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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them

@cookierambles.bsky.social
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The one and only Cookie Rambles. Was LaurenRambles on the tweeter. Known as TheConstantRambler. You can find me on IMDB if you know where to look. Currently living my best life in CO with my wife and Ziggy (our corgi).

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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 2h
That "Alt caption" 😬 I don't think he's posing.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they failed this young lady so severely, I cannot imagine how many other Jane Does they have also failed. I hope this is actually being taken seriously and an investigation into the school is something that happens.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forever known as "the most ordinary man imaginable". 😂😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shady Slim indeed!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He just loves a sexy guy. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How ALPHA Male of him! 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did they use "SI" to write it? 😬😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
These bitches should be writing their own essays from prison.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to work at a daycare and this is how little kids stood when they pooped and didn't want you to know they pooped. 😂💩😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@flavorflav.bsky.social Understanding the assignment! This is how you stand up for women/girls.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No consequences??? Those dudes had to write a whole essay after drugging, raping and offering up that young lady as a sex play thing. A whole essay!
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do not remember the last time i've seen a lightning bug. 😭 Humans are the worst.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a beautiful thing to air before the midterms! Republicans are begging to lose. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They also invited others to come by for "free pussy", but yeah, this is the civilized nation we live in.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Getting ready to blow up another chunk of the Moon.
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Gru Under the Moon
Alt: Gru Under the Moon
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take a holiday every two weeks. 😂😂😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Armorer: This Is The Way (Book Of Boba Fett)
Alt: The Armorer saying This Is The Way (Book Of Boba Fett)
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's illegal to rape and traffic small kids but he did that and no one gives a damn.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They bombed a school full of children. I do not know how to be less judgmental about this.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No notes!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a dog owner this pisses me off too. I live downtown. There are free bags and trash cans everywhere. We see you letting your dogs poo and just walking away. 👀💩
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
War criminal wanted by the ICC but Trump is happy to have him here. 😬
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Both of his parents are in the Epstein Files. 😂 Ladies (and girls) beware!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Waiting to see how this plays out.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I also accept gluten-free baked goods.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not soon enough!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now let's tackle the Epstein Rapist Club.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Her husband raped countless children. She was friends with the country's most prolific pedophile and is married to his best friend. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How many buildings do they want us to burn to the ground? Let him keep putting his pedo name on every damn thing. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He raped countless little kids. Why would we give a fuck about money when we couldn't even find the time to get justice for the children??? We should all be ashamed to our core for letting this man and his family have this much power.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The nerd in me right now!
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Golden Girls: Rose Nylund 'It's Getting Hot In Here'
Alt: Golden Girls: Rose Nylund 'It's Getting Hot In Here'
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get it!!! 🗳️
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We are pilfering all of Venezuela's oil while brutalizing their people. The USA is a shameful place. All these grown ass men standing around doing jack shit!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This summer, the state of Colorado is out of water and we hit the highest temperatures ever recorded. Fuck off Pedo Don!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don''t humans operate the Waymo? What about the company that owns them? Why are we not holding these folks accountable?
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He brought Melania and not Natalie? I bet the Diaper Nurse is in the car outside waiting for him.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's not even doing one job. He has 2 paychecks. There is a big difference there. He's getting paid 2x to do nothing.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mainstream media, This is the butt that you are kissing. 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lawd!!!! 🍽️ Gimme!
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She cannot show up for her own rally, but she'll show up for you. 😂😂😂 The GOP is fucking clown show.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How many little kids did he rape!?! I like his choices here. For once, i agree with him.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Repugs out there playing MARRY FUCK KILL with animals and people are out there voting for them. 😬🤡
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
His brain is swiss cheese but let's let him write laws. 😂🤡
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
...but, but the mountains are calling! 😂
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wasn't just white hispanics either. Dumbasses voted against themselves and their people.
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Cookie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇹🇹 they/them @cookierambles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The United States and all of our citizens are now responsible for genocide. 😬
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Will @willgarcia820.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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