolis cops around Southside for months. Tonight they are absolutely everywhere. Must have something to do with the Homan announcement this morning? And this means they were coordinating with ICE the entire time? To be present or absent at the feds convenience?
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Doty @corbindoty.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It's frustrating that NBC scrubbed the audio to deny us the cathartic sound of thousands booing JD Vance, yet the screaming buzz of the drone mounted cameras makes watching the slope style skiing event unlistenable.
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