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CooperJohn

@cooperjohn.bsky.social
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🚀NASA (retired, aperture science) 🎲game designer (The Gang, Homeworlds) ✒️poet (old forms, new embarrassments) 🏞️dendrophile (tree hugs, mushrumps) 👽sci-fi (hard, classic) 🧗climber (trees, rocks) 🍺trivia (poor memory, good times) 🏳️‍⚧️ pronouns (he/him)

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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
ME: i trained this chicken to talk

HER: let's see

ME: what's a male deer

CHICKEN: buck

ME: how much is 200 pennies

CHICKEN: buck buck

HER: this is stupid

ME: it gets better

CHICKEN: it gets way better, Susan
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Don't know where the originally posted picture went, but here's a copy
THE WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON

February 14th, 2025

All Staff

5G-654/T-506

In light of recent events, until further notice I am directing all staff, operations personnel, cabinet members and White House visitors to stop using the word "Felon" while inside the White House or on White House grounds, whether in conversation or in writing. Failure to comply with this directive will result in immediate expulsion and/or disciplinary action.

Sincerely,

[Donald Trump's signature]
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
An xy chart showing different countries' life expectancies (y) vs health expenditure per capita (x), with individual countries' lines on the graph tracking with time, from 1970 to 2018. USA is, in 2018, at ~$10,000 per capita for ~79 years life expectancy. Other first World countries are clustered, all over 81 years, and all under $7,000, with the median being around 82 years, $4,000.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
@ginamai.bsky.social is getting ready for this weekend and Sparkle Mart, Greenbelt's annual holiday craft fair. Look at the latest batch of handmade octopuses! No two are alike!
A table with ceramic octopuses, all different colors and poses, end of sculpture of a woman, whose head disappears above the picture frame. Behind the table is a wire shelf with bowls, small sculptures of heads, and a tea set.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hi doggos! Hugs, Dominic!
Our doggo Honey Bean, a 42% corgi, lying on a white blanket, which is on a grey couch.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Me and my doggy, just our heads. I'm wearing a cute white and black tiger cub hat.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
From 2002— Kory, Jenny, me. Photo most likely by Gina.
Photo from 2002 of Kory Heath, Jenny Lynch, and John Cooper, all looking very young.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Remember The Electric Company?
A Venn diagram showing the intersections of three circles, labeled "wacky hijinks," "stuck in one place" (Gilligan's Island); "wacky hijinks," "nothing happens" (Seinfeld); "stuck in one place," "nothing happens" (No Exit). In the middle, the intersection of Seinfeld, Gilligan's Island, No Exit, is Love of Chair.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
The Gang got nominated for a TOTY! If you have played it and you like it, please consider voting for my game! toyawards.secure-platform.com/apply/organi...
A partial screenshot of the site
https://toyawards.secure-platform.com/apply/organizations/main/gallery
The title is "GROWN-UP TOY OF THE YEAR" 
There is a button underneath that says,
"VOTE NOW" followed by a picture of a displayed box and game pieces (cards and chips) for The Gang, by Thames & Kosmos, LLC.
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I haz a game, but apparently it is sold out for the nonce. Amazon claims to have it, and some of your local game shops might. I hope you can find it. In the meanwhile, enjoy this picture from Essen Spiel. It's cooperative poker, and it's fun!
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CooperJohn @cooperjohn.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Chillin'
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