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His soul long since collapsed, his body recklessly continues onward, driven by a lust for more power. He no longer resembles his former self.... he/him ally of justice

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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 13h
the balance of power has shifted
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 14h
put myself in the untenable situation of having a big local fgc event tomorrow and a job interview on monday and preparing for neither
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 02/10/2026
The fates torment me so
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
Pure skill
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
i'm betting big that I'm winning the blowjob lottery, keep gambling
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
normally i'd be super excited for the upcoming points adjustment but theres no winning knowing farfa will be posting about it
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
if farfa switches to glazing after almost a full year of being the most annoying outspoken detractor i'm gonna be pissed
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
also like 10 billion free rolls
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 01/10/2026
@jordevio.soy hey man just letting you know the new season of my hero ultra rumble dropped xo xo
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 29/09/2026
the real best way to "main" different jobs is to get a savage group and gap fill
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 29/09/2026
chill on me
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 29/09/2026
They got me, they got my ass
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 29/09/2026
Okay but imagine being sent an email like this from your old static
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 29/09/2026
?
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𝕸𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊𝖝𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 @malicexander.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 27/09/2026
perhaps the best gatcha game to play while working
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 27/09/2026
did you get to do the thing where they drop you into a big pool on a helicopter though
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 26/09/2026
Skill issue?
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 26/09/2026
oh yeah i almost forgot Drink water!!!!!!!!!
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 26/09/2026
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 26/09/2026
stay safe!!!!!
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 25/09/2026
there are two guns pointed at my head and one goes off i accept the gift the other goes off if i decline
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 25/09/2026
every time ive opened my computer for the past 3 days i've been greeted with this
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 25/09/2026
this is an old screenshot though i'm on oh f!sh! (greatest card ever?) in the side with other real matchup pieces
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 25/09/2026
yeah i'm clocking into the awkward hand factory
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 24/09/2026
i think my city actually has drivers that are good at going 30 mph over the speed limit
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 24/09/2026
I’ve heard people call me this
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 24/09/2026
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
balatro full house be like:
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
you complaining worked for me too, got an interview email today
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
i can take an iou for when our paths cross one day in the future
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
can i have 5 dollars
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
Your aim will get better
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
the real armywife conrad crossover
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
Kieran sent this one to me as payment for helping in the draft league
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 23/09/2026
Watch out
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 21/09/2026
Everyone ignoring the ambiguous language around the unused voice lines “people overseas found them” “we believe” “probably” bro should know they were making BOTH VAs say gay stuff in the booth
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
my dad had the homers
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
wait i dont even play advanced
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
that's the edison format fairy boss monster
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
welcome back zenmaity i guess
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
you're everywhere on my tl bro
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
i missed the banlist i was doing can return
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
I’d be committed if 2 3rds of the budget wasn’t held up in 1 alpha 1 mu beta fafnir, it just feels outpaced by any interaction
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
With the way drytron is pointed I’m surprised it made day 2 at all
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 20/09/2026
the opening kinda sucks but potential love triangle has me acting violent like i'm eating red sauce
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 19/09/2026
i was playing this the other night and the switch 1 aliasing and no switch 2 version really make these fuckers look BAD in handheld
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 19/09/2026
are you fucking with the white men who look really bad instead?
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 19/09/2026
omg stay safe
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Conrab @conrab.xyz · 19/09/2026
shoutout to the guys who just frame real low% categories as challenge runs and dont bring anything to the table
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