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yeah ok i guess but what do you expect me to do about it?

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it is so wild that this fucker has become the main symbol of romance and liberation in my life
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
constipating tea
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
frances halliday and sophie levee
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
spirit animal
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
depeche mode's "just can't get enough" on schmaltzy fiddle
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
traditional Dacian Toma Tren cake
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
grretings fellow crispheads
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
because of the parallel threads going on i thought this was a reply to this hahahahah
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
other people are taking a ride on Nemesis while i'm jamming out on one of these guys
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
exceptionally
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
refusing to admit i feel anxious whilst i wring my hands like an anxious mouse
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i expect a prompt reply to my correspondence sir
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
like so - if you had proper equipment you could get a better result!
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
ate a lot of curry naan and bhaji and feel like i resemble my idol rn
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
purveyor of many fine and tangy wares
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
starters pistol already fired
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
everybody got their Knoll shirt washed and ready to wear tomorrow?
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
only ever happens on your out-of-pocket posts
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
there isn’t an act on the bill that any reasonable person would pay to see. i’m glad she likes camping with her kids but jesus christ
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the hill i will die on: yes it is.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
just glad you’re getting work mate x
score by thomas wanker
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i think this is going to have a dick dork type payoff
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the packaging says the recipe is new and improved
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
switched to vaping to try and give it up again and I feel like a disgraced TV presenter
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
me and the lads coolin to some straight-down-the-middle indie rock
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
probably not but it has inspired a potential new pfp
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
just to be absolutely explicit this is not an exaggeration. no criticism of Chepang, they're class
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
chocolate worm. protein.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
me: maybe there’s a way i can interact with the world that doesn’t involve sneering at everything also me when i encounter anything that isn’t aimed at me and i don’t personally like:
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
commiserations flooding in for geraldine coggins not winning the election
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it’s like peeling balloons. it’s acting like that seabird that fell in love with the statues they gave him to feel less lonely
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
imagine somehow being too annoying for a west end performance of a lloyd webber music. must be quite a beating for him, but they must not have been handcuffed to the idea of him playing the role, even if he radiates charisma.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
one of the guys who owns my wife’s nonprofit pays himself £4k a month, doesn’t come to work or do his job and makes my wife’s life a misery. he’s now opened an additional business that he finds more interesting and he’s hitting heretofore unexplored heights of undisguised incompetence
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
how i feel confronting the void
homer arguing with the parrot
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
message discipline seems to be a very long-standing weakness for the tits hypnotist. i mean, he wouldn't be the tits hypnotist if that wasn't the case.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
ok agriculture
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
imagine caring about this
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
i can only compare to the northern face of kinder scout around william clough.
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
hm (jk you do not give smelly vibes)
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
sorry i got lost in your eyes
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
when you’ve made an encumbrance for yourself with dick pills
a cowboy with a rope over his shoulder
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