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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
A Tumblr post by user viva-1a-resistance which reads:
I really love the phrase "with all due respect" because it doesn't specify how much respect is due. Could be none. Bitch.'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A tweet by user @EsqTim:
Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door*
Musk Fans: Masterful gambit, sir
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Censoring my more uniquely identifying features but, hopefully this is what you had in mind 😜
A selfie of a shirtless trans man with a black and white filter. His eyes and a visible tattoo are censored to protect his identity. His top surgery scars are visible and he is wearing a circular pendant.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
A screenshot of a post by @simonharris_mbd that reads:
'He doesn't look autistic.'
'My apologies. Luke, would you mind doing an autism for the lady please.'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
My fiancée and I had to do the same last month. It's the worst part about loving them so much. 🫂
My weirdo Simba. A large orange tabby outstretched on his back with his paws askance and showing his belly.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
It's not much but it's something!
GoFundMe donation completion page
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Besides, we can always talk to him and give him 'pets' since he's back home with us now. (Also, this is the most beautiful urn we'd ever seen and we had to have it)
An altar of memorial keepsakes of our cat. A beautiful wooden urn in the shape of a curled up, sleeping cat in the foreground, flanked on each side by a framed ink paw print next to a lock of orange fur with a yellow ribbon on the left. On the right, a paw print impression in a frame next to the rainbow bridge story. In the back, a framed painting of three cats sitting and laying on top of stacks of books. 
In the foreground to the right of the urn, a cross stitch of a black paw print over a blue teardrop with a rainbow inside.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I totally understand. My fiancée and I lost our first cat on August 8th after an unexpected/aggressive cancer diagnosis on August 5th. We considered him our son, since we do not want human children. It's so quiet in the house now... We want another but will wait until after we move w/i the year 😭
A large orange tabby lounging comfortably on a cardboard scratcher, surrounded by toys. His feet are tucked beneath him and his tail is curled around his body. He's looking towards the camera curiously.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
My #Caturday contribution: Simba staring at me, probably while I was trying to eat, in hopes of getting a nibble. I miss you so much, Bubs, the house is so empty without you 😢
A large orange tabby sitting patiently on an end table under a lamp. He is staring directly into the camera, begging the photographer to give him a bit of human food. His white whiskers are long and visible.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
A Tumblr post reading 'one time this kid sneezed in class and I said 'goodnight'
Someone replies, 'basically my social skills'
Another reply says, 'i seriously laughed at this for like 3 years'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Tomorrow is Simba's last day. We found out on Tuesday that he has a rare and aggressive cancer. Most times it isn't even noticed. So I guess we're lucky to get a few days with him. I'm not okay. He is our son. We've only had him for five years. He was supposed to come with us to Canada. Why? Why?
An adorable big orange tabby resting on his side with his eyes closed. His head is resting between a cardboard scratcher and a coffee table. His tail and front paws are curled up.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
A picture of Lord Farquaad from Shrek overlooking the arena, with the text, 'Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
A picture of a sad pony drenched in the rain with a caption that says at the top "Drink Water..." For what? Just to piss again?
And at the bottom:
'Life is a prison'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
An opportunity to share a relevant haiku
A haiku on a watercolor image of a cherry blossom branch that reads:
It's not DNS
There's no way it's DNS
It was DNS

-ssbroski
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
A panel of a comic where a woman is saying 'have you guys ever seen how pretty girls are because holy shit fuck god fuck fuck god damn it shit fuck god oh god please help me'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I'd love to say hotdog but my... equipment is more suited to cocktail weenie
An extremely small hot dog held between the fingers with a caption that says 'when she asks me what I'm bringing to the table'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Just checked the Wikipedia page for 'psychopathy' and uh yeah that's it 😬
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page 'Psychopathy' which shows a list of its general characteristics, including pronunciation, specialty, symptoms, causes, risk factors, differential diagnoses, and prevention.
Highlighted in yellow are causes, which lists genetic factors, experiencing neglect or maltreatment, and prevention, which states simply, proper care of children.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My cat's tail is the same! His name is Simba!
A big orange tabby loafing halfway on a cardboard scratcher. Toys are scattered around him. He is looking expectantly at the camera.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Not my fault you don't understand the many intricacies of cat yoga, mom This is the banana stretch and reach Similar to the regular stretch and reach but with more banana, duh! -Simba
A large orange tabby cat stretching magnificently in the sunlight, one front paw and the opposite back paw outstretched.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
An upside-down American flag, known as a distress signal.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
conversely, if you want to be a boy you can just be a boy 17 --> 32
On the left- pre-transition Leo looking like a girl in a highschook senior yearbook photo
On the right- post-transition Leo looking like a boy
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
It's starting to look like wildflowers now and not just weeds 😂 ❤️ 🌼
Two planters, about 3 feet wide and 7 feet long each, overflowing with the beginnings of wildflowers.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
One of my favorite birds, they always looked ready to fight god
A four panel comic from False Knees by Joshua Barkman. Drawn with pencils, gouache, and Indian ink.
In the first panel, a grackle is seen from afar standing stop some stones in the middle of a calm river.
In the second panel, the grackle is closer to the viewer and peering into the water with a surprised expression.
The third panel is a close-up of the grackle's face with a speech bubble that says, 'Oh it's just you'
'The source of all my problems' reads the fourth panel in a speech bubble on top of the reflection of the grackle's image in the third panel. The eyebrows look extra angy in the bends of the water's surface.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
MAGATs voting against their own interests:
A variation on the 'don't tread on me flag' except it's a snake eating its own tail and the caption reads 'oops I treaded on myself'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
This handsome orange turned 10 today! He got a churu, catnip, and a whole bunch of love ❤️ He's a happy boy now Sound up for loud purring! #cats
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
A picture with black text on a white background reading from top to bottom:
I must not fear
Fear is the mind-killer
Dear is the little-death that brings total obliteration
I will face my fear
I will permit it to pass over me and through me and when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing
Only I will remain
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
See also:
An anti-smoking advertisement that shows a woman holding a small child in one arm. The other arm is holding a smoking cigarette. The toddler is also holding a lit cigarette.
The caption says, 'When you light up, so do they. Now you both look cool as fuck.'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Simba got the memo!
A large orange tabby relaxing on top of bed blankets. His front peets are curled up near his chin and he shows his belly, feeling content and happy.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Someone holding up their phone to the TV to make it appear as if the actress is looking through the screen at something on the phone. The woman is making a disgusted face.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Simba
A large orange tabby cat laying on blue carpet and looking back over his left shoulder. Sunlight through a window out of frame casts a rainbow light on his back.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Reminds me of this:
Black text on a white background that says 'everyone should play this game 2-3 times in life'
Below that is a screenshot of a snippet of Python code which asks the user to play a silly game and guess a number between 1 and 10.
If you guess the correct number, it prints you win!
Otherwise, it deletes your operating system.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
🧵 (2/?) It all went faster than I anticipated! I tilled the soil, removed the weeds, took out the large rocks, gently moved some worms 🪱, mixed in some potting soil (didn't have fertilizer) spread the seeds, stamped them down a bit with my shoes, and gently watered!
The left planter, clear of weed and freshly tilled. Fresh brown soil contrasts against the right planter which is still full of weeds. A focus on the left planter, bunches of weeds scattered about. A view of both planters after tilling, free of weeds. The soil is a healthy dark brown. A 8 gallon orange home Depot bucket full of weeds, a wheel barrow, gardening tools, and a rake sit around the area.A view of the finished product. Green lawn grass in the foreground, the tilled planters, and then the patio and back of a light tan attached garage. A back door to the garage is open.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
🧵 (1/?) Today, I tackled my first ever gardening project! I had no idea what I was doing but the internet and some garden-saavy friends helped me out! I have two unused planters overgrowing with weeds and I've always wanted to plant wildflowers for the pollinators.
Two wooden planter boxes overgrowing with weeds, viewed from the side. To the right, a green lawn, and to the left, a concrete patio. A solar light sits in the corner of one of the planter boxes
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Very interesting position I got into playing with my fiancée the other day. I was very locked down and I eventually lost but it was still cool to work through! #ChessSky #chess
A view from above of a position in chess from the point of view of white.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Simba also likes to flop real hard
A large orange tabby cat laying on his side on a couch. His front paws are tucked under his chin and his head is rotated and resting almost upside down. He is looking directly at the camera.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Define cinema with one image:
A still from The Matrix: a close up of Morpheus's outstretched palms. In his right hand a red pill and in his left a blue pill.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
A still image from Dracula Flow, which is a series of viral videos in which a man is freestyle rapping dressed as the vampire Dracula. The man is holding a cell phone to his ear. He is wearing dark aviator sunglasses and fingerless black gloves. His bald head is painted black to imitate Dracula's hairstyle, balding with a strong widow's peak. 
Beneath this image is a screen shot of a message from the user Mya, aka @serialswaghaver, which reads:
Guy with a neuralink cut me off in traffic so I took out my flipper zero and made him gender dysphoric
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Mood since forever
A portrait of George Washington with the caption 'honestly what the fuck guys'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Going through and organizing all of my memes- here's a gem I found in early 2024!
A tweet from the user @suchnerve that reads, '7 minutes in heaven, but it's you and me with crowbars in a soundproof room full of neo-Nazis'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
-screams forever-
A screenshot of a user posting a reply to another screenshot. The reply says 'when you're on ssri's' and the screenshot is of three Google play services app alert messages stacked that say 'you're THIS 🤏 close to finishing'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
It's definitely going to be one of the Days ever.
Meme picture of fat baby-faced JD Vance sitting in front of a background of red boxes, each with the abbreviation of a stock and a negative percentage. The text over the middle of the image says, 'Have you said thank you once?'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
To mitigate some of the ongoing overwhelm of life, I've started learning how to play #chess! I've always known what the pieces do but struggled with forethought and seeing multiple moves ahead. After a week of using the chess[.]com app, I already feel so much better and it's just the beginning! ♟️
A picture of a chess board from black's point of view. All of the pieces are in their starting positions, except that white has replaced their queen with a giant pepper grinder. The opposing player is flipping off the camera, their hand coming from out of frame from the top.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Lots of new followers lately- hope you enjoy occasional sarcastic and biting commentary about *gestures at everything* and sometimes a meme or cat picture -your local trans man and cat dad who's sick of oligarchs
A screenshot of a tweet by bookish.bailee that says 'Your ancestors didn't sustain millennia of complex oral story traditions for you to call audiobooks cheating'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A screenshot of a tweet by @EsqTim, dated 10:37pm July 12, 2022. It reads:
Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door*
Musk fans: Masterful gambit, sir
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A screenshot of a tweet by @EsqTim, dated 10:37pm July 12, 2022. It reads:
Elon Musk: *slams dick in car door*
Musk fans: Masterful gambit, sir
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
A picture of a man holding a phone to his ear. The text reads, 'Yes, I'd like to report a white person being inconvenienced.'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
TIL, thank you. Also:
Ben Affleck standing outside of a black door with his left hand in his pocket and his right hand holding a cigarette by his side. His expression suggests he's extremely tired and done.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Gdi Dio!
Dio from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure pointing to himself with his thumb. The caption says, 'You were expecting to be cis but it was me, Dio-sphoria!'
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I need Popok's clear, insightful translation of legalese and to-the-bone commentary more than ever tonight. It has been A Day™️.
The meme of Ben Affleck in a blue sweater, dark blue pants , and sneakers standing outside of a black door holding a cigarette in his right hand. His left hand is in his pocket.  His facial expression suggests he is exhausted and utterly and completely done with all of this shit.
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catloaf 🇨🇦 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇫🇮 @copious-catnip.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Here's my June. She was so happy to be rescued from a hoarding situation where her and many other cats were all using a giant kiddie pool as a litter box that was rarely cleaned. She was already a senior when I adopted her and since black senior cats have low adoption rates, I had to bring her home.
A picture frame bordered with black cats and gold stars. Inside are three pictures of a petite black cat with yellowish-green eyes. Going clockwise, the first picture is the black cat sleeping in a dark blue blanket with her head resting on one of her favorite fish toys. The second picture features the black cat curled up on a cushioned kitchen chair, looking directly at the camera. Her paws are curled in front of her and she is showing her belly slightly. The final picture is similar to the first where the black cat is laying on the blue blanket, cradling her favorite fish toy. She is awake and looking at the camera, ears and yellow eyes alert.
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