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joey @consequences.wtf · 28/09/2026

I've been calling the assistant department manager every time someone wants to come in while noncompliant, but his tone is getting shittier so I'm just going to start giving his number out so they can personally get shit approved

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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 26/09/2026

This company usually sends us way too much information when they have new contractors coming in, but for the last two they sent us they didn't even give us the names and the guys don't have the credentials they need to get in.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 26/09/2026

Someone listed their height as 5'12.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 23/09/2026

I miss when singles had b-sides.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 22/09/2026

We don't do that shit here, assholes.

Fucking asshole scammer fucking threatening me over my TV license like it's fucking England

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joey @consequences.wtf · 18/09/2026

There's video of a racist getting their face pounded. It's pretty sweet.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 18/09/2026

I think I will get a Samsung Fold 8 if there are any good deals on Black Friday. The standard size one always looked too cumbersome but these passport style ones are adorable.

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shanna 🩷 @shannasins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i hate cops, i hate us immigrations and customs enforcement, i hate terfs, i love trans people, i love immigrants, i love sex workers, protect trans youth, free palestine

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joey @consequences.wtf · 17/09/2026

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joey @consequences.wtf · 14/09/2026

If you use aliexpress, take a peek. vm.tiktok.com/ZP834DKRA/

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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'll tell trans folks the same thing I told furries a couple weeks ago. Take this advice from an ex-reporter of 15 years. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP. If a journalist DMs you, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 10/09/2026

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joey @consequences.wtf · 09/09/2026

Great, just passed an AI video on how to make fucking more AI slop videos yourself to make money on YouTube.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 09/09/2026

My trademark application is entering the final stage this month. The Trademark Official Gazette will publish it in the 9/22 issue and if no one objects within a month it should be approved.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 08/09/2026

manager: "tell me about this one of more than a dozen contractors who was at the office 2 hours ago that I have no name or information on."

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joey @consequences.wtf · 08/09/2026

MF work is blocking the Google sign-in screen, this is severely going to limit the digital grabass I can engage in here. At least on the work PC.

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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Just gonna leave this right here.

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A.Scorpii @antaresnav.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Or as I like to call them, "Freedom Freckles."

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joey @consequences.wtf · 04/09/2026

In my latest order they sent me this sample of a child-sized edible so I'm going to try this.

100 mg cookie chocolate chip cookie edible

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joey @consequences.wtf · 31/08/2026

This motherfucker put N/A in the license plate field of his vehicle registration form.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 31/08/2026

My drug subscriptions both hit on the same day, and i still have at least a month's worth, so I think I'm good until Halloween now.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 31/08/2026

Two co-workers quit. One is the brains of their shift. Who would have thought the lowest paying site in the district with the strictest hiring requirements would have issues getting people.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 29/08/2026

According to the truck driver, the Chinese, via Bill Gates, are buying up land in the United States to build facilities to poison Americans. Furthermore, the boron is being removed from our plants via chemtrails, and the lack of it lowers men's sexual desires.

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Jen , the MT liberal bird lady @liberal-jen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Comparing tools that work best for sawing down aluminum poles that you've installed *on your private property.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 26/08/2026

I can lean on my fucking Samsung Galaxy Tag and it won't make my phone sound, but I fucking bump it while it's in my pocket and the goddamn notification goes off.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 26/08/2026

Car battery is dead, I guess I'll be late for the second time in my life.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 25/08/2026

My steadfast Maga co-worker blames the state of the country on Harambe dying.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 22/08/2026

The real cost of the $14 edible is the $60 of noodles.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 21/08/2026

In a shocking reversal of how things normally go, I gave drugs to a UPS guy. They were just samples that would not have worked on me, and he's been looking to stop inhaling and start eating, so I gave him 10mg to test.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 20/08/2026

A phone scammer called the refinery, and I was not familiar with the scam they were running but they still seemed kind of suspicious, so I just sent their phone number and what they said to community relations, and she hipped me to it. Next time, I'll antagonize them as much as I can.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 20/08/2026

My site, a TSA administered port facility, is one of the last three sites in this district still paying NJ minimum wage. This used to be the highest paid sites in this area in my industry.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 19/08/2026

Dishwasher is leaking into the downstairs apt.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 18/08/2026

Fucking cat stepped on the ups and turned it off

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joey @consequences.wtf · 17/08/2026

Two people showed up and said they wanted to make an appointment with an employee, tomorrow. That's a first. Normally, that would be done over the phone or an email. And it wouldn't include anyone in my department.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 17/08/2026

The Galaxy Z Fold8 is so adorable, I think I want one. It doesn't have an S-Pen, though, that's the one thing holding me back. If I actually got a handle one, that might make me fold. $1.9k price isn't helping it, though.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 17/08/2026

After several days of back and forth, i/t and a co-worker who needs their authenticator reset were finally able to speak to each other. The co-worker did not have authenticator downloaded and did not know their Apple password.

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joey @consequences.wtf · 15/08/2026

279 of my subscribers are fake or gone.

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