Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wisdom is fast but rest assured, you are faster. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That Crip Mac clip isn’t even funny because why tf would you ask someone to imagine that their CHILD was murdered? And I already can’t stand Vlad’s wack ass. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Remember when Kylie Jenner tried to trademark “Kylie” as if Miss Minogue just didn’t exist 💀 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I need the male transplants in Brooklyn to cool it on the Dolce & Gabbana The One pour homme. It’s a lovely scent but yall are bathing in it and killing the local flora 💀 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026SLEEVE RIPS OFF I SLIP AND FALLLLLstatic.klipy.comAzealia Banks Shouting and SingingALT: Azealia Banks Shouting and Singing 000
Reposted by Susie CarmichaelJules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 21/06/2026This is great! Add on 5 more. #Dogs #Cats 🦮🐈 11587912118
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THIS was the screenshot proof???? THIS???? 001
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And I guarantee Schmitt considers himself to be well qualified and pejoratively calls all the women and minorities around him “DEI hires” 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dude said “you know this was his idea because only a man would be stupid enough to find this funny” and I have been screamingggg ever sinceeee 😩😩😩 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026And I’m not even a hater like that. I love the youth but the amount of Gen Zers I’ve “interacted” with professionally who literally only nod and shake their heads instead of speaking is CRAZY. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Covid years definitely stunted a significant portion of Gen Z. Some of yall mfers are stupid and socially inept. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The same reason people wear “Toon Squad” merch instead of NBA jerseys. It’s a pop culture touchpoint and part of the expression of fandom. 060
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m going to say something disrespectful, but I really want you to know that I’m saying it respectfully. You’re a sucker. You fell for propaganda that wasn’t even being fed to you. They didn’t think they were saving the country, they thought they were hurting minorities 131
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is there such thing as “performative parenting?” I’ve noticed that my mom often makes a big show of “helping me,” but she just “helps” however she feels like and actively DOESN’T provide the help I directly state. 1/ 320
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026No boarding academy that houses 16 year olds should also be housing 22 year olds. That’s ridiculous. 161
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026No one’s gonna do shit about it so why even report at this point 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Musk because I hate him and he’s a weird white supremacist super villain. 021
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Nancy Mace talking about “no one would care about Lindsay Clancy if she were a Black woman.” BITCH YOU DONT CARE ABOUT BLACK WOMEN NOW!! Tf??? And you goofies lap it up like “wow never thought I’d have to hand it to Nancy.” Like you don’t actually. You don’t have to praise deflection and dishonesty. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Why do people engage with Republican talking points as if they’re legitimate good-faith arguments? What do I look like apologizing for making fun of Natalie Harp while Trump calls women pigs and nasty every other day? 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I just started this Untold episode and babyyyyy Raygun is a whole weirdo and so is almost everyone else in this show 😭😭😭 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It’s even worse lol the tattoo wasn’t a dealbreaker for Bernie at all. In fact he told us that Dems are too worried about “identity politics” lololol 342
Reposted by Susie CarmichaelThe discourse is broken @brokendiscourse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As to the question of whether or not this “movement” can survive after Bernie, for the good of the nation, let’s hope not. 0292
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I am so tired of this moronic man. He’s been speaking absolute nonsense into a mic for YEARS without a lick of fact-checking or basic research. He is responsible for an entire generation of anti-intellectual young men and I’m supposed to give af that TODAY he thinks human rights are pretty cool? 130
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is so huge. Growing up I assumed that when people said “man” or “woman” that the man or woman was Black because my parents only mentioned the races of non-Black people. Classmates at my PWIs said that was “strange” but somehow seeing the default man/woman/boy/girl as white was “normal.” 041
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This grown woman is arguing that being a “Baby Mama” is better than being “an ex-wife” because BM symbolizes a “forever connection” and that’s how I know yall have lost the plot completely. 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Heart of Glass is a really fun karaoke song. 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m lowkey scared this banana republic would prosecute me if I started posting what I really be wanting to post about the current admin. 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026🗣️ FOR THE LAST 300 MONTHS I MADE 16 ALBUMS WITH ME ON THE FRONT 🗣️ 🗣️ AND THEY BUMP 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I love a good “you’re not my intended audience” 😌 020
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That actress couldn’t sing Amy Winehouse’s music because Amy’s one of fewer than 5 white people in history whose voice had SOUL. 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is some of the most wicked shit I have ever seen. These people are deranged. 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026WHICH TIM?!?! I KNOW YOU NOT TALKING BOUT TIM CURRY LORD 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 27/08/2026THE WORLD IS WAKINGGGG OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!!! 010
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I will NEVA rock with Iyanla because if you know you KNOW. That lady slept with my aunt’s HUSBAND and had a whole BABY with him. Then had the audacity to be a BIRD towards my aunt whose husband IYANLA CHEATED WITH. 101
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I am once again stating that violence is indeed the answer when unchecked white supremacy is the question. 030
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026😭😭 and I feel like she would’ve loved this joke too 063
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Not to be a woo woo girly but I really feel like things ain’t been right since Kobe and Gigi died 010
Reposted by Susie CarmichaelRX Kenni @kenninixon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sometimes the shit be snakes and ladders Niggas never wanna speak on that tho 🥴🥴 122
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I think everyone should read Parable of the Talents. It’s almost prophetic at this point. If Miss Butler had written it today people would say it’s too on the nose. 000
Susie Carmichael @coogicrewneck.bsky.social · 24/08/2026And while we’re at it a lot of “chess not checkers” people have never played chess. And probably aren’t even good at checkers. 144
