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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 1h
everyone is saying u gotta see You Can See Everything in theaters but it’s not playing in any theaters near me i wanna go back to california too bad they don’t have TRAIN
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 1h
in california, we got flying car before we got train
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
just cried bc it’s cold and dark and i know that it’s only gonna get darker and colder
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
was your grandpa in the SS? research here in the most up to date Nazi Index
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SLUT 4 BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
watching everyone quit on ed sheeran
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Tiffany Pollard on I Love New York
ALT: Tiffany Pollard on I Love New York
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
who is alix earle
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
netflix sends me a couple of emails every week like: “caitlyn, we just added a documentary that…” and i’m like SAY NO MORE
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
just found out that joe jonas was 18 years old in the Lovebug music video and i’m really disturbed by that??? bc i was 11 and i was like, yeah that’s a grown man (and my future husband) and i just watched the music video and im like…yeah that’s a grown man he’s just alittle bit younger thanhe isnow
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
our friend wrote a play and yesterday was the premiere and it was actually so cool. it was a legit production. it was so fucking cool and i was so fucking proud. but it was in the middle of nowhere. and between my husband and i, our friend, and his girlfriend - there are only 2 drivers licenses
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
day 1 of wellbutrin. just gotta make it through 1 month.
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
made a phone call AND wrote an email
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
if you think i won’t immediately report you to your management for being ableist you have another fucking thing coming. i called the cops on my roommate multiple times because she kept parking her car in the accessible parking spot.
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you weren’t in an unrequited situationship when SZA’s CTRL came out, then you DON’T KNOW
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
hey. do not send me linkedin game invites. i don’t wanna play games with you on linkedin
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
aaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
i’m a bitch, i’m a lover
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
the uber ride is my personal stage
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Debbie Harry, James Chance, an XTC poster...could this photo be any cooler?!
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i have taken type B personality a little too seriously
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
we had a summer fest at work and my in-laws came and everyone told me that they are the cutest people in the world and i was just like!!! yeah!!!! they are literal actual angels sent from heaven!!!!!!!!!!! it does not get better than them!!!!!!
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lord, or someone, anyone, please give me the strength to stop losing my shit every time my coworkers mess something up. i take it way too seriously and get way too mad about it. i too, make mistakes, many. i too, forget things. i too, sometimes say, fuck it, i don’t have the energy today 🙏
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i hate when i have a day off and i have to write an email
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i’ve been online for 20 minutes. too long. spiraling. in an “everything is shit and we’re all gonna die” mood and it is all shit and we ARE indeed one day all going to die have to go have to watch a true crime and play a game on my phone to tune out the thoughts
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
these 4 years are going by REALLY slow, right?
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my psychiatrist said we can try wellbutrin, i said ok, its been a few years, im willing to try again. then she said she’s going on vacation for 2 weeks and i said well ill start when you get back then bc if it does anything to me like it did last time, i’m gonna need to be in contact with you.
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
yes i googled “Jon Hamm shirtless” i’m only human
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
maybe it’s because i spent so many years as a nanny/behavioral therapist/au pair and didn’t have any coworkers but like…how are yall dealing with your coworkers? i mean i love most of mine but there are some that are just…like you’re in your 40s-50s, why are you acting like this? and why are u
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
also i was in charge of an excursion today. in the summer, the workplaces for the residence have 2 weeks off. so the residents aren’t working and we offer excursions. now, we don’t personally pick the excursions
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i humbled myself real quick at work today
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i hate when i’m at the self checkout getting a white claw and the worker has to come and check that i’m of age and there’s a list on the screen with years and i think the oldest is like 2008 and then they stare at my face and press “older” like yeah ok im not 18 but don’t look at me like that
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
i started taking my add meds again and like an idiot, i forgot that mixing that with caffeine is a bad idea. im 28 years old. I was diagnosed 8 years ago. you would think i would know this, but no. then i had to excuse myself at work so i could lie down for 5 minutes
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
wow so wait people actually celebrated 4th of july and actually made posts with the Proud to Be an American song unironically…that’s so crazy
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
man i love a good after work drink and gossip sesh
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i have a crush on my tattoo artist
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
hate hearing other people’s american accents out in the wild. it’s like nails on a chalkboard. of course i know that if i could hear myself i would also HATE that. also a terrible american accent with terrible things to say
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i don’t wanna work anymore my dudes
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
saw my ex situationship for the first time in 6 years, well talked to him for the first time in 6 years, i have sometimes seen him at tram stops and whatever
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
if my 6th grade teacher was talking about sins or an example of something bad or whatever, he wouldn’t tell us we were going to hell, he would sing Ring of Fire, and tell us we would go down down down to the burning ring of fire
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
peter paul and mary go too hard
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i’m ok today
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“B2B tech marketing and events specialist” brother that’s not a real job
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i’m hella depressed brother
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
not loving the new ssri
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
i really don’t believe in going to two different locations in one day
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
so the cat went to the vet a couple of weeks ago and we were told she has allergies. which we already knew.
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
i have a resident who will sometimes just take off running if she’s in a psychosis or about to be in one. and then i gotta run after her and i always think of this
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
there is a rat in the group chat
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caitlyn @confusedcaitlyn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so i must continue to make my apartment a home. i must replace the hardware. i must continue to do what i want without worrying, because we wont leave this apartment until they tear it down.
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