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Holy Order Sammie

@coolrelia.bsky.social
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TaciturnDeer @taciturndeer.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Hello friends striking has taken a Byron on my finances and time I refuse to cross the picket line but if you want to support me at all during this time I have a go fund me active retreats are appreciated as well 💛 gofund.me/8356f6c33
gofund.me
Donate to Help Robyn Cover Bills During the Strike, organized by Lloyd Ruffin
Hi I'm Robyn I'm a striking barista living in Philadelphia PA. I left a toxic la… Lloyd Ruffin needs your support for Help Robyn Cover Bills During the Strike
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Just tar today, we’re outta feathers
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Put a paw down if you support the Ayatollah
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
If I was a bartender I’d probably say like “oops, forgot the poison” whenever I served someone a drink
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
There are thousands of numbers
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We are the Tel Aviv of America!
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Lori @lovelylori193.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Two years after grok got released and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. Sexy Grok's clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
My new thing is dating girls for a month then taking their pets in the breakup. I’ve got like 6 cats and 3 dogs and 2 birds baby I’m loaded
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I’m not the strongest girl in the world but I’m the strongest girl you’ll ever meet
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Kill everyone #KillEveryone
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Let’s all be kind
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Sometimes I leave out a glass of ice if I think I’ll be thirsty in an hour
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I’m half pregnant
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
They’re fuckin our pussies
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Rugged, compact industrial controllers and RTUs supporting modbus and DNP3. Ideal for factory, OEM, and industrial SCADA applications. Custom designs with fast turnaround a speciality
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Everyone I know wants to kick me
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
No I do not “jack off” I have other people to do that for me
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
For my birthday all of my friends will be required to take a pill
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Prefacing every statement I make with “as a Jewish child of divorce”
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Your words mean nothing and your face is a butt
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pang @birthbydrip.neocities.org · 04/10/2025
was looking through old discord arguments and found one where I was saying that mario has an "ontological basis in wealth" because he gets more lives from collecting coins aka he's literally made of money
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Ants got into my ‘under the bed’ ice cream but they’ll never be able to reach my ‘under the pillow’ ice cream 😎
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Doctor put me on performance diminishing drugs
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Maybe if I complete the Pokédex in Pokemon Emerald something amazing will happen to me
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Zero tolerance machining can create perfectly fitted objects but you don’t even fucking care about that
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I wish my cis brother was like northern lion
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I was initially formed out of pottery clay but came to life because it was my true hearts wish to be friends with everybody in the world
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’m not turning into my mother or my father I’m turning into myself
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I’m leading a research team of MIT graduates to try and create a pill that simulates the feeling of getting your tits sucked
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Law ready for this?
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I wish smoke bombs were real
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Whenever I see a picture of a woman sticking her middle finger up I think “wait me? Fuck me? Fuck Sammie?? I’m sorry”
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
All female nine inch nails cover band called Nine Inch Heels
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I know what lurks in the hearts of man
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Uhh, nice try, fuckwit, but Elton John isn’t gay. He’s actually a bad ass rockstar from the 70’s
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Hello I am 12 years old and I was born in South Korea!
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I’m going to shoot my shot! (Asking the Uber driver if he’ll give me his AirPods for free)
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
If I had a girlfriend I would stop killing
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Who’s dick I gotta suck to suck a dick around here
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Unidentified Philadelphia murder victim called Jawn Doe
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I think everyone should die basically all the time
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If I don’t respond to you it’s because I’m fighting and if I respond instantly it means I want to fight you
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I thought facing defeat on the battlefield would be romantic but im actually just frustrated as fuck
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Splash! Splash! Splash!
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Beautiful wife who does not love me you must wake up… I need your computer password so I can play games… please…
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Everyone hates me because my juicy mouth gets the cigarette all wet
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Little Jack Horner’s sniffing all the glue and the pavements back to crap
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Greetings from Brazil!
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Holy Order Sammie @coolrelia.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Google imaging “biggest capacitor” and drooling
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