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save your breath its far from over (admin is 27 irl.)

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𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚉𝙸: 𝙵𝙻𝙸𝙿. @bl1ndjust1c3.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
“𝟷𝚂 𝟷𝚃 𝚆𝟹𝟷𝚁𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝟷𝚂𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝟹𝙱𝙾𝙳𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙳𝟷𝙳 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝟷𝙽𝙶 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙲𝟺𝚄𝚂𝟹 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝟹𝙼𝚂?” [ 🔞 | 𝚂𝙵𝚆 - 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙴 ]
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
bsky.app/profile/styl... drops another oc and then smokebombs away ))
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
((Hey sorry i havent posted here in a bit, been kinda obsessed w/ my fantroll lol))
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
assemble an angry mob
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
(( go follow @gildeddraconic.bsky.social, my new, more developed homestuck oc.... if you want, idk, im not ur boss. /silly + /gen + /nf ))
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
he sucks real bad dawg we gotta get his ass
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
((posted on my fan troll but if anyone wants to help me design a fantroll hmu and ill hand over my discord ig
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
(( debating on bringing my yumeshipping trollsona here... hmm..
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
fuck me sideways i forgot too
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
(( yells!!! HAIII SPOOKY!
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
nah dawg maybe ill hit the crying chamber but otherwise no
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
no karkat im not okay if i can be honest with you but thats okay man its okay to not be okay
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
ouch how cruel another person thinks im not funny thats such a tragedy such a shame but for real i know im only funny to myself and thats what matters not gonna lie if you cant make yourself laugh whats the fucking point of existing
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
discussion of the day is nothing because i aint got shit left i spent all my funny discussion topic tokens
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
(( who wanna rp tho
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
DAVE: --> Continue work on your masterpiece. [This shit's going weird. You're so sick of hearing this music that you're overworking it and it sounds like dogshit. You sigh as you drop the file into the garbage can on your computer, turn off your computer, go over to your bed, and bodyslam onto it.]
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
oh okay fair enough
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
why are we jumping karkats volcel cousin today
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
bsky.app/profile/crab... made a karkat. be nice to me i havent played karkat in like a billion fucking years ))
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𝐝𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 (hiatus) @cooltimeguy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
“𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗸𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗽𝗲𝗻𝗶𝘀 𝗼𝘂𝗶𝗷𝗮 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗯𝗲 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗱𝗶𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝗶𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝘆𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗴𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗼𝗼𝘀𝘁???” #hsrp #homestuckrp #mvrp #MSPARP 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
awake after the muppet fight fiasco last night i think im going to hold back on getting stoned
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
((i forgor i have an appt tomorrow (today) at 2pm i should sleep
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
really wow thats okay way too much for high dave to unpack at the moment but whatever we ball getcho ass over here
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
well whats your answer
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
no but what if that excites me sexually it doesnt but what if it wasnt a bit would you be uncomfortable
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what if im into that huh what if i want to scratch your belly
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
man karkat sure is passionate abotu grubmoult then again hes quote en quote passionate about pretty much everything
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
(( when people ask you to stop blowing up their notifs by rping with themselves, and you dont stop doing that???? youre kind of an asshole. multimuse acc or not, not listening to or caring abt the people around you is a dick move ))
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
some people ask why do you get people riled up when youre high because i cant fucking play morrowind high now can i
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what is bro wafflin about
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
aight bet
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what got some sensitive teeth and gums egbert is that why you hate ice cream did it slaughter your egbert clan leaving you the only one left
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
okay awesome doors unlocked and apartment is mildly walkable
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
it was a joke of course im sharing weed with you
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what does it taste like is it even fucking conceivably similar to one of ours
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
a finger on the monkeys paw curls inward kidding thats always open to you the weed i mean
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
ill pay you back promise thank you jade will you get me bubblegum cotton candy with the gumballs in it
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
no i was more think ultimate lil cal would become a thing
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
what in the kentucky fried fuck is a shaved grubmoult
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
doors always unlocked i dunno if we have ice cream though
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
((been listening to a loop of deltarune chapter 2's BIG SHOT/Spamton Neo's theme while this all goes down ive been fucking in tears for 40 minutes ))
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
as aforementioned im stoned as all fuck so i dont know if i should drive or something to yours plus im couchlocked like fucking crazy right now
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i have an idea what hed do with all of the felt corpses and i dare not speak it for it could become real
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
ben and jerrys halfbaked with brownie chunks would make me so happy right now unfortunately for me and the people who surround me im stoned as fuck and pissing people off with hypotheticals
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
oh shit you know who were leaving out of this conversation like the deplorable bastards we all are ben and fucking jerrys ice cream
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i dont know why i even bother or am surprised anymore
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
thank you harley birthday cake with cake chunks fucks ostensibly hard
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DAVE STRIDER (🏳️‍⚧️) @coolkidslament.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
thank you that orange creamsoda or whatever shit also slaps harder than california renting costs
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