corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if we're friends you can hit me up for custom work, if you're local i'll even measure your wrist for fit ✨ 000
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026restocked today at @boneshakerbooks.bsky.social and realized i have not self-promoted here—i have been making hundreds of bracelets this summer and now you can buy them, sets of 3 are sliding scale $5-$15 110
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[anne boyer voice] always driving into a hole, 000
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026actually i do not. have considered diversifying into housewares but MN taxes those and i don't want to have to fuck with all that 010
Reposted by corbin dewitttaylr @taylordahlin.com · 21/09/2026seward cafe is one of the best spots in minneapolis, i love their breakfast tacos. they've been there for decades but are having financial trouble ahead of taxes and other bills coming due next month. they were even closed over the weekend and are asking for support on a ko-fi ko-fi.com/sewardcafeko-fi.comBuy Seward Cafe a CoffeeBecome a supporter of Seward Cafe today! 17336
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it's the time of year where i don't like to look a squirrel in the eye. they've got the Energy 060
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the french pronunciation of chatGPT actually sounds like "chat j'ai pété" which means "cat, i farted" 130
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026our 24 hour delay was flood-related, so i couldn't really be mad at anyone but god, but like........... freight trains get your shit together challenge 010
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ask me about the time i was trapped on the empire builder from chicago to st paul for 24 hours (do not ask me about the time i was trapped on the empire builder from chicago to st paul for 24 hours) 120
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026somewhat anxious about breathing the resulting dust 020
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026observing the 25th anniversary of 9/11 by watching a building (my house) get holes torn in it (windows being removed) while i feel powerless and grapple with the knowledge that certain conditions are permanently changing 141
Reposted by corbin dewittJenny Holzer @jennyholzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026REVOLUTION BEGINS WITH CHANGES IN THE INDIVIDUAL 054
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"mind like a steel trap" is what did it to me today 020
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026thinking about the way material culture persists in metaphor long after the original tool or process used in the metaphor—i.e. the necessary point of shared understanding for the metaphor to be useful—ceases to be common 210
Reposted by corbin dewittcorbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"labor day is just around the corner, and we understand that many of our valued customers may be traumatized by their experiences in the workforce. if you'd like to opt out of all our labor day sales communications, press the unsubscribe button below." 041
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026playing with fire (drinking black tea at three fifty five pm) 030
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026dolly parton and tim curry... incalculable losses for Gender this week 160
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i pored over the illustrations of this book a lot as a child but i guess it was too early for me to grasp the concepts behind the cool pictures en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way...en.wikipedia.orgThe Way Things Work - Wikipedia 010
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026appliance failure definitely one of the top categories liable to induce thoughts about how little i truly grasp about the way things work... alienation under industrial capitalism, am i right ladies?? 120
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026ahh thank you!! i'll see if he's got earlier availability than any of the other people i've called today 000
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026conversely: is there anywhere i should definitely not call. DMs open 000
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026twin cities: does anyone have recommendations for appliance repair companies? our fridge is dying—i suspect already unsalvageably dead but i'd like someone to confirm, and/or extend its life if possible 200
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026update: realized Peak Dorsey sounds like a guy because of known guy Pete Doherty. carry on with your important research 120
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"today people live in rooms that have never been touched by death, dry dwellers of eternity" is engraved permanently in my brain 140
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i think about this passage from walter benjamin's essay "the storyteller" all the time 010
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026would extremely suck to lose a local medium-scale agricultural producer 031
Reposted by corbin dewittcorbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026are we all aware that august 4 2026 is There Will Come Soft Rains daylibraryofshortstories.comThere Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury“Today is Mr. Featherstone’s birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita’s marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.” 2227
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026are we all aware that august 4 2026 is There Will Come Soft Rains daylibraryofshortstories.comThere Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury“Today is Mr. Featherstone’s birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita’s marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills.” 2227
Reposted by corbin dewittm @mnmnadams.bsky.social · 29/07/2026hello friends. officially starting to look for work again. i have 12+ years of marketing/writing/editing/project management/ecommerce/CPG/etc. in-person in LA or remote anywhere else, if you hear of anything or have questions please DM! 164
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026years ago on twitter (rip) i wrote that trying to colonize other planets in order to mine them for resources immediately was tantamount to going into a library full of books nobody had ever read in order to burn them for fuel. i did not think that metaphor would ever become so literal 071
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026no oysters in summer!! this is the ancient law!! i have always heard it explained as a way to avoid foodborne illness since bacteria in raw shellfish will proliferate faster at higher temps, but this explanation is also coolfloridamuseum.ufl.eduOnly eat oysters in months with an ‘r’? Rule of thumb is at least 4,000 years oldFoodie tradition dictates only eating wild oysters in months with the letter "r" – from September to April – to avoid watery shellfish, or worse, a nasty bout of food poisoning. Now, a new study sugge... 030
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026who here has heard the adage about how you should only eat oysters in months that have an "R" in their name 440
corbin dewitt @corbindewitt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026heat index 100 degrees, blinds drawn, watching x files, making seed bead bracelets, drinking cold hibiscus tea from a quart jar 030