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Connelberg

@connelberg.bsky.social
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Star Wars fan. Friend to Many. Enemy of Some. Hemorrhagic stroke survivor. Just some guy. Big fan of craft beer 🍺 He/Him.

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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 3h
Never trust a fart 🤎
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry lads and ladies, notice the ring on that finger. 😏
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 13h
My school district posted some AI generated slop for Custodial Appreciation Day. I didn't sign up for this 😭😭😭
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A little Tuesday evening drinkypoo to unwind after work. Holy smokes. It's delicious. "I like when my beer tastes like juice" 😋
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perfectly content and purring loudly snuggled up in my lap 🥹🫶
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Showing @v66556445.bsky.social the Lord of The Rings films for the first time We're on Fellowship of The Ring and they've just entered Moria. 🥹
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What is Connelberg drinking today? "I like when my beer tastes like juice."
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me trying to explain Thrawn:
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How it looks and how it feels 🥹❤️:
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"oh my. Ashla is being EXTRA rowdy today." Meanwhile she's just sitting like this:
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The most beloved critter on earth ASHLA 🥹❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No matter what happens, I know I won at life because I get to call her MY girl 🥹❤️ @v66556445.bsky.social
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Interesting. Turns out the "beer and pizza" diet seems to be working well for me 🧐
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Live well Laugh often Love much 🥹❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every couple has The One Who Is Always Too Cold (me 😭🥶) and The One Who Is Always Too Warm ( @v66556445.bsky.social ). I'm just thankful that she doesn't mind that I hog all of the blankets. 🥹❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@v66556445.bsky.social took me to a marching Band competition today. 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"ah yes. The Vision Center. Where you go to receive a vision."
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Getting groceries. Just heard a cashier refer to the bagboys as "Baggers" with a hard R 😬
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can't believe I'm posting this on main but ... GIMME THE FEET BOYS AND FREE MY SOLE
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This made my heart happy 🥹❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"please play toys with me" 🥺
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@v66556445.bsky.social has been working as a substitute paraprofessional for our local school district. Today she was working in the Kindergarten wing and "learned how to make friends" 🥺❤️ By far one of the cutest things she's ever said. 🥰
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't suppose I'm a religious person, but the main tenet of what I consider to be my "spirituality" is just that the love you put out into the world can and return to you in strange and unexpected ways. This applies to all emotional energy. Maybe a spiritualized "what goes around comes around"
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Celebrating our anniversary today with @v66556445.bsky.social Through all of the highs and lows, there's no one I'd rather have spent the last year with 🥹❤️❤️❤️ I love her so much
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today I had the realization that Jamie's youngest enjoys the same pop-punk music that I listened to on repeat growing up. Has me feeling a bit like this:
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
ALT: Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
High school gym locker rooms at the end of the school year 🤢🤮
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"fee fi fo fum" looking mfer
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Instead of being a weirdly bigoted chud, Charlie Kirk should have been at the club. Call that Charlie Twerk 🍑
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You guys .. 🥹 How TF is she such a sweetie??? ❤️❤️❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fellas, is it GAY for me, as a man to be completely devoted mind, heart, body and soul to the most amazing woman on the planet? 🥹❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Update: I think it turned out nicely. Good carbonation, light and sweet. 🍻
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imagining telling the grandchildren that their grandmother and I met "a few days after the #Kirkening in the early days of September '25..." @v66556445.bsky.social 🥹❤️
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Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking
ALT: Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No substance I've used was ever abused. It was loved.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Labor Day Sunday sodie adventures 😌🎮💚
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
KIRKED "They just created a million Jango Fetts"
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every day is a new adventure. Life is meant to be experienced and enjoyed. 🥹😌❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@v66556445.bsky.social and I spent labor Day Saturday visiting a few different breweries in the West Central Minnesota area 🍻 Craft beer is a wonderful thing.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Most people who had a buddy like Grogu would treat him like a pet.. but Grogu is a PERSON 😤😡
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Baby Yoda Meditating with the Force
ALT: Baby Yoda Meditating with the Force
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jamie made supper :) I tried to help :) ❤️❤️❤️
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Everywhere I look I'm reminded of him...
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A mob of young children going completely speshit and taking over a McDonald's. Call that Lord of the Fries 🍟 😌
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ashla is currently meowing VERY loudly because she can't get into the room that I'm currently in 😭 My heart breaks 💔
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A fun observation of living and growing up in small town rural Minnesota is that everyone I meet is the cousin of someone else I know in "some backwards ass inbred way."
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Today was the first day of school and I'm back to my afternoon/evening shifts. Our routine was different today so Ashla is being extra cuddly now that I'm home for the day 🥹❤️ I missed her too 🥺
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does anything compare to when your crush likes your posts? 🥹❤️
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Glowing Pink Hearts Animation
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fries without any salt is potatoes Potatoes are good but they're better with flavor Just like you make my life that much greater 🥹❤️🥔🍟
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2007 was a magical time to be 14 years old 🥹💚🎮
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a little free time and decided to start brewing some hard cider this morning.
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Connelberg and Jamie @v66556445.bsky.social private DMs LEAKED
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Connelberg @connelberg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I don't know how I can ever make her understand how much she means EVERYTHING to me 🥹❤️❤️❤️
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