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Conor Malone

@conorbmalone.bsky.social
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Data Science/ Food/ Climate & renewables stuff. Chair of Smithfield Pride of Place. Dad in Dublin, Ireland

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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Batman from frank miller's the dark knight returns saying "this is the tool of the cow" breaking a cow tool
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Finally, we've reached high stakes football
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@dubcitycouncil.bsky.social @janetphorner.bsky.social any idea why about 1/3 of Smithfield square has become a fenced off truck park since Friday evening? When there is a festival on the square residents are consulted but nothing for this. Are they paying for it at least!
A load of trucks parked on Smithfield square in a fenced off area
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Did you know the 4 components of the UK get half the votes on the body that sets the rules of football?
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
"Honey I got you a pencil holder that says 'love', I'll leave it under your nazi bayonets"
A desk with a world war 2 Waffen SS poster and a rack of bayonets, then a laptop with a sweet pencil holder with "love" printed on it
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The Malone's verdict on the #Stoneybatter #catcrawl: friendliest cat Billy Edwards,prettiest cat was Grizzlor #stoneybatterfestival
Two young boys in t shirts looking under a car
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
New Theory: maybe their data is just bad
A chart of the top 10 countries by share of wind energy with Montenegro number 1, with 49900% of it's energy coming from wind
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This might be the definition of niche but does anyone know why Montenegro are producing so much wind energy in the last two weeks? They're constantly near the top of the Wind Europe leaderboard lately after rarely featuring. #WindEnergy @windeurope.bsky.social
A chart showing the top 10 countries by share of wind energy yesterday, Montenegro are top with 96%
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I managed to go 80 2 and then I had to stop because it's addictive:
A team consisting of doncic, Durant Baylor going 80 2The second half: Durant,Baylor, nowitzki and robinson
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
There's a professional billboard campaign to boycott Ireland V Israel now
An electric billboard in Dublin saying "boycott Ireland v Israel" on a green background
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Look at it!
A Gaeltacht GAA stadium showing a bay in the background
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You can't beat the GAA Gaeltacht championship for breathtaking venues
A rural GAA pitch showing the ocean behind the goal
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Why yes that was me smiling politely in Takuya Nakamura's Instagram story, thanks for asking
An Instagram story for the DJ Takuya Nakamura. A dimly lit nightclub, the text reads "Dublin tonight"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
12 years after a primary school was planned for Grangegorman D7 (on the TU Dublin campus), 5 years since construction started, 3 years since the school opened and the temporary barriers were put in place, still nothing has been done with the open space in front of the Educate Together Grangegorman
A parking area in Grangegorman Dublin 7 blocked off by temporary barriers, a sign says "no parking from 28/4/2023A parking area in Grangegorman Dublin 7 blocked off by temporary barriers
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The Apollo missions were so intense, The Artemis 3 moon landing is in Feb 27, if NASA were following the Apollo timeline there would be missions in June, August and then the moon landing in October
An image setting out the timeline of the Apollo moon mission
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The sprinklers at Old Trafford going after Alex Scott
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I seem to use this meme every 3 weeks
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is a lot of fun youraislopbores.me
An image from a "your ai slop bores me" prompt
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Thought I'd do some good by recycling some old headphones in Grangegorman recycling centre only to drop them into a bucket of water, when I told the guy working there he said "oh yeah, that's flooded"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
from a talk I gave in Fulham last month on fatigue in elite football: it's the most fatigued time of the year!
graph plot showing the week by week fatigue levels in the 24/25 Premier League season. Most weeks are played with no or low fatigue, it peaks around boxing day
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
DRINK MY WATER OLIVIA
Mark Sandford, the politician women find irresistable
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
blue grinch meme "when the someone choosing a date"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
#rugby #connacht
A Reddit r/rugby post saying:  Connacht v Scarlets off.

The Scarlets team have been on a flight that was bound for Dublin since 13:30. Two failed landing attempts at Dublin due to storm Amy. Diverted to Manchester. Landed. After refuelling there was a medical emergency. Following that the crew hit their hour limit. So a new crew was sourced. Just as things were looking up a passenger tried to exit the flight by opening the back door. The police were called. The passenger has now been removed with their cohort. . . Now the Scarlets are requesting to leave the flight as "their game is off." Fair point, they can't be expected to play after being on a plane for 8 hours now. Issue is they have a lot of baggage. Anyway. Wait for confirmation from the league but that's the state of play on the ground. Source: Me, I'm on the flight."
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The questioning goose meme but for which socially conservative views
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
imagine dragon with a sign saying "Tyler Robinson Foundation"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
wouldn't want to be an Imagine Dragon right now. Because of the music, but also this
The guy from Community and the Imagination Dragons holding a sign saying "Tyler Robinson Foundation"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Wild that Ireland was 1/3 of the population of the UK at one stage
A map of the British isles showing population in 1821 and 2019. Ireland goes from 6.8m to 6.8m, England from 10.4m to 56.3m
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Greta Thunberg wearing a Bohs jersey on the Gaza boat
Greta Thunberg in a sky blue Bohemians FC away jersey with Fontaines DC as the sponsor
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Think the Broadstone market has legs, lovely today
The Broadstone D7 market in the sun, 2 stalls and a man setting up a guitar
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
The star wars a new hope opening crawl, with "may 4th, Hitler's birthday" added
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
"Does Billy Big Mouth bass deserve human rights? The guy in the store I go to says no, not even close. But I was intrigued"
Billy big mouth bass, the singing mounted fish
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The secret of the ooze turtle movie poster
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
The yoda fridge meme but with Bolsonaro eating hospital
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Three stooges syndrome for volatility
Image depicting "three stooges syndrome" from the Simpsons, where someone has every disease so they all cancel each other out
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
love to use LinkedIn job search, i'd be better off using craigslist or something (this is with promoted jobs blocked, so these are all meant to actually match my search)
search results for "data scientist Dublin" on LinkedIn, the top result is "Section Leader - Bassoon, RTE concert orchestra" and the last is "Site Foreman", none of the results include "Data" or "Scientist"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Managed to take a picture of dimsum that looks like an AI made it
A picture of 3 dimsum pastry swans in a row on a dish, there is a strange light to the image that looks unreal
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
A section of the image in the quoted post showing a bizarre ai hurling move called "The Tossur"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
An image from Irish tanaiste Simon Harris' LinkedIn announcing he is in Philadelphia An "always sunny in Philadelphia" title card "the gang causes a housing crisis "
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Everyone's getting into podcasting.
an Apple Music button for "the king's music room" with an image of Prince Charles beside an "On Air" light up... thing
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
JKs worst nightmare
A tow truck with "wizard trans" printed on it
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
This is the biggest sporting event in Dublin this weekend
A poster for an event in Trinity college Dublin reading "Young Greens hosting Big Green Derby 5-a-side in Trinity College on Saturday

 

The Young Greens are hosting a 5-a-side football fundraiser vs. some councillors, former TDs, and others from the Party ranks.

 

Meeting from 3:30PM on Saturday, the 22nd of February, all are welcome at Botany Bay Tennis Courts, Trinity College Dublin, whether you want to play or simply watch!"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My current bugbear (especially after the attack yday in Munich) is how unprotected some of Dublin's pedestrian areas are from cars, especially Capel & Henry St on the northside. Someone could drive across 700m of busy pedestrianised street and the only barrier would be a few rubber bollards! #Dublin
A screenshot from Google Maps Street view showing the southern end of Grafton Street Dublin, with planters spaced closely protecting the public realmA screenshot from Google Maps Street view showing the western end of Henry Street at the Spire Dublin, with planters 20m apart allowing vehicle access to the pedestrian area
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Not to rub it in but in Ireland the president is the star of a series of children's books
The cover of a children's book "the president's surprise" by Peter Donnelly
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a scene from the incomprehensible "Worker and Parasite" an Iron Curtain version of Tom & Jerry/Itchy & Scratchy from an episode of the Simpsons. The cat and mouse are infront of a background of squiggles.
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
i'm told a possible reason Musk's chest looks weird is that he took the HGH but didn't put the work in
elon musk topless in shorts on the beach, his chest looks weird
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
my 2025 NFL Big Data Bowl entry is now live, this year it's pre-snap data so I modelled a QB's intended pass target as a Hidden Markov model to try to understand what's going on in their head. #nflbigdatabowl
an MS paint illustration of a Hidden Markov Model showing WR 1 - WR5 as hidden states and Down/Yards to Go/ Personnel Defence and Defenders in Box as emissions
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
a @dril tweet from 2014 saying "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,"
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Conor Malone @conorbmalone.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
From Facebook #ge24
An image from the 90s of Gerry Hutch, Christy Burke and Tony Gregory
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