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@consort.northsky.social
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I play various cute animals on streams and videos when I'm not behind the scenes on streams and videos. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort

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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not usually excited about my masc looks these days (mostly just wear em for work) but I'm looking DAMN good today
selfie of me in a buttondown shirt, vets and slacks. my hair's amazing today.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
Been in such a rush today I've had NO time for the usual polishing up but I still feel like this one came out kinda cute and I'm trying to get more comfy takin pics of myself
Car selfie and I'm kinda a wreck but it's sorta working. Hair's still half wet and a mess and no makeup, somewhat seethrough cowlneck sweater w/ a crop underneath.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too tired to do hair/makeup before checkout today but I brought another cute outfit and by golly I'm gonna wear it anyway
Me sans makeup and messy bedhead bht a cute beigeish fall jacket, brown crop with metal fastebers up the middle, pink clutch, pink floral skirt and white boots w/ a little bit of heel
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
Learning the joys of taking way too many pictures of myself. How do they look? Ngl definitely tempted to dip my toe into some spicier stuff but it'd prob have to be after this weekend and I'd maybe spin up an alt account for that? If there'd be any interest?
Me laying down in that black keyhole sweater from my earlier picture, looking directly at the camera, shot from what anthropologists refer to as a "myspace angle." hair still in a ponytail with the bangs free, but a little messier now.Same general picture as the last one but with face pointed a little below the camera this timesame picture as the first but it got a lil blurry lolSame picture as the 2nd one but now my expression is a lil moodier
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
First chance I've had in an age to dress up, how's it lookin gang?
Me in a keyhole sweater with a high neck and aome lacing near the collar, pencil skirt + tights. Makeup done, hair in ponytail, fun earrings on one ear
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
The "I found a money plant and I made it my whole personality" run. Managing Golem, Lopunny, Heracross, and feeding Crobat in the same set would have been a NIGHTMARE w/o Venusaur +1 hand size + income and Tarot Merchant Also fuck Nebula deck.
Gold stake ante 8 Nebula deck win in Pokermon Balatro mode running Venusaur, Golem, Crobat, Lopunny, and Heracross as the jokers.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot of draft that was too long for one post, as follows: "If someone contends they've never even seen a flip reset double tap off the backboard from the ceiling, it may say more about them. With incessant clipreel coverage and SSL gameplay presence, it's pretty difficult to still claim total ignorance. There is a deeper reason why people say they haven't seen: They're mid at Rocket League"
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
From the gf: When your sentence is puppy pound but also grippy sock vacation:
Socks with the rubber grips on the bottom, but the grips are little paw prints.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
Becoming a believer in what the gf has taught me as "The Bifecta:" having 3 beverages at all times: one for caffeine, one for taste, and water (and yes I've told her bifecta would mean two, but she insists it means "bisexual and she doesnt do that math shit.") System kinda fuckin works though.
Pictured, my variation of "The Bifecta," with coffee for the caffeine and tea for the flavor. Her variant typically features a redbull and a dr pepper.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh my GOD these references are only "unintelligible" if you have no experience with the humanities or other cultures AND can't perform a basic internet search. And this quote comes from a professor of languages and linguistics??? Please read some books. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
From the article QRP'd: When a Google agent said “True Kintsugi begins with accountability, not poetry”, the researchers realised kintsugi is a branch of Japanese ceramics in which broken pots are mended with visible joins. The AIs used the word to mean system resilience.“The evidence provided in this research naturally raises certain monitoring concerns, as if we find inter-agent exchanges unintelligible, that may mean that we can’t be sure about what the agents have actually done,” he said.An example search resuly showing exactly how prevalent the link between resilience and kintsugi is. Even if this wasn't a concept you knew previously, it would take all of 60 seconds to figure out the reference being made.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tired of the discourse so I'm just gonna point out it's NOT PROBLEMATIC to want to bang the new Overwatch hero, he's only PHYSICALLY a millenial but he's ACTUALLY a 77 year old vampire. Hope this helps.
Character data for Doctrine on the Overwatch wiki, including for some reason, a seperate physical and actual age?
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 03/09/2026
Big man just goes crazy for pastries. But he's polite. He'll just sit in front of you, give you kitty cat eyes, and occasionally tap your arm with his paw if he thinks you have a croissant or a cheese danish. I have never seen a cat be this interested in bread.
Rex (Big man, large kitty) just absolutely begging for a piece of 
 cheese danish from my mom. He cannot see from this angle that there is no cheese danish remaining.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 01/09/2026
Our next Streamer Nest collab stream is returning to the Farhaven playtest on Thursday at 6PM EDT with special guests ttv/AnnaTrocious and HanaMae_VT ! And I can finally make that big announcement I've been teasing too: The Farhaven Steam page and Kickstarter are live! Links in comments:
Dragon Snacks Games with Streamer Nest Presenting FARHAVEN!

When: 9/03 @6PM EDT
Where: Twitch.tv
Streamers:
CaptainPigeon17
Consort
Danmare4
PinkMinun
And special guests
AnnaTrocious and HanaMae_VT !
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 26/08/2026
An interesting take in this Defector article that I'd like to provide an alternative theory to: The skill involved in driving a car well is not, actually, all that difficult, nor is it rare. But when bad driving can kill you, the ~30% who drive poorly will fuck things up for everyone else.
Quote from the QRP'd Defector article: It’s possible he was right, at least about me. I found driving terrifying. I believed then and still believe that operating a car is too difficult for human beings. This is obviously not true at the level of making a car move. Making a car move is easy. A rat can make a car move. But the level of skill involved in driving really well is not dissimilar from that required to be a concert pianist, if the pianist-centered movies I’ve watched are to be believed. Now imagine that in most parts of the country, leading a normal life required more or less constant piano playing. Now imagine that playing the piano badly killed people.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well that's put a smile on my face today. Hi Chiitan!
Woah, Chiitan liked my post, that's awesome
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 30/07/2026
Heya folks! I'll be on with the rest of the Streamer Nest today taking an EARLY first look at Farhaven, a multiplayer village builder with cozy vibes that I'm looking forward to digging into. Catch us at 4:30pm EST on the usual Streamer Nest channels (like me at www.twitch.tv/consort !)
Art of a Farhaven environment. A young girl accompanied by a cat and a cute robot creature walk a path through a forest, with sun filtering through the branches and the ruins of some sort of helicopter-like flying machine nearby.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 16/07/2026
We're goin live now! Come hang with me at www.twitch.tv/consort and start collecting cards in like this one in PinkMinun's new chat-based card collecting game at www.twitch.tv/pinkminun (if you can get the card I made, I'll give you a channel VIP badge or something! )
One of the trading cards from PinkMinun's new chat-based card collecting game. The Card is Tomato Stabbing and depicts a tomato man stabbing a cucumber man in noir lighting. The description says I said it would be the first card for the set, which is a lie.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 07/07/2026
The lesson is.... we should be prepared to actually do something when we win elections? It took lighting the country on fire to figure that out? Get the establishment dems out of the party. Get serious, prepared progressives in. Tired of this level of incompetence in our representation.
"I think the lesson from Project 2025," Maisel says, "is just the importance of preparation." He wants a future Democratic president to "have a bookshelf full of really bold, transformational ideas" that are ready to be deployed on their first day in office.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 17/06/2026
Not enough for YT to add more AI slop horseshit in the form of a AI feedmaker; ofc they have to shoehorn it to the front of the feed bar in front of all the stuff I actually use
screenshot of the new "Your custom feed" button shoved to the front of the feeds bar in rhe Youtube app.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 16/06/2026
First they bring back the post workshopping groupchats, now they're bringing back invite codes, real retvrn vibes happening on bsky dot application
That popup message you also probably got from the bsky app about invite links and QR codes
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 16/06/2026
The only thing funnier to me than when someone suggests an overly technical solution to someone who's already found an easier solve is when it's always someone hawking browser plugins on mobile when "view desktop site" always works just as well.
A user "helpfully" suggesting changing mobile browsers and installing plugins to kill the reddit app poppup on mobile when both the OP and the person they are replying to have already stated they solves the issue with desktop mode.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 10/06/2026
Feelin bouncy. More Mina today, let's say maybe 2PM EST? www.twitch.tv/consort
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Streamer Nest 24 Hour Charity Stream starts TONIGHT at 6PM EST raising funds for Trans Lifeline! We'll be kicking off on PinkMinun's stream (I'll be there for Gartic/Peak too!) and at 6-10AM tomorrow I'll be on playing Eye of the Commando (Which if you haven't seen, you NEED TO CHECK OUT!)
Streamer Nest 24 Hour Charity Stream Supporting Trans Lifeline!
June 6 | 6PM EST at streamernest.com
Schedule (All Times EST):

PinkMinun 6PM-10PM
Gartic Phone 6PM-7PM
Peak 7PM-9PM
RV There Yet? 9PM-10PM

Lumacosy 10PM-2AM
Buckshot Roulette 10PM-11PM
A Bumpy Ride 11PM-12AM
Modding 12AM-2AM

Kemotrash 2AM-6AM
Gex 2AM-4AM
Drawing Feet 4AM-6AM

Consort 6AM-10AM
Eye of the Commando 6AM-10AM

CaptainPigeon17 10AM-2PM
Backyard Baseball 10AM-12PM
Super Battlegolf 12PM-2PM
Danmare4 2PM-6PM
Pokemon Champions 2PM-6PM
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 03/06/2026
My face when the BGM stops. Had dinner, coming off our break now and I'm getting bossfight vibes...? www.twitch.tv/consort
Mina the Hollower portrait from the pause screen of the game of the same name
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 02/06/2026
This seed actually made me cry. I havent smoked in 15 years and I feel like I need one. Had those double vagabonds by ante 2 so this was a perma broke, all-arcana run. Target hand by the end was Royal Flush but I stg I had to play a different line every ante.
Balatro Gold Stake Ante 8 Boss win screen on Ghost Deck, rocking jokers: Holographic Eternal Steel, two Rental Polychrome Vagabonds, Cavendish, The Order
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
For reference. Submit button will not progress to submit. No other mandatory fields are empty/turned red.
mostly coveded version of the filled form with the "sign me up for email updates" button turned red indicating the form wont submit until checked. Clicking submit does not advance the page.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 26/05/2026
New AI spam/scam to block
Animationcpu.bsky.social advertising their AI slopmaking app that maybe be a cam or may just be AI slop but there's really no reason to go finding out.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 25/05/2026
Bsky DMs:
Receiver: "Lmao! He said "the acoustics are great here"
Me: "Well actually he said "aroouuroouurooouuuuuu" but I'm sure that's what he meant
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 24/05/2026
idk man we still call neonazis neo and they've been around at least that long.
cropped Bluesky post reading: why are they called neopets still, they're like 27 years old
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 24/05/2026
All the "blue no matter who" slop posters are always on about "lets build a big tent" but this is how they respond to being gently disagreed with and then they wonder why no one wants to be in their big tent.
A "blue no matter who" poster immediately responding to name calling when being gently corrected
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 24/05/2026
No SERIOUSLY I want you to think about how much you paid in taxes this year. And then multiply by, let's say, 60 good working years in a lifetime. And then figure how many lifetimes of your taxes the Blue Angels throw away doing -97 million in recruiting benefit, EVERY year.
Excerpt from quoted article: For more than $98 million spent on the Blue Angels in a year, the Navy came away with less than $1 million in recruiting benefits, a negative 99% return on investment, the officers concluded.

If “goodwill” – things like the economic benefit of air show spending to nearby communities – the cost-benefit ratio narrows considerably, but still yielded a negative 41% return on investment, the study found.

“The costs outweigh the benefits,” the study said.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 24/05/2026
The more I read about animal research and particularly on intelligence/sentience, the more I think we have a major failing in basic critical thinking occurring. Evidence described here is "softer" than chimps or elephants because whales lack a mechanical ability to point. But the behavior described-
Excerpt from quoted article; "The one genuinely mark-directed behavior came from Natasha, who repeatedly pressed the marked area—behind her right ear—against the mirror. Without arms, she couldn’t point. It’s the strongest data point in the study, but a softer kind of evidence than a chimp or an elephant typically delivers."
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 24/05/2026
Some people deserve bad things and experiences not because they are bad people, but because for some reason, they actively seek bad things and experiences out, and who are we to interfere with another human being's free will?
cropped Bluesky comment that says "the only thing keeping me from linux is fortnite."
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 20/05/2026
Economy so bad we gotta have payment plans on butter
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 05/05/2026
I inhaled games reviews stuff from the minute I could read them up until probably 2010 or so and the number of reviews I've read that sound like the former rather than the latter is easily 5/95. Did we forget review-scorebro culture? If anything I think this ratio has improved in modern times.
“What this means is I’ve seen reviews go from ‘this game has less combat and more puzzles and dialogues for you to interact with than this other game’ to ‘this game is stupid and slow paced and made for casuals, I think you should skip it’.

“That’s a huge difference in how games are presented. But more people are going for that ladder. They’re like: ‘I don’t have time. There’s too many games. Just tell me whether I should buy it. Tell me if it’s for me.’ So they find someone they just like, and then that person’s opinion becomes their opinion.”
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 02/05/2026
At what point do you cool the rageposting to ask "have I been arguing with a (poorly formed and executed) joke?" I think the @ being "crookeddick" might be clue one. The bio of said account might be another.
The "Did I just argue with a joke?" Bluesky meme we all love so much
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
We've got all our plugs inserted, so in just about an hour we can dive a little deeper into Resident Evil 2! If we finish up early enough, we'll start up the remake tonight as well www.twitch.tv/consort
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 27/04/2026
Alpharad Shipping Co.
A big ol shippong truck with the brand name "Forward Air" emblazoned on the side
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 10/04/2026
SAND SAND SAND SAND SAND SAND
Pokemon Champions, Ultraball rank 3 on a 6 win streak
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 31/03/2026
When this energy shows up attached to bios about AI and post histories that are 99% AI related
Labels that say: "Made over 50 replies yesterday" and "No break greater than 1 hr yesterday"The classic engagement troll label set:
"Unfollowed 100+ yesterday
Made over 100 replies yesterday
Unfollowed 1000+ in the last month
Replies over 20 times per day on average"
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 30/03/2026
The most annoying thing about AI bros is how they all think they are god's put-upon special boy. "There's FRICTION and that FRICTION is keeping me from helping the world!" No, that friction exists to keep airheads from causing problems for things they know nothing about cause they got an idea crush.
"But now with an agent, you can just say, “Hey, can you create a Wikipedia article on this?” And it reads the docs and just does it. Now, it might not be perfect, and it might have errors, which is something to look out for. But it lowers the friction by a lot. "

From an article about the wikipedia bot vandal on niemanlab
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 25/03/2026
This AI slop account has, for 2 months, uploaded a video a day. in that time it managed 5 subscribers and 500 total video views. I am a nobody and have farted out videos in an hour and a half that made 1000+ views each. If the tech can't match a rando halfassing stuff for fun, what is it good for?
youtube page for AI slop podcast account EnfinityCast. It has 5 subs  95 videos, and (not shown in the picture) a total of 500 views across those videos.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 23/03/2026
Happy You Day, everyone. Have a bagel
A gift bag that says Happy You Day. Someone has abandoned 2 packs of raisin bagels on the display.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 11/03/2026
Sora Kingdom Hearts and his bigass clown shoes
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 20/02/2026
Today in "weird shit Youtube tries to sell me" here's a product trying to sell me on morning wood as a thing I should want and make purchases for. Ad industry really is in for a crash sometime soon if this is the wacky shit getting through on a major website.
An advertisement for some kind of metallic ring thing. It is unclear where it is meant to be worn but advertises that it "boosts desire, restores morning wood, melts man boobs, and burns beer belly." I'm skeptical of it's claims of being featured in Vogue, Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair but what do I know, I don't read those.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 17/02/2026
Apparently it's also jist a shitty AI remake of the original Git flow graphic too
The original Git flow graphic demonstrating an example how the git development flow might proceed. It's like the image in OP's repost without all the jank ai errors.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 28/01/2026
Twinsies
A Harlequin Rabbit, a breed known for having faces that are half black, half white, split directly down the center.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 23/01/2026
This drawing thing is like, starting to click I think. Like it's not perfect but it's better than I was expecting to be capable of for something I've practiced for maybe like, a week.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yup, you got me Youtube. I'd love to have a back massager that also feels like an infant is trying to choke me.
It's a back massager that straps on your upper back but also has weirdly realistic green baby hands that cling to your neck??? Like the hands have fingernails and everything.
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Consort @consort.northsky.social · 21/12/2025
Surely I have no idea what you're talking about
It's Big Water
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