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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
You can replace Trump with a See 'n Say. He just repeats the same 10 or so things over and over.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Since he doesn't have hair down the middle he should go with this look...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Trump was chillin’ in bed earlier today…
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Soon the media will need to bring gifts for Karoline.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
More appropriate face covering to hide their identity.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
These guys may as well wear niqabs.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
How long before people start dating AI, if it hasn’t already begun.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Why are you people complaining? I reduced the cost of food for the smallfolk by 1500%.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
She’s disappointed like Susan…
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I can't see Johnson without thinking about Dr. Badofsky...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Can't see that woman without thinking about this...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I can't even think about this.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The other day I was thinking about how when Trumpism ends all the people in his administration who enabled him are going to pretend like they’re “normie” Republicans and it made me think of Inglorious Bastards.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Now modified...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Good news for anyone who wants to smell like Trump… cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_ful...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Someone should buy her one of these...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Anyone who watched Game of Thrones knows Trump has greyscale.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Picture the Trump administration is giving of how things are in LA...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
At one point there was a concept of probable cause in this country, but I guess there's probable cause if your skin tone is a little darker.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Yep, we should get alarmed when Trump uses his power as president to go after his enemies.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Trump is…
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
My message back to Trump…
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Trump’s been known to do dumb things with Sharpies.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Better not mess with the Penguin.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Just say no…
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
No way, Trump would never associate with someone like this.
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
No offense to Ellen...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Iggy Pop
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
For example...
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contractjames.bsky.social @contractjames.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
www.google.com/url?sa=i&url...
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