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dB Cooper

@coolerpseudonym.bsky.social

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“And so goes he forth: a clamless shell, as it were—a man of straw—a house untenanted—a futile, motile void." –George Herriman Mastodon: @CoolerPseudonym@wandering.shop PhD in philosophy Gen X Jewish Midwesterner in the US South

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

we got ceiling cats

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is fine Setting about seven daily record high temperatures in a row has been pretty cool, actually. Records are made to be broken

Isothermal map of the United States, with anomalous heat colored in darkening shades of orange. There is a strong heat dome over the southeastern US.

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is how I see myself

A rusted, wrecked ship, hauled far up onto the grassy shore. Once useful, now ruined, it will never sail again, nor be of any value or interest to anyone, except possibly as a picturesque yet minatory scene of desolation

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Zap and Troy The Legendary Journeys

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Look who stopped by at my sleepy general aviation airport

P-51 mustang, SNJ, and a Fairchild PT-19 - three single engine WWII warbirds in a row on the tarmac

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

you must not burn our flag. but you can bake it until it is crisp and enticing you can also eat the flag. eat it. eat the flag

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I mean, why not I don’t think it’s actively harmful to vote Abstentionists and certain left accelerationistas will disagree

Patch of red T-shirt with a sticker saying, “I Voted”, with a picture of the Tennessee state capitol cupola, a firework going off behind it, Tennessee and US flags, and the legends “America 250” and “hashtag go vote TN”. And some stars. It’s really quite unnecessarily busy for a small sticker

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I have been feeling bad lately that I haven’t seen an individual of my favorite spider species in a couple of years. It’s the Argiope Aurantia, the yellow and black garden spider. Well, I’ve seen one. A small one, on her web, in a big empty green plastic livestock bucket we use as a planter.

Argiope aurantia, with its black body with yellow and white M-like markings along its sides, with pairs of yellow spots running up the back, and its eight yellow-ringed black legs held in pairs, like a capital X. It hangs in a barely visible orb web, sitting on the middle of a bright white zigzag silk stripe, several times longer than the spider, called the stabilimentum. Background of the image is solid kelly green, the color of the bucket the spider is in

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Post a TV show that starts with the letter T

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Always repost the Mitchell Corn Palace “The World's Only Corn Palace”

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Oh my god "sicko fan" [sic] I need to know whether this hilarious mistake was made by the off-the-record “DHS official” or by the schmuck CNN reporter. Unfortunately I strongly suspect the reporter

Cutting from an article “CNN also reported an inner rift within DHS, with several insiders saying Noem's statements no longer align with what the public can see for themselves. One official said: "The department needs a law enforcement leader, not a sicko fan." It really reads “sicko fan”, two words, and not “sycophant”

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

“Global warming is a hoax. There ain’t no glacier here, and there never was.”

Big neon sign for the Glacier Motel. Vacancy.

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dB Cooper @coolerpseudonym.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

It’s basically this. (They make a folding board you can get on Amazon). Except I do it from the back so you can see the front. Then I stack them in the drawer. Little digging needed There are denser ways to fold and store but then I can’t find stuff and it’s all crammed in and I hate that

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