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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh

@coolhandnuke.bsky.social
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Boston in my bones, Nashville under my feet. Psychotherapist who used to write stuff. Celtics ☘️. Red Sox. Pats. Anchor Down ⚓️. 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏾⚖️🟰🖖

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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 13s
That’s 100 PERCENT derogatory!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 46m
NOBODY WANTS THIS!!!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 3h
The chilling part of this isn’t Trump saying that Iran could destroy major American cities - untrue but standard Trumpian bullshit - it’s the bloodthirsty crowd delighting in the idea of Los Angeles and San Diego being bombed.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 4h
Same old story, sadly.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 18h
Sounds like a foolish consistency to me.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 18h
Next Stop Wonderland … Where Thanos is waiting!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 18h
I love it.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 18h
What an oddball career Brad Anderson has had as a director. Directed one of my goofy 90s faves: Next Stop Wonderland.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 19h
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Will Smith Shouts RUN! Meme
ALT: Will Smith Shouts RUN! Meme
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 19h
No, you’re right. He did declare but then ended up coming back. He’s really good but very much on the small side. Similar to Darius Garland, I guess, but even a little smaller probably. They went to the same high school.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 19h
I’m down if we can throw in the former Commodores. Bring Luke and Aaron Nesmith back. Not sure whether Tyler Tanner is a legit NBA player, but if he is, he comes too. Former Dore Steve Tchiengang is already on the Celtics staff!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
Wouldn’t mind seeing him in a Celtics uniform one day. Worst case: a slightly bigger Anfernee Simons.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
I’m excited to see a Celtics team that gobbles up rebounds. That has not been their identity in recent years.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
I think he’s gonna be good. For an awful franchise but nevertheless.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
Other side of the nepo baby coin. Talent is talent.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
Can confirm!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
My new Grand Theory of the Death Penalty is the more gruesome and violent you make the methods the less popular it will become. So have at it, I guess.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
I’m interested.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 21h
will you people shut the fuck up
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
This is hurting my feelings. ☹️
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
I mean, he can! He just can’t defend out on the floor. That’s the problem. OTOH, that’s a lot of offensive rebounding prowess on the court at the same time … 🤔🤔🤔
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t make me defend this asshole. The argument he’s making is that if not for him Iran would be taking out cities. It’s bullshit, obviously, but that’s what he’s saying.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
This seems like a spectacularly bad idea, but hey, let’s try things! It’s October.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 20h
Of course! Who could possibly blame you for that? Bob is the best.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
Ha! Especially What About Bob! I kind of like the way Alan Arkin plays a therapist in Grosse Pointe Blank, but I’m biased because I love that movie.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
Every film featuring a therapist ever. Also, since I was a journalist before that, nearly every film featuring a journalist.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
Can I cook, or can’t I?
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
That’s a depressing thought.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
It was reported in this book: bookshop.org/p/books/espn...
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ESPN: The Uncensored History
ESPN: The Uncensored History traces the first 24-hour sports network from its inception through its evolution into a slick media outlet reaching more than 60 million homes via more than 26,000 cable p...
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
He was credibly accused by six different women of stalking and sexual harassment early in his career at ESPN.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
I think it’s been almost entirely forgotten. Even in his Wikipedia entry, which I just checked, it’s only a sentence or two and you sort of have to hunt for it.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 21h
What happened? I mean, I knew he was a creep, but did he do something tonight?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21h
“Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the handle or anything like that, but I am just a bit curious as to why you chose not to see this film.” — Tom Cruise
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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 22h
Yeah, I get it. Take your medicine. Exposure therapy. I’d like to avoid it a little longer, though, thank you!
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 22h
How bad is it? I’m not watching. Not yet emotionally prepared to watch JB in a Sixers uniform.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 23h
Preach JJ
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23h
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 23h
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thanos dissolve
ALT: thanos dissolve
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breslow, ever on the defensive, does a lot of “pushing back” here. Maybe take some responsibility once in a while? We messed up? We could have handled things differently? Humility is sexy.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s weird when the girl you briefly had a crush on in college is on your iPhone screen telling you about the new Supreme Court term. That’s all.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’d like to get a look at Rahm’s financial statements. Yes, his ideas are terrible, but it seems patently obvious that he’s being handsomely compensated for them. His presidential bid, such as it is, is pure astroturf and hot air.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awesome. Let’s go! Thanks to Republican gerrymandering, this is one of FIVE Congressional districts to which I could drive in 45 minutes or less, but not the one in which I reside, unfortunately. Still, would love to see Justin win this thing.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t know that he’s personally experienced any trauma, though obviously who knows. I meant more that he knows about stress and trauma in an academic or therapeutic sense. He’s been to therapy, and he reads books.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He knows enough about stress and trauma to be dangerous.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Lanterns finale was excellent.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sanji's Apologies, Madam - One Piece
ALT: Sanji's Apologies, Madam - One Piece
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is porn.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think you’re about to achieve the Bluesky singularity in this thread.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like you’re talking about the time you experimented with mescaline.
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Cool Hand Nuke LaLoosh @coolhandnuke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Incredible. As good as any pass in the Larry Bird reels from back in the day. Sick.
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