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Conjuay

@conjuay.bsky.social
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Exhausted, perplexed.

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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 3h
He'll get fired in a week with his attendance.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
0h please,YES!
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I believe he also released instructions so you could make a miniature on a 3D printer.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ya know, people with ridiculous purity tests and expectations are the reason we ended up with Trump twice. I hope you can live with yourself.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it would be nice if they locked up Rick Scott.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how you could have a more prominent gun culture; people being shot in the street hardly gets a mention on the news.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That got you a follow, 'the leaning tower of feces'👍
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you can swim really, REALLY well.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you could always stick your head up your ass.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(except farts.)
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Try roasting your own - you would think it would smell GREAT, but it smells like a brush fire.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think so...I find the CHEAPEST beans, brew it in the CHEAPEST espresso maker- TWICE -so it's extra bitter, and throw an ice cube in it so I can gulp it down. If I made coffee I could enjoy, I'd drink far too much of it. 🤪
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trump in a WHITE jacket? Is he heading out to lure children to his 'ice cream' truck?
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure, then vote for the Nazis and ICE. Great logic,friend.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, his handlers know exactly what they are doing.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trumpyouain'tgotfriends. Not now, not then, not ever.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And while we're at it: you are an ape.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Two different women instead of the bag of shit
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We never bought a dog or cat 😺. Mostly we happened apon them. One dog was literally pushed out of a car, that then sped off. That pooch had lots of issues, but you have to accept that considering the situation. Those are the critters that need us the most.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, that's still easier than going out and getting a real job, I guess...
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Impulse buying a cat in segments isn't very good either...
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🏳️‍🌈Joan🐾3DogMom💙UConnWBB🏀 🐾 🫶🏽WNBA 🇩🇰🇺🇸♀in NewEngland💪🏽🇨🇦♥️ Hygge ོ⋆☀︎𓂃ᨒོ @joan3dogmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thoughts?😊
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the problem with his legs is that they are attached to his asshole.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's called 'discernment,' and it comes from basic human decency and intelligence.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, fuck off, you AND your make-up mirror.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's mastered the "Deer-in-the-headlights" look
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"What a maroon!" -Bugs Bunny
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schmitthead.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I stand with Jack👏👍
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ANS: They 're competing with Florida
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hey, tuberville, what's your halloween costume this year? Gonna be a furrie? Most of us moved on from this obsurd nonsense, but you be you,you fucking clown.🤡
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Names like "Rhyncholaeliocattleya" are a good reason to avoid orchids. 🤪
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's all a fantasy- The same people who claim it only takes ten minutes to carmilize onions, are the same people who act like it's no big deal to spend THREE DAYS making a loaf of sourdough. What time management skills they have!
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
due what?
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My son and daughter in law just adopted an older pooch. I'm dying to meet him!
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"hearing voices intermittently" I wonder if one of those voices is me yelling, "FUCK YOU!!!" every time I see his face on television.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time flies, doesn't it?
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
While we're at it, lady, how about focusing on the gun violence in the schools? Or the failings of the educational system itself? How about TRYING TO BE USEFUL? yeah... I thought not...
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
with all the really serious shit going on in the world, Kaptur thinks this a stance that needs to be highlighted. another useless politician. Hey lady, fuck you and your 'focus group'
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the US? You mean Baja Canada?
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That dog has already figured out that monarchs taste TERRIBLE- (and it's probably from first hand experience). 🤪
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not for nothing, but WE were being RIPPED OFF at 10 mil - This guy ain't worth SHIT.
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ddl1976.bsky.social @ddl1976.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
come on Trump, you have four more Great Lakes to rename. Quit slackin'
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey reuters- fuck you. paywalls work both ways, I will find the same story somewhere else.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just want to know who got tasked with pushing ex-wifey down the stairs.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
of course he lied- lying is a republican's superpower.
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Conjuay @conjuay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just walking in Seattle is no joke- peddling a loaded down bicycle through those streets seems impossible. There are heroes.
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