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Wild-eyed Beaverhead County Montana Hayseed www.cookiesandcowpies.com Sometimes you're living happily ever after and you don't even realize it.

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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 16/09/2026
A system that depends on your silence will always punish your voice: www.cookiesandcowpies.com/the-narcissi...
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The Narcissistic Mother - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
If you marry into a family where a narcissistic mother has been running the show for years without ever being challenged, and you refuse to
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 15/09/2026
Is Missoula’s market strong enough to support autonomous rideshare? Probably not, but yet here we are with Missoula being Missoula — again. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/tesla-cyberc...
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Tesla Cybercabs may come to Missoula - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
A Missoula-based sovereign AI infrastructure firm has recently applied to buy six Cybercabs for the price of about $30,000 each from Tesla
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 09/09/2026
I'm convinced half the internet is just people confidently explaining things they learned 11 minutes ago
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John Jenkins @oteachjohn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turned off the alarm last night! Don't remember doing it! Slept in extra hour, Tiller had no complaints. Both hit the John quickly though. Out into brilliant morning! Good walk in the feel of early fall. Few words to my Askum. Tiller his usual boisterous self. Ran hard up ahead!
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 08/09/2026
I bought some coconut shampoo today I got halfway home before I thought, “I dont even have a coconut!”
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 08/09/2026
The one-ring cell phone scam is a real, old scam: one ring, hang up, hope you call back and pay. The ring itself does not empty your bank account. Calling the number back can. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/one-ring-cel...
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One-ring Cell Phone Scam can Ding Your Wallet - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
The one-ring cell phone scam is a real, old scam: one ring, hang up, hope you call back and pay. The ring itself does not empty
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 07/09/2026
I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 31/08/2026
.. monday youtu.be/ptoXreyO2Hk
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Salright - Let Me
YouTube video by Enhanced Chill
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 31/08/2026
Theft is not a biological need .. you're welcome
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 31/08/2026
um .. guest article? no thanks
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 26/08/2026
.. wednesday youtu.be/kAwSQq44O_U
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Steve Aoki & Walk Off The Earth - Home We'll Go (Take My Hand) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Ultra Records
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 11/08/2026
Busy adults juggling work, family, and a never-ending to-do list often want daily vitality improvement, yet emotional well-being challenges can make even simple routines feel hard to start. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/boost-your-w...
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Boost Your Well-Being Daily with Simple Steps - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
For general readers seeking well-being, the real tension is that feeling your best every day sounds like a big lifestyle overhaul when
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 04/08/2026
LOL'z 😆.. guy in Twin Falls was sure surprised when folks started shooting back .. got what he deserved fair and square
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 03/08/2026
The Bob Marshall Wilderness — affectionately known as “The Bob” — is one of the premier wilderness areas in the United States, located right here in northwestern Montana. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/silvertip-fi...
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Silvertip Fire in the Bob Marshall Wilderness - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
The Silvertip Fire is a lightning-caused wildfire in the Bob Marshall Wilderness of Montana, about 15 miles southeast of Spotted Bear Ranger
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Richard Flower - Landscape / Nature Photography @flowerphotography.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Illecillewact River, British Columbia, alongside the Trans-Canada Highway. I took this pic May 17, 2026. #fineartphotography #scape #landscapes #landscapephotography #ForestFriday #WestCoastPhotography #AdventureDoesNotWait #Stunday #NaturePhotography #PhotographersOfBluesky #Photographers
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 01/08/2026
ALPRs track your movements and store your data for long periods of time, creating a detailed record of your location history. Who needs ALPRs when you've already got an iPhone in your hip pocket .. LOL'z 😆
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 29/07/2026
.. summertime treats www.cookiesandcowpies.com/snickerdoodl...
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Snickerdoodle Cheesecake Bars - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
Snickerdoodle Cheesecake Bars combine the cinnamon-sugar flavor of snickerdoodle cookies with a creamy cheesecake layer.
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 29/07/2026
.. wednesday youtu.be/VwtnqOJTgDE
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PRAANA & Tina Parol - Just Be
YouTube video by Colorize
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 29/07/2026
Jury Duty: Judge: "Could you please turn your phone off?" Me: "But what if Santa Claus has an emergency and I have to go to the North Pole?"
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
.. monday youtu.be/MmLkQ7SlgqU
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YouTube video by AINDY - Topic
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
I applied for a job at a Mental Asylum and they told me I have to spend 5 hours with a crazy person. Wanna hang out tomorrow? I GOT CRAYONS!
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
Service and hospitality jobs can be seasonal or lower-wage relative to elevated local costs, and long-time residents or lower/middle-income workers face greater pressure on housing, property taxes, and everyday expenses in many areas of our state. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/another-bill...
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Another Billionaire building a resort in Montana - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
Billionaire Arthur Blank (Home Depot co-founder and Atlanta Falcons owner) has debuted Auster at Dome Mountain, a new luxury lodge
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
The term was coined in 1964 by Australian researchers Isabel Joy Bear and Richard Grenfell Thomas in a paper published in Nature. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/petrichor-wh...
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Petrichor: What is it and why does it smell so good? - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
Petrichor is the distinctive earthy, usually pleasant scent produced when rain falls on dry soil or rock, especially after a warm, dry spell
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
FWP Alberton: Construction at the Cyr Bridge Fishing Access Site (FAS) boat slide is scheduled to begin Monday, July 27. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/cyr-bridge-b...
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Cyr Bridge boat slide construction begins July 27 - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
Construction at the Cyr Bridge Fishing Access Site (FAS) boat slide is scheduled to begin Monday, July 27. Cyr Bridge is the main put-in for
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/07/2026
... another one from Aimee just dropped www.cookiesandcowpies.com/ghost-font-h...
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Ghost Font: Hiding Communications From AI - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
Ghost Font is an experimental “anti-AI” visual communication system created by computer scientist and Mixfont founder Eric Lu
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 21/07/2026
Compulsory tipping is getting so out-of-hand that I'm actually considering using cash for all of my transactions every time I go out ... here's your 10 bucks ... take it or leave it
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 01/07/2026
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 01/07/2026
When someone asks you your biggest fear and you can’t say that it’s someone breaking into your house while you’re mid poop and don’t have enough time to wipe and have to fight for your life with dirty booty cheeks, so you just say spiders.
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 29/06/2026
Watching Barrett-Jackson auctions. Saw a car I liked. Called my bank. They said to change the channel.
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 27/06/2026
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 22/06/2026
When you get almost to the end of the day, and you see you have your shirt on inside out HAPPY FATHERS DAY
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 22/06/2026
She said she was getting my father’s day present waxed. I think I'm getting a new car!
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Joe Strummer (the living one) @stroejummer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
. I'm not a bird photographer, but every now and then I capture one that I really like. A catbird singing away on a minimal branch, perfect bokeh, and I didn't mess up the focus! #EKC #birds #photography #Montana
Gray bird with a dark head perched on a bare branch against a blurred, muted background.
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Richard Flower - Landscape / Nature Photography @flowerphotography.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fairview Mountain overlooking Lake Louise in Alberta, Canada. I took this pic May 15, 2026. #fineartphotography #scape #landscapes #landscapephotography #ForestFriday #mountainmonday #BlueSkyMonday #WestCoastPhotography #roadtrip #NaturePhotography #PhotographersOfBluesky #photography
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 15/06/2026
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 13/06/2026
.. is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 13/06/2026
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 13/06/2026
"TF is that?!" ... is the name I give 98% of summer insects
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 13/06/2026
... maybe your baby is crying because he wants a cigarette *me flirting*
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 11/06/2026
... I'll pronounce it "Why-Box" on purpose in Billings just to see the looks on their faces
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 11/06/2026
Do these people who are scared of clowns even know there are vegan crossfitters out there?
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Happy National Upsy Daisy Day
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Accidentally clicked "View Deal" on a Groupon for a bowling and shoe rental package and my credit score dropped 50 points
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Ever wake up to find your fitted sheet has popped off the corner of the mattress and it’s around your head like a shower cap?
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Whenever I’m tired of a shoe, I just get on the highway and chuck it out the window like everyone else does
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Sugar-free anything tastes like it's based on a true story
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Taco Bell -- Because eating dog food out of the can would be weird
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
Just overheard someone say, "I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries." You know. Like a book.
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 10/06/2026
I'd take Cap'n Crunch more seriously if his eyebrows weren't on his hat
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Alan @cookiesandcowpies.com · 01/06/2026
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has the capability to track vehicles through various surveillance technologies and data-sharing arrangements. www.cookiesandcowpies.com/immigration-...
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Immigration Enforcement: Can ICE track your car? - Cookies and Cowpies - Great Falls, Montana
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has the capability to track vehicles through various surveillance technologies
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