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Cookie_Kool

@cookiekool.bsky.social
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I promise I’m a person!! I promise. She/Her Ex-Streamer. I will make myself someone worth considering. I love my girlfriend !!!!

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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the caestus in #dark souls 2
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I am afraid of the internet wahoo here we go #makeaterriblecomicday2026
It's a bad picture of a five panel comic on paper. The top is labelled "Dog Murder Factory" and "Make a terrible comic day 2026." The first panel shows a dog mangled and bleeding on a barbed wire fence, with their eyes crossed out. Someone in a dog mask looks on at the scene and comments "huh." Then, as we turn to face them "Ya know I didn't think they could jump that high." Their coworker who is crouching behind them looks back and says "... They can't ..." as they uncover a pile of dog jumping items including: "dog flight rockets," a "dog cannon," and a "dog trampoline."
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Here is my newest OC. This one is very special to me as surskit was once very close to my heart (removed with surgery)
An awesome image. The top reads "Mega Sirksit" with an image of mega surskit below it. There is a person for scale to the right labelled "Person for scale". Beneath mega surskit is a stat lineup for the pokemon which is completely unlabelled and has numbers ranging from "2009" to "3". Most of its bars have been crudely extended with green marker. In the bottom right pikachu makes a surprised reaction face with a pink text caption clarifying that "(He is jhealous)"
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Pokemon has been lied to us for too long. Mew is supposed to look like a nematode worm. This is proof from official pokemon red and green sprites hard drive download
Three crudely drawn mew sprites based on the original red and green mew sprites with three edits of mew around the margins. One with a pink bow, one peeking out from under a truck, and one with a pokemon energy card behind it. In the top right the image is tastefully labelled "MEW"
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
OH NO! The day has come and I have not repaid my debts! The Repo men are taking Evil Mario back to the warehouse and I didn't even get a chance to sanitize him. Happy Mario Day! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Life has kicked me to the curb and eaten my turkey sandwich right out from under my teeth. My only option now is to play a cool niche indie game ... oh no! How terrible! The horror! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Great holes are being fallen into where the earth's pores ought to suffice. I'm climbing out tonight. Soon it will all be over www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I am burnt out on game design, but worry not! The brothers welcome back the needy and the broken with open arms. Well, cool crossed arms actually, if this image is to be believed. Let's do puzzles for an hour and a half www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Eating is a sacred tradition practiced by everyone from ants to mice. Cubes do not typically participate, that is, they didn't. 24 years ago Cubivore changed things forever www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Being Evil Mario is one of the most taxing jobs on the market. Making Evil Mario though? Now that's easy as pie! I've been doing it for months now and you can too! All you need to do is pay a subscription to my online course www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Jimmy is just a normal kid with normal goals, for example: he longs for the blood worms. Worm blood. It just so happens there's a worm boss roughly three hours into this game and I stream for roughly three hours. Funny how that works out www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I know it's unexpected but instead of mario and luigi today I'm doing mario maker 2. Plans change. Sometimes you have to Mario Make adjustments or Mario might Make you do so himself. Get scared I'm begging you www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I am not a liar
A comic drawn in the style of Heathcliff, the image shows a suburban street with a single house in the background on the far right and two yellow birds in a large tree on the left. One of the birds has its mouth open and is saying the caption aloud. Dilbert stands on the sidewalk and is holding a pistol, which smoke curls from the barrel of as it has just been fired. Heathcliff stands to the left of him with blood gushing from the back of his skull as the bullet passes through his brain. The caption beneath the comic reads "'COOL RANCH CAME FIRST.'"
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don't know what's going on or where I am. I am trapped within a prison of flesh and the walls are creeping fitfully closer. You what's best to do at times like these? Get them crunchers out and smile wide! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Bowser is inside again and boy is he up to some trouble! The cavity of his body is like the evening sky as viewed from a city street. Vast and empty of light www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
People these days are so into being alive, it's almost like we all spend 90% of our waking hours just trying to survive! The letters have found a better way, a deader way. I'm playing Dead Letter Department www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Most tuesdays these days are fear addled and bug eaten, without even a hint of jubilance in the air. Rejoice now then for the news of brothers and their meaty stomach man. Mario and Luigi's tues-debut! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
For centuries scholars have been debating the the truth of the "moon". What is it? What is it made of? Did it really have a human face back in 1902??? Was getting rid of the face the point of the moon landing???? www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Since the release of the original super mario brothers game, people have been complaining. Mario wears too many clothes! And the game isn't bullshit enough!!! In 2007 these complaints were answered www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Doctors are rejoicing for the success of this new medical surgery: Ms. Signalis has been brought back after tripping and falling down a really big hole! Isn't that impressive? Her escapades continue: www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Evil Mario is a truly sinister man, and hence a diehard conservative. He is mourning Scott Adams as we speak. Is this low hanging fruit for a bit? Disrespectful? If Mario becomes president Koopas will be hunted www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
As a special treat for my 2nd streamiversary I am letting myself play the mario game of my childhood, my "favorite" one. Let's see how long that lasts www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Despite it being the most profitable media industry of the day, no one is sure what video games really are? Could they perhaps be unique and complex pieces of art?? No! Of course not! Join me in VIDEOPULP: Super Carty's Dread to learn more www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
It's that time of year again! He waits around every corner and drips a mysterious green substance!! He's the petty criminal who stole all our hearts and grew his own... Grinch Stream 2 Everyone! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Have you ever been to a "Land" ? You may have noticed it lacking, somehow lesser than the "Worlds" that you are used to. This is because they are less impressive by design. Evil Mario must persist despite this, so he becomes 3d as we are today www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Hopefully this wasn’t too much of an update slog to read. In better news being bedridden has given me plenty of time to play hit 3ds platformer Super Mario 3d Land (2011) so that’s basically as good as being alive and free
A screenshot of a storybook page from Super Mario 3d Land where peach hits a goomba stack with her umbrella. The image is sideways for some reason and I’m too tired to fix it.
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
“Vamprie meaning billdthisty monster
mean to draw blood,the famous monser
in the Western world,The reason why is a
mon-ster,Because it has a strange
identity neither God nor the devil not a-
person“
“The source of the legend of the
blood-sucking creatures can be traced
banckthousands of years ago,in Mae Sot
early Mesopta-mian clvilizationgs,myths
and legengds of the ancient Hebrews
civillzation,Roman civillzation,have
obused the human essence of the decill”
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Mario's Zones exist within his Lands. They are nesting dolls in his grand scheme to subjugate all that exists. Come with me now to one that's special. One that's evil. One that's "Pumpkin". www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Ware shortages have been occurring in countries across the world. There is only one man to hold accountable: Wario himself. In accordance with this, Evil Mario will be beating him in a pokemon battle today www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I'll admit. I'll admit! Mindlessly chasing the end of the world may not have been the wisest idea. Ok? Are you happy? I'm going to buy some upgrades at the gas station and try again www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Men have been known to come in many shapes and sizes. One shape however has become quite frightening, that's right! The slender man .. Can mario defeat him? www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Signals have been coming in left an right! I can feel them permeating my membranes. Light and sound and energy are all good things www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We're doing mariomon again because I'm busy prepping for thanksgiving. Last night I was so tired I was scared of the carpet and forgot where I was. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
In a surprising turn of events the story is now outside of Bowser. How were we meant to see this coming? The prophecy did not foretell this www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Evil Mario had been busy on a long campaign of murders in the lands afar, but now he's back! Wielding various creatures to do his dirty deeds. Pokemario baby www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
I'm back! And with good news. The bugs are succeeding tonight. Let us rejoice with much merriment over their victory. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Signalis is a video game about something. I'm not sure yet, the themes are still opaque to me. Maybe I'll find out tonight www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It hasn't stopped happening! The characters just won't quit! Bowser and luigi and the other one! Hijinks continue! www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The World is 21st major arcana card in the standard tarot deck. For whatever reason The Mario World is not included in said deck. Evil Mario is not happy about this www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Did you know? The game Hollow Knight: Silksong was inspired by bugs. Watch my stream where I actually beat the game to learn more facts like this www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I learned recently that by reading books you can travel anywhere, that's fucked up. What kind of witchcraft is that?? Evil Mario will be wielding this sorcery today. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Movie time! Or should I say movie studio time? No. I shouldn't say either of those things. I'm finishing Studio System: Guardian Angle today. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Today evil mario has lost someone dear to him (in minecraft). Let's support him through this difficult time (in minecraft) www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Bowser is back after years (one week) of hiatus. Returned from the dead. Returned to the stomach. Inside www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Today we're taking it easy. Dot exesy that is. We got two evil marios on the horn and we're going to like it. Happy tuesday everyone www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bowser was going to come over but he got lyme disease. Sorry about that. My only back up was retreating into the depths of the earth. Sorry about that. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Typing is an indispensable skill for life in the 21st century. Unfortunately in this day and age a good teacher is hard to come by. I guess we'll have to settle for evil mario. www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Today I found orange milk at the store. I am putting pepsi in it. You know what that means. Hollow Knight: Pilksong!! One night only! I will beat it in 3 hours. I love to beat it on stream www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Many people have made a habit of imagining Super Mario. But what if we did it again?? And evil this time?!!?! Watch me play the prologue to Mario Reimagined: www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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Cookie_Kool @cookiekool.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
We're doing it again. This time I'll end the cycle and save my friends. Surely it will go better this time www.twitch.tv/cookie_kool
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