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Cybertiger. Senior Staff technologist at @eff.org Fellow @citizenlab.ca Board member @openarchive.bsky.social. "Noted activist security type." Anti-fascist. he/him. My skeets do not represent views of my employers ⵣ🏴 signal: cooperq.01

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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 18/09/2026
Someone just leaked Mitch McConnell's MRI from the hospital and it's pretty stunning. #DARE
Fried eggs. A reference to the this is your brain on drugs anti drug commercials from the 90s.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2026
Holy shit ted Cruz actually said the thing.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 13/08/2026
Can anyone tell me what kind of cat this is? I adopted him recently and I love him, but he smells kinda funny and my other cats don't seem to get along with him.
A "cat" with a big tail and two long white stripes and a tiny head. It's eating out of a cat food dish. It looks like it might speak french.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 17/07/2026
I know it won't make a difference but it's pretty funny that the "evidence" trump posted to make his china hacked the election claim completely refutes that claim.
In
2019,
assessed that "hostile forces" could fabricate claims that Beijing was interfering in the election to demonize China and that no matter who won the election Washington's hardline policies against
Beijing were unlikely to change,
Chinese
noted that Beijing should avoid giving Washington any pretext to "scapegoat" China and to claim that it was interfering in the election,
In
2020
also assessed, despite the President's attempts to blame China to divert attention from the pandemic and his electoral prospects, that managing tensions without causing irreparable damage to bilateral relations over the next six months remained in China's interest,
•
Chinese leaders
may have decided that there is little point to taking the risk of an influence effort because they believe their preferred outcome is probable. As early as
this year, Chinese
assessed that
the pandemic and economic downturn had diminished the President's reelection prospects and since then Beijing has been planning for either electoral outcome and conducting outreach to both candidates and their campaigns,
The IC has seen no indication
that Beijing is engaged in an effort to
influence the outcome of the presidential election, nor has it observed activity that it assesses is likely the result of such an effort by Beijing. While we have seen Beiiing develop...
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/07/2026
It’s so funny to me how many period wear ugly ass flag prints to celebrate the 4th of July. I just like the explosions.
Gus fring from breaking bad meme.  Top text: YOU WEAR THE FLAG ON JULY 4TH BECAUSE YOU ARE PATRIOTIC.
I WEAR IT TO DISRESPECT THE FLAG CODE.
Bottom Text: we are not the same
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 26/04/2026
Don’t go to jail for posts.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 16/04/2026
Today In cyberpunk dystopia
Vtuber Camila shares that her family was killed by Israeli strikes on Lebanon.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 03/04/2026
As a board certified floatologist I've been training my whole life for this moment.
A recaptcha window with the text: "select all objects that stay afloat on water" there are 9 pictures in a 3 by three grid of a surfboard, multiple  bikes, two microscopes, a CD, a two ducks.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 27/01/2026
Ban assault whistles!
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 20/12/2025
Damn 5 earthquakes in 16 minutes is crazy. I’ll still take this over tornadoes and hurricanes.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 19/12/2025
Yea I'm calling bullshit.
A search in the full epstein library published by the department of justice for the word "trump" returns no results.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/12/2025
BREAKING: I was leaked a picture of apple's self driving car and I have to say it looks pretty awesome!
A picture of a worm in a fancy hat and bow tie driving a red apple with wheels and a glass windshield.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/11/2025
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2025
The antidote to the Ezra Kline piece from @jasonkoebler.bsky.social. www.404media.co/charlie-kirk...
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2025
Here's my problem with the Ezra Kline piece. Kirk didn't really believe in free speech, he used it as a weapon. He wasn't on the side of 'the continued possibility of American politics.' He would have happily eliminated free speech for gay people, black people, feminists, and leftists.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2025
Some of Charlie Kirk's beliefs for those unaware.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2025
It's wild how two Minnesota state reps got assassinated last month and it wasn't even news for a day and we all just kinda forgot about it. No moment of prayer from the Yankees, no tearful Ezra Kline think piece, nothing.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 30/08/2025
Them: don’t bring a knife to a gun fight. Me, a genius:
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 29/08/2025
Fascists are weak. They only survive by making you think otherwise.
What ICE agents want you to think they are: Darth Vader. What ICE agents actually are: picture of bad darth vader cosplay.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 15/07/2025
Turns out it was BGP. It's always BGP, unless its DNS.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 07/05/2025
Meme of two astronauts in space suits looking at earth. The one in back is pointing a gun at the one in the front who has his back turned toward him and is facing earth. The first astronaut says "I can't believe america has become fascist!" The second astronaut says "always has been."
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 21/04/2025
This is your brain: 🥚 This is your brain on posting: 🍳 Any questions?
Kids who post publicly online—especially those who post often—were more likely to report moderate or
severe symptoms of depression, and to report severe symptoms of anxiety, compared to kids who don’t post
publicly. Kids who don’t publicly post or share online get the minimum doctor-recommended amount of sleep,
more than nine hours on school nights, while those who post publicly don’t.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 12/02/2025
Apple Maps (which also powers duck duck go) is also glad that google is catching all the heat for this one.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 12/02/2025
Microsoft in the corner quietly hoping no one notices that they also changed it to the Gulf of America
 A screenshot from Bing maps which labels the gulf of mexico as the gulf of america.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 12/02/2025
That other site thinks EFF's new sticker is too woke. bsky.app/profile/eff....
Twitter screenshot
TheFuzzStone: I wouldn't put that on my laptop. It stinks of leftism too much.
kvikk: why is the keyhole so sexualized?
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 28/01/2025
BREAKING: I have received a leaked copy of the Democratic party’s secret strategy playbook for the next 4 years. Here it is in full.
Politician from the simpsons standing at a lectern saying “BUT IT'S SO GRATIFYING
TO LEAVE YOU WALLOWING IN THE MESS YOU'VE MADE.
YOU'RE SCREWED. THANK YOU. BYE.”
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 16/01/2025
Hmmm.
“Vowing not do demonize The Rich Biden tell us a billionaires nothing would fundamentally change if he was elected”
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 15/01/2025
I hope that his few remaining friends Give up on trying to save him I hope he comes up with a failsafe plot To piss off the dumb few that forgave him I hope the fences he mended Fall down beneath their own weight He already hung on past the last exit I hope he knows it's already too late
New York Magazine headline: "The tragic legacy of the mourner in chief" picture of joe biden with his hand on his head and nodding solemnly, looking regretful.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 07/01/2025
This meme will be really funny for like 4 people.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 07/01/2025
Shout out to @cryptoharlem.bsky.social and @geminiimatt.bsky.social for these amazing threads, embroidered with my handle! Go pick some up for yourself and support their work teaching folks cybersecurity at cryptoharlem.org
A handsome man in a cryptoharlem hoodie A handsome man in a cryptoharlem hatA handsome man in a cryptoharlem hat pointing at the name “cybertiger”
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 14/12/2024
New scam dropped. I have no idea where this one is going.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 09/12/2024
just posting this here for no reason in particular.
A picture of the personification of justice with her scales in her left hand and sword in her right. Caption reads: Jury nullification is when a jury in a criminal trial acquits a defendant even though they believe teh defendant is guilty because: the jury beleives the law is unjust, the jury wants to send a message about a larger social issue, the jury believes the result dictated by law is contrary to their sense of justice morality or fairness
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/12/2024
Anyway that was fun but don't try this at home kids, please just report and block these scammers and move on with your life. Be smarter than I am :)
Profile screenshot of @elonreevemussk.bsky.social, who is a scammer that you should block.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/12/2024
They tried to move the scam to telegram so I decided to wrap things up and sent them Goatse.
Me: Let me know if there is ever anything I can do for you Mr. Musk, I'm ready to strap on my rollerblades any time!
Them: Thank you. You know I’m a very busy person, i don’t always come here and it would be great if we stay connected to keep sharing the good news which is available for us. If I may ask do you use telegram or signal ?
Me: I'm not really sure, is that part of bluesky?
Them: It’s just an app like Bluesky for chatting with friends and family and also business partners.
Them: Download telegram messenger from your App Store and then click on this link below to send me a direct message on telegram.
t.me/onlyelonreev...
me: Hmm I don't know if its working, does this look right? [Redacted link to goatse image of a man spreading his ass open wide]
them: Have you downloaded the telegram app ?
me: yea but I'm not sure it's working, can you check the screenshot I sent you just now?
me: its in that link above
me, seeing that they have opened the link: I hope the weather is nice in Nigeria, please go be with your family, scamming is not a good occupation my friend. What would your grandmother say?
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/12/2024
Y'all are never going to believe who messaged me today! We are having fun, I think we are friends now.
Transcript of a Bluesky DM session with a scam account pretending to be elon musk, their handle is @elonreevemussk.bsky.social:

Them:  Hello 👋 how are you doing ? This is Elon Musk CEO and founder of Tesla Company.

Me: Omg Elon musk! I love you! What are you doing here on Bluesky and how did you find my account!

Them: I barely chat with anyone to be honest you but I feel comfortable writing to you which rarely happens to me. My goal is to relate peacefully with my supporter on this platform while upholding 100% respect for each and everyone’s support of my works

Me: Well that’s great! What can I do for you mr musk? Can you get me a job at Tesla spacex or doggiecoin?

Them: Thanks so much for the morale push. its has been your prayers and support that has kept me at my best. May the good lord bless and guide you. If you don’t mind I’ll love to know more about you because I’m in my free time so please tell me what’s your name and where do you live ?

Me: My name is Dade Murphy, I'm a retired software engineer and I spent my youth in new york but I live in new jersey now with my wife Kate Libby.
Oh it’s really nice to meet you Dade keep it up whatever you do always do your best if it's small one day it will be big all you have to do is be patient. I started small but look at me today it's all big because I've been patient and hard working.
I made some decent money in the early dot com bubble (a lot like you!) and haven't worked in a while but to be honest I'm ready to get back in the game, I have zero cool left in me and I'm ready to hack the planet! I'm so glad you are working to stop the government from trashing our rights!
Them: You’re welcome. I’m glad the people voted for a major government reform and that will eventually make America great again
Me: Let me know if there is ever anything I can do for you Mr. Musk, I'm ready to strap on my rollerblades any time!
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/12/2024
The funniest fucking thing is about to happen.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 03/12/2024
They must have seen my post because now they have blocked me!
A continuation of the direct message with a scammer which reads: 

them: Where are you chatting from?
them: Not really…Forex trading is the basic way you can grow your bitcoin .The primary purpose of mining is to allow Bitcoin nodes to reach a secure, tamper-resistant consensus. Mining is also the mechanism used to introduce bitcoins into the system. Miners are paid transaction fees as well
me: how do I get started?
me: I live in Ohio
Them: My commission  is only 5% of the total profit when I trade for you while you get 95% of the total profit plus the amount you invested.
If you are interested... I can help you earn that amazing profit you desire because I use the most sophisticated bitcoin and cryptocurrency mining machines and personal developed analysis intertwined with my wealth of experience which enables me earn huge profit and that is guaranteed.
I believe at the end of this first trading period if you are quite satisfied with my trading services after your first withdrawal,  you can properly  reinvest hugely in the next trading period if you really desire to make good capital from the market.

Them: To start up mining you will have to buy bitcoins into my company mining stream wallet address then make Withdrawal through your bank account when the trade is completed
Them: Are you on instagram?

this is followed by a notification that I have been blocked.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 03/12/2024
I'm having fun messing with this scammer but also please block and report them.
Direct message with @saschrosin.bsky.social
them: Hey there
me: hi
them: okay good
them: I'm from flodrida
them: actually I'm a senior accoutn manager in forex trade, have you heard forex trading before?
me: yes I'm familiar with forex
them: Do you know that you can make up to $13,500 daily in forex marketing directly to your wallet address or your bank account or any withdrawl details you wish to?
me: wow that's amazing how do I start? Do I just send you my bank account info here or what?
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 22/11/2024
I kinda love spotting these fake trees IRL.
A tall cell tower disguised as a tree. Outdoor at the base of a hill. The cell tower tree is saying "Whats up my fellow trees? So anyway, photosynthesis, am I right?"
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 18/11/2024
Are you saying I should stop making my sandwiches with Marxcarpone cheese and (obviously nonbinary) mayochup?
Headline reads: "Now Gen Z are wagging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings"
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 13/11/2024
It is time. So long hellsite. Good riddance.
A tweet on the hated bird site from me announcing that "this will be my last twitter post ever and that in 24 hours I will be deleting all of my twitter data and deleting my account and suggesting others do the same and letting people know where they can follow me on bluesky and mastodon (which is @cooperq@infosec.exchange). The post is 25 hours old.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/11/2024
Introduce yourself with One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One tv show 📺
Days of war nights of love, a book on anarchism from the chrimethinc collective. Poster for the movie “hackers” featuring acid burn and crash override. The cover for the album “energy” by “operation ivy” featuring a shillouette of a skanking person. The cast of Star Trek the next generation
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 07/11/2024
Disrespectfully sir, sit the fuck down you old piece of shit.
Headline reading “Joe Biden urges Americans to 'bring down the temperature' as he promises peaceful
transition to Donald Trump”
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 24/10/2024
This is just a prototype and needs more work but would you want a shirt or some other garment with something like this on it?
text says punx is parents and inside there is an made out of two safety pins with a skull with a mowahk on the top, an electric guitar on the bottom, a diaper on the left, and a milk bottle on the right.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 17/10/2024
the weird very goth sculpture from beetlejuice that looks like teh underside of an eldritch horror.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 17/10/2024
A well dressed ork from warhammer 40,0000 wearing a suit and tie with his hands in a position before him as if calmly explaining something and his eyes closed calmly saying "Waaagh". Which is the standard ork war cry.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 18/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #778! And yet I still haven’t amounted to shit. Just like in real life. My dad is so disappointed in me.
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 12/09/2024
WTF Google, why would I ever want to say "Smashtastic" instead of Meshtastic?
A google spelling suggestion in a doc offering to change "Meshtastic" to "Smashtastic"
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 11/09/2024
Picture of mr burns giving a speech behind a podium and pointing to the left while saying the unhinged Donald trump line from tonight’s debate: “IN SPRINGFIELD, THEYRE EATING THE DOGS, THE PEOPLE THAT CAME, THEYRE EATING THE CATS”
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Exploit Code Not People @cooperq.com · 04/09/2024
Tim Pool right now:
A clip from the TV show "arrested development" where the patriarch of the Bluth family, George Bluth, says "There's a good chance I may have committed some light treason."
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