Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 13hMy school district posted some AI generated slop for Custodial Appreciation Day. I didn't sign up for this 😭😭😭 150
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A little Tuesday evening drinkypoo to unwind after work. Holy smokes. It's delicious. "I like when my beer tastes like juice" 😋 010
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Perfectly content and purring loudly snuggled up in my lap 🥹🫶 040
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Showing @v66556445.bsky.social the Lord of The Rings films for the first time We're on Fellowship of The Ring and they've just entered Moria. 🥹 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What is Connelberg drinking today? "I like when my beer tastes like juice." 010
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"oh my. Ashla is being EXTRA rowdy today." Meanwhile she's just sitting like this: 060
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No matter what happens, I know I won at life because I get to call her MY girl 🥹❤️ @v66556445.bsky.social 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Interesting. Turns out the "beer and pizza" diet seems to be working well for me 🧐 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Every couple has The One Who Is Always Too Cold (me 😭🥶) and The One Who Is Always Too Warm ( @v66556445.bsky.social ). I'm just thankful that she doesn't mind that I hog all of the blankets. 🥹❤️ 031
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026@v66556445.bsky.social took me to a marching Band competition today. 😌 031
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"ah yes. The Vision Center. Where you go to receive a vision." 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Getting groceries. Just heard a cashier refer to the bagboys as "Baggers" with a hard R 😬 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Can't believe I'm posting this on main but ... GIMME THE FEET BOYS AND FREE MY SOLE 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026@v66556445.bsky.social has been working as a substitute paraprofessional for our local school district. Today she was working in the Kindergarten wing and "learned how to make friends" 🥺❤️ By far one of the cutest things she's ever said. 🥰 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don't suppose I'm a religious person, but the main tenet of what I consider to be my "spirituality" is just that the love you put out into the world can and return to you in strange and unexpected ways. This applies to all emotional energy. Maybe a spiritualized "what goes around comes around" 160
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Celebrating our anniversary today with @v66556445.bsky.social Through all of the highs and lows, there's no one I'd rather have spent the last year with 🥹❤️❤️❤️ I love her so much 2221
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Today I had the realization that Jamie's youngest enjoys the same pop-punk music that I listened to on repeat growing up. Has me feeling a bit like this:static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026High school gym locker rooms at the end of the school year 🤢🤮 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Instead of being a weirdly bigoted chud, Charlie Kirk should have been at the club. Call that Charlie Twerk 🍑 052
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You guys .. 🥹 How TF is she such a sweetie??? ❤️❤️❤️ 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Fellas, is it GAY for me, as a man to be completely devoted mind, heart, body and soul to the most amazing woman on the planet? 🥹❤️ 031
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Update: I think it turned out nicely. Good carbonation, light and sweet. 🍻 010
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Imagining telling the grandchildren that their grandmother and I met "a few days after the #Kirkening in the early days of September '25..." @v66556445.bsky.social 🥹❤️static.klipy.comSimpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's TalkingALT: Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking 140
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026No substance I've used was ever abused. It was loved. 170
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every day is a new adventure. Life is meant to be experienced and enjoyed. 🥹😌❤️ 031
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026@v66556445.bsky.social and I spent labor Day Saturday visiting a few different breweries in the West Central Minnesota area 🍻 Craft beer is a wonderful thing. 060
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Most people who had a buddy like Grogu would treat him like a pet.. but Grogu is a PERSON 😤😡static.klipy.comBaby Yoda Meditating with the ForceALT: Baby Yoda Meditating with the Force 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026A mob of young children going completely speshit and taking over a McDonald's. Call that Lord of the Fries 🍟 😌 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Ashla is currently meowing VERY loudly because she can't get into the room that I'm currently in 😭 My heart breaks 💔 000
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A fun observation of living and growing up in small town rural Minnesota is that everyone I meet is the cousin of someone else I know in "some backwards ass inbred way." 010
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Today was the first day of school and I'm back to my afternoon/evening shifts. Our routine was different today so Ashla is being extra cuddly now that I'm home for the day 🥹❤️ I missed her too 🥺 050
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Does anything compare to when your crush likes your posts? 🥹❤️static.klipy.comGlowing Pink Hearts AnimationALT: Glowing Pink Hearts Animation 010
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Fries without any salt is potatoes Potatoes are good but they're better with flavor Just like you make my life that much greater 🥹❤️🥔🍟 020
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Had a little free time and decided to start brewing some hard cider this morning. 030
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Connelberg and Jamie @v66556445.bsky.social private DMs LEAKED 040
Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I don't know how I can ever make her understand how much she means EVERYTHING to me 🥹❤️❤️❤️ 050