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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 43m

They are not bothered, to them it is sinful only if both parties enjoy it and there is love involved. Trump forcing himself on someone is, to them, not gay.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 1h

Pánbůh je nechce a čert se jich bojí, no...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 1h

Will the US forces be required to form press gangs and impress involuntary tourists? "You will vist USA by means of Alligator Alcatraz and you WILL leave a 6 star review or you gonna sleep with the gators!"

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 2h

So how many Scaramucci did Scaramucci last as a unit before being bumped off by Zacharia?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 3h

And everyone who voted for him in 2024 at least should have known.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 3h

Rather in "why voters should look out for the warning sighns". Platner got in as the "anti-establishment Bernie endorsed working man". Warnings were dismissed as "AIPAC and Establishment Dems plot"...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 3h

Of course it was not sold! It's socialism dammit! It was confiscated front those with more socialism and redistributed to those with less socialism! /s

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 3h

I have two special slaves.... Err, prisoners with jobs, who I recklessly send hurtling through air, ignoring their pleas about high winds and just half-heartedly and inattentivly avoiding trees. I drowned my first one.

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Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster Smiling

Alt: Jeff Goldblum as Grandmaster Smiling

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Committee to Protect Journalists @pressfreedom.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Israeli settlers attacked American journalist and Washington Post contributor Heidi Levine on Friday, wounding her while she was covering the olive harvest in Abu Fallah, near Ramallah in the occupied West Bank. cpj.org/2026/10/amer...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 6h

"Don't you find it concerning that someone is giving out orders in your name?"

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 12h

Oh no, Riley Gaines again got 5th place?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 21h

Shouldn't he be forced to carry her to term?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

I guess there are two viable oprions: 1. She gifted from Donald and will get whacked 2. She gifted for Donald and is a fall guy and will get whacked.

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

FT: Isn’t it better for you to make unilateral declaration that you will not strike Russian refineries, even if Russia continues striking your energy infrastructure, in order to get Trump administration back on side? Zelenskyy: “If such a moment comes and such a deal requires Ukraine not to respond

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Really? That is concerning. Someone vring her the Concerned Fainting Couch. You may have to wrestle JD for it.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The "I'm not interested in politics" citizen. Then again it requires the regime to make sure these people can "exist" in relative comfort. Have shelter, bread, circuses... While people who want to live the high risk, high stakes go for the Party path (and succeed, or get purged).

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

To be fair, had Obama listened more to former WarPac allies than to the Consultant Class and dropped the "Reset" attemt to get friendly with Putin... And instead paid attention to the hybrid war opening moves...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Elon is trying to throw Trump under the bus with "it was Starshield, not Starlink..."

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Then again, at least partially so was the US War of Independence. British courts found slavery has no legal standing just few years before, it was clear sooner or later it will go.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Technically, not initially by the Union. By the traitors? From the get go.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This is where relatives of all GOP congresscritters and senatecritters, plus everyone in the administration political appointees , should get in their mailboxes...

Dad's Army: Your name shall also go on ze list!

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Which sadly probably works both ways - while it is not resonating with R voters, it is not resonating with D or Independent voters either. Hopefully at least the nastiness will be repulsive enough.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

If I had a dollar for every "American Patriot" who insisted before the Presidentials that Trump will be good for Ukraine... I would probably have like two dollars because I guess bulk of them went "poof" recently.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I hope the other reporters DID thank her very profusely. She gave them a chance to record this epic meltdown. What a content! Everyone got a chance for an unique angle on the whine. Had I been a reporter there, I would be giddy.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Just saying, a cadaver is fairly stable, for a given value of stable...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

On top of that it is torturous abuse of language. Okay, so the language is one that has a penchant of dragging others into dark alleys, taking their vocabulary at a knife-point, and nicking any loose grammar, but still this is cruel and unusual even for such miscreant :D

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Because people who allocate money see reading an dresearch and stuff as a chore that should be outsources. Heck, they see sitting through a movie as a chore and just want the highlight reel of explosions and nookie.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Well, that's how you hand elections to the guy who not only takes donations, but has active trade interests and openly plans ethnic cleansing of Gaza before elections, stands to profit massively out of that, starts more wars, supports more genocides... And you add your signature to all of that.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Honey Badger don't care... Seems he chose calm, targeted, controlled verbal violence :)

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Well, the hardware is being moved to cloud as we speak...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Technically Vance is not, by legal standards, but he definitely is going by Miller standards :)

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

This is even worse than passive. "His legs broke" or "were broken" would have still be better than "he broke his legs"...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Oh, HE broke HIS legs? I mean passive voice is egregious, but it would still sound orders of magnitude better if you used "His legs were broken" or so. It would be terribad, but at least you will just hide what happened, not put the thing on him.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Sofa so good, now about the Epstein files...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Hate to brag, but my country is further ahead, head of our largest xenophobic party is half-Japanese economic immigrant :D

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Or the MAGA ladies suffer the illusion that if they offer their privates to be grabbed, Donald does not need his cut of the action?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Also because I am definitely not so deep in the closet I see Narnia...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Yet every single one of them seems to be convinced this would only happen to the others...

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Brutal mass murder of all the Real American Patriots from the Floridskaya AO and Teksaski Krai by Ukrainian drones.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Do you wonder? I mean hundreds of his 100% real American friends who tell him what to think just perished in Ukrainian drone strikes... Maybe even few Real Tradwife Online Girlfriends :)

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Start applying his filter to GOP. To himself.

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Shower? Shower is easy. But... Which light switch is which? Which lamps around the room are even plugged in?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Can the judges just staert taking previous record into account? I mean kinda pre-judge any current Federal agency? "Based on previous conduct the default position of the Court is that the agency and its witnesses are lying"

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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

While clearing debris following a Russian strike in Kharkiv, a concrete slab collapsed onto rescue workers. One of them is in critical condition. They are working under unbelievable pressure, with people screaming for help from under the rubble and russian drones continue to

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Well that's all y'all have after 31% + 36% of voters handed him USA with all levers of power. The judge does judges job. You want the judge to start throwing Molotovs?

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Confused Penguin @confusedpenguin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

They will claim he's speaking in Tongues...

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