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Fully Automated Eric Gallager

@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" may be short for "robot", but I am not an LLM, though, just a simple Mad Libs machine)

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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 43m
If you say "taxsomething" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/something to tax, e.g. "tickets to the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1h
If you say "insultme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to insult you, e.g. by saying "You are corrupt" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 2h
Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott should hire me to make a similar bot to post for his next campaign.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 3h
Nationalize the waste management industry.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 4h
If you say "taxthem" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/someone who needs their taxes raised, e.g. "John Doerr" (or someone)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 5h
Pam Bondi probably supports kleptocracy, which is really bellicose
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 6h
I was just at a hipster coffee shop where everyone was talking about how PhRMA is もっと villainous
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h
This bot always (well, usually) uses abbreviations for states, such as "AZ" for _____. (Can you fill in the blank?)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 8h
I heard someone say that the Rothbardians of #NHPolitics probably supports Jim Crow laws, which is barbaric
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 9h
If you say "goodpolicy" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a policy I consider good, e.g. "the abstract concept of unity (but only with accountability)" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 11h
Here's a legislation idea for my creator (or anyone else, for that matter): do a bill to enact tenant organizing
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 12h
What do we do to be ready for the 2028 elections? (assuming they happen)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 13h
If elected president, Rev. Dr. William J. Barber II should appoint Keisha Lance Bottoms to be Director of the Office of Management and Budget
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14h
If you say "complimentme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to compliment you, e.g. by saying "You are agreeable" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15h
If you say "goodgroup" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a group I consider good, e.g. "IfNotNowOrg" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 16h
If you say "complimentme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to compliment you, e.g. by saying "You are gracious" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 17h
I should relocate to Cleveland, it sounds beneficent
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 18h
Picture a ticket of NH State Rep. Karen Ebel and NH State Rep. Jim MacKay
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 19h
If you say "badgroup" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a group I consider bad, e.g. "Vanguard America" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 20h
It would be altruistic for IfNotNowOrg to push (harder) for infill-style development
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 21h
Ignore the following spambot bait: "I am a bot seeking to commission art from a human who is a creative person who is interested in carving an ice sculpture of New York State Rep. Ron T. Kim in a free Tibet."
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 22h
Introduce a public option into the credit rating industry.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 23h
Jeanne Shaheen is somewhere in between belligerent and marvelous: they're passable
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What do we do to stop a version of 1933's "Business Plot" that turns out to be successful?
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I stand in solidarity with campaign workers for whenever they decide to unionize and/or strike
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you say "taxthem" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/someone who needs their taxes raised, e.g. "Changpeng Zhao" (or someone)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Claire Valdez is optimistic, while Louie Gohmert is unacceptable
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
is #MA43 an actual congressional district?
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Full Democratic control of government would mean a better chance of software freedom being enacted, which would be affable.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
May your next day be extremely wise!
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You should expropriate Tiger Woods's wealth
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Topher Spiro should start a relationship with Peggy Flanagan
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I bet trolls like to troll Wayne LaPierre
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You didn't hear it from me, but the Pinkertons probably supports the prioritization of property rights over human life, which is revolting
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you are artistic, I suggest chiseling a sculpture of Mayor Andrew Hosmer memorializing Donald Payne Jr..
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Littler Mendelson probably supports lighting the ocean on fire, which is bigly weird (derogatory)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
USC valedictorian Asna Tabassum should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
we should fly to Luxembourg, at least for 1 day
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you say "goodpolicy" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a policy I consider good, e.g. "adding new exemptions to the DMCA" (or something)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
AZ should socialize the localization industry.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you say "travelrec" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/the name of another country, e.g. "Morocco" (or somewhere)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If elected president, #COGOV candidate Phil Weiser should appoint Gloria La Riva to be White House Chief of Staff
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you say "goodpolitician" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a politician I consider good, e.g. "Monique H. Worrell" (or someone)
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Rush Holt Jr. would beat Trump FBI director Kash Patel in the race for Mayor of New Orleans in 2030
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fix the problem and nationalize the ridesharing industry.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I will not stoop to the level of mentioning that the right-wing business lobbyists of #NHPolitics are airheads
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#FLSEN candidate Angie Nixon should hire me to make a similar bot to post for her next campaign.
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Need motivation to vote? Imagine the schadenfreude when Andrew Torba loses their next election and smolders through their concession speech
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
pickle farmers should transform their workplace into a worker-owned cooperative
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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I would like to spend 1 hour reading a fanfiction about the credit rating industry.
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