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@copenmechanism.bsky.social
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
nah more rpm is always better
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
linglong tire gave me 2 sets
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i won the 17 hours 38 minutes of Laguna Seca in my 2007 Scion tC
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
introducing the "think about the kids" bill its requirements are as follows: you must scan your face and id every 30 seconds, this is now public information and everybody knows your legal name and address age restricted content is entirely banned video games are also banned, singleplayer included
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
europeans will pay $12 for a gallon of gasoline for an old car instead of just replacing the fuel lines and driving the car semi regularly like it's all e10 in america and i don't hear people complaining about gummed up carburetors unless the car sits
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
asking a heroin addict to recite the alphabet and getting "you insult me in my home you're forgiven this time" as a response
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
the mx13 sounds like what oakley sunglasses look like
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
4th of july sounded like a 340i with a downpipe and a tune
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
petition to remove suv drivers from society since the vast majority of them place their cars wherever the fuck on the road and act surprised when it is to the detriment of others, especially when the others in question respond negatively due to it
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
putting letters on top of each other is a really good way to make a cheap product look expensive
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
someone in the gta session got into a Hyundai XG350L now they keep spawning everywhere
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
the tape 05 teaser for boc inferno hits harder than the chancla i think idk i'm not hispanic
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
fresh pontiac smell is burning 500 cigarettes in each car from the factory and blowing the smoke into the carpets and seat upholstery in every location possible
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
trickle up economics 📈
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
gas prices got me shifting into 5th gear at 35mph
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
i'd be more inclined to use fedora linux if it was called oversized sunhat instead
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
i see the world in a new light after trying malt liquor
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
it only gets worse from here 🤩🤩🤩
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
if there's automatic for the people (1992) where is manual for the people? it's 2026 and the take rate for 3 pedal automobiles in the north american market has declined to such a degree that it's not an option anymore in most instances
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
the 405 at night is the nether, the new white range rover a car length behind me the next lane over is a ghast and i used my mirror to get the return to sender achievement
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
canned turkey but it's the whole turkey so it's the size of those 20l beer kegs from total wine
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
old white people complain about politicians not caring about the people and then when a politician actually cares about people the old white people complain about the politician being an extremist
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
jump a coke can in second
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
heard someone over the microphone at the wendy's drive through say "it's my turn god dammit"
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
thank you tim apple
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i'm excited for the rapture but like not because i believe in sky people or anything but i do believe in sky valley 666 miles per hour
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i may be a manual elitist but i really don't like this manual breathing thing
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
the australian dream hair: business in front party in back car: party in front business in back
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
1000 megacorporation way, 10001 new york
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
just wanted to let everyone know i'm hiring for my new megacorporation, apply via carrier pigeon and i'll send one back to schedule an interview
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
french truck simulator where there's a toll booth every kilometer and a dedicated button for saying "putain merde" and you NEED to be smoking every second you're awake and if you run out of cigarettes you die
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
was in a vc with a friend listening to music and fat lip by sum 41 came up and we agreed it sounded like the beastie boys if they were like mid 30s when they made it and then my friend said "the beastie men" and we laughed at it for a solid 5 minutes
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
super bowl chrysler concorde lxi
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
trying to run the battery down on my new phone to calibrate the battery (pixel 9 pro xl) and i'm like actively getting bored of phone games trying to get this thing under 10% what a weird first world problem to have
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
buying a 1tb phone with microsd slot so i can download every app i get an ad for so i stop getting advertisements on hlll climb racing
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
do not insult me i just lost my son
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
if volkswagen was a private company would it just be wagen
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
a bird flew in front of my car when i was doing 40mph and my drl bulb that burned out started working again
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
straight piped coyote mustangs sound like dropping the fork in the food waste disposal part of the sink
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
had the activate windows watermark come up on the new install but i have a russian friend
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
the g5 quad mac with the delphi engineered liquid cooling loop that runs dexcool
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
dinner
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
think about how much more illegal street racing you could do per day if there were more than 24 hours in one day
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
thinking about doing that thing i've seen european truckers do with the tree air fresheners, when the scent goes out just add another and never remove them end up with like 100 of them on the mirror
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
manual transmission where you can go into first and reverse at any speed but fifth gear needs to be double clutched
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
my personal finance is my coin bag with 36 dollars exclusively in quarters i just counted up
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
torrance
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
if they had a nintendo top i would buy it
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i'm all "yea aight" until i'm "i can't fucking do this anymore i'm at my limit"
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copenmechanism.bsky.social @copenmechanism.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
i must correct myself, after research it was a 1974 model and the "fohunnid biblock" part wasn't accurate either as it was badged as a 350
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