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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™

@cooljerk.bsky.social
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Comic stripper (Cool Jerk), infographics journalist, splatter movie/pop culture whore, Sasquatchphobe. Opinions are 💯 mine 🌹🔥

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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"ATTENTION ATTENDEES— SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON WILL BE CLOSING IN ONE HOUR. PLEASE MAKE YOUR WAY TO COOL JERK INTL. IN SMALL PRESS FOR YOUR FINAL PURCHASES."
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
San Diego Comic-Con attendees, I'm doing the $10 table. Because Sunday. Aside from the $30 blind mystery bags, everything is $10 or less. Cool Jerk collections, canvas panels, our "88 Hours Lost and Scared" graphic novella... Small Press, K9 (at the end of Row 1400 #sdcc #sandiegocomiccon
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"THE EXHIBIT HALL IS NOW OPEN. IT'S SUNDAY, THE LAST DAY, SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO SPRINT TO YOUR DESTINATION" #sdcc #sandiegocomiccon
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The exhibit hall will be closing in"— *needle scratch* "The exhibit hall is now open." (I'm beginning to think it's an automated voice) #sdcc #sandiegocomiccon
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"The exhibit hall is now open. Please do not run to your destination. If you do run, please do so at walking speed. Thank you." #sdcc #sandiegocomiccon
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My San Diego Comic-Con 007 bounty is still in effect: as I have NEVER witnessed a James Bond universe cosplayer with my own two eyeballs (1983-present), I will award the first one I see a set of my Cool Jerk books.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"THERE IS NO BRISK SAUNTERING IN THE EXHIBIT HALL" #SDCC #sandiegocomiccon
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"The exhibit hall is now open." And I'm at Small Press K9, as I have been since 2003. The Cool Jerk table is at the end of row 1400 right by the furry yiff pile. Look for the dude dressed as Jimothy. #SDCC2026 #sandiegocomiccon
Cool Jerk table, Small Press K9, San Diego Comic Con
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Kermit rode a bike so Grogu could swim.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I'm in Small Press, K-9 and have pretty much everything you'd need to fill those empty spots in your comics library. #SDCC
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Last day at San Diego Comic-Con, was hoping they'd allow running in the exhibit hall but nope. Buzzkill.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I don't know. I guess the exhibit hall is now open. I'm hearing walkie talkie chatter that there's a mass of people coming in from hall C and D. EXHIBIT HALL B BRACE FOR IMPACT! #SDCC
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
SDCC Friday is in full effect. Still no James Bond/007 universe cosplayers. Granted, tomorrow is the masquerade so I hope some folks step up so I can gift them some Cool Jerk books. Largo, Blofeld, Oddjob, Honey Rider, Vesper Lynd, Miss Moneypenny...
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I have never seen a single James Bond universe cosplayer. Not one. In 40+ years of comic-cons. I know they exist, just have never seen one with my own eyeballs. So I'm re-upping my bounty: first 007 universe cosplayer I see gets a copy of each of my Cool Jerk books.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO COMIC CON THE EXHIBIT HALL IS NOW OPEN PLEASE DO NOT RUN TO THE COOL JERK TABLE IN SMALL PRESS K-9 AT THE END OF ROW 1400 OK SURE GO AHEAD AND RUN I'M JUST A PROGRAMMED VOICE ON THE LOUDSPEAKER
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
DEBUTING AT SDCC: Cool Jerk OMG Color! Vol. 1 & 2— all the Sunday-sized Cool Jerk strips from all four Cool Jerk books in FULL COLOR, together for the first time! Each OMG Color! comes with a free Comic-Con exclusive T-Waster game (in bkgd.)— limited to 75 copies, Small Press, K-9!
Cool Jerk OMG Color! Vol. 1 & 2
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hello, SDCC— the exhibit hall is now open! Come by the Cool Jerk shrine in Small Press K9 (end of row 1400, by the vomitorium) and get your 'Jerk on! I'll be here all weekend as required by law.
My table
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Sigh. With Gene Hackman's passing, Mel Brooks' full list of invites for a "Young Frankenstein" reunion dinner is pretty much *checks notes* the teeter-totter girl.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy Kumi Mizuno Birthday to all!
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 25/01/2024
I'VE ONLY ENCOUNTERED SIX OF THESE IN REAL LIFE #squadgoals
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
From my archives (2003 I think, and for The San Diego Union-Tribune). Irene Jackson wrangled the timeline research. #clydecarlwilkerson #serialkiller
Serial killer Clyde Carl Wilkerson's trail or terror led detectives across many states, and ultimately his DNA led to his arrest and conviction. He died in prison in 2016.
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
Found up-front parking and got into and out of IKEA today—the Sunday before Thanksgiving—with exactly what we were looking for, and through the checkout, under $10 and in about 15 minutes. Media: I'm available for interviews.
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Peter Aldhous @peteraldhous.com · 18/11/2023
NEW, with @mckennapr.bsky.social: Is China Emitting a Climate Super Pollutant in Violation of an International Environmental Agreement? insideclimatenews.org/news/1811202...
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Subarashii x.com/_craftboss/s...
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Paul Horn™/Cool Jerk™ @cooljerk.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Planting a flag here, right in the middle of a "X"
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