Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Inshallah this is the year my fantasy football takes home the title 000
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Woke up in a cold sweat from my dream that I was sword fighting Jeff Teague but he was on the Cleveland Cavaliers 010
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026t-pain was only 23 when he rhymed ‘mansion’ with ‘wiscansin’ (ppl forget that) 000
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2026OFFICIAL rankings of Best Names Among 2026 NFL Day 3 Draft Hopefuls: - Ephesians Prysock - Dontay Corleone - Dametrious Crownover - Zxavian Harris - Hezekiah Masses - Wade Woodaz - Diego Pounds - Toriano Pride Jr. - Al’zillion Hamilton 010
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Wow. Came here hoping for fogo de chao content. Unfollowing 010
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 08/03/2026First off, happy #internationalwomensdaymedia.tenor.coma man in a ynwa jersey sits in the stands with two womenALT: a man in a ynwa jersey sits in the stands with two women 000
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Imagine splattering soup all over $10M in poker chips as you rifle a bowl at Damon Jones across the poker table. The absolute dream 000
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I initially posed this poll to my company slack in 2020 I think. But in 2025 could you weigh in which white male sexagenarian US governor would be most amusing to learn had nipple(s) pierced? 130
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025My OFFICIAL rankings of Best Names Among 2025 NFL Day 2 Draft Hopefuls: - Torricelli Simpkins III - Chaz Chambliss - Ulysses Bentley IV - Tonka Hemingway - Ruben Hyppolite II - Javontez Spraggins - Konata Mumpfield - Zeek Biggers - O’Donnell Fortune 010
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 22/03/2025And to think the added reach from doing the YouTube face in the thumbnail led so more many astray 1120
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 18/02/2025It wasn’t until I hit the low-level monster truck event outside Waco, tx that I learned that some venues will just sell you a 30 pack of beer if you ask 000
Connor Witt @connorwitt.bsky.social · 06/02/2025How do you like the Schröder/Hood-Schifino fit in Utah? Worried that might not be a championship backcourt 020
