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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Ya know what, lock out before the season is even over

Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If the Fort Hood shooter wasn't Middle Eastern, we wouldn't livestream it. The far right is trying SO HARD to lean into islamophobia and this is their attempt at extreme othering

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Couple of chucklefucks cheering extra hard for Dylan Dube to own the libs

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JonTron and Internet Historian are launching a gaming channel and the Hitler particles are off the chart

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pork Borg, an Animal Farm-inspired rules-lite system. Is this anything?

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I keep seeing so many AI craft fair posters and honestly, the concept feels like a lost line from "That Funny Feeling"

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I ran my first TTRPG table with Gen Alpha kids and I've never been more exhausted

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At this point I need Tottenham at the absolute bottom of the table. What are we even doing here?

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Listening to Minus the Bear at 13: teehee, guitar sounds funny Listening to Minus the Bear at 30: Holy SHIT, this is one horny man

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You can pay for business decals but not your taxes

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I always have the best table at the club fair

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We are about to run Curse of Strahd and for fun, I gave everyone a Tarokka reading. One of my tablemates got the equivalent of Death as her focus and her initial reaction is "I'm getting a divorce", while that would be the best outcome, it's very telling that is her initial read on that draw

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If my life got boiled down to having to look at multiple images of myself making a reaction face, looking for the "best" one, my next snack would be a .38 special

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have been freed, we got new computers at work so I had to log into all my accounts again and I have had zero desire to log into my X (The Everything App) account so, unfortunately, you'll be hearing from me more often

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I've been looking for RPGs to play with my Tabletop Gaming Club that also has content that's kosher for a public high school because maybe D&D can be a little daunting and while that hasn't been successful, I'm just finding a bunch of games I want to play but don't have the time/players

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I miss when Linda McMahon was a catatonic woman in a wheelchair and not an active detriment to every aspect of my career

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

They are actively butchering the guitar solo from "Are You Gonna Be My Girl?" And I didn't even know it was possible to make this song worse

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Courtesy of The Red, White & Blue into Sweet Caroline I'm in cover band hell

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I thought my 4yo was somehow listening to a Madness instrumental but it was just the Taxi song from Bluey

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Back for my monthly post to announce I'm bald now, kbye

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

In case you were curious, don't recommend The Pout Pout Fish movie

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I love MLS coming back before the world cup is over like "yeah no chance any player besides Messi remains"

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I just realized that because I run a game club at my school that I can just write-off all my purchases (pls don't audit me for my Börg-like addiction)

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

The worst part of the Home Run Derby last night was every 15 seconds they'd cut to Brandon Marsh. Please, don't make me look at that swamp creature if I don't have to

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

As a long-time Charley Crockett fan, this chud arc is downright embarrassing

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If this scoreline holds, I will buy a DR of Congo jersey ASAP

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If Great Danes live 7-10 years, Clifford must've only got like 19 months

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

What do you mean I have to pay extra for my son to play at the subpar Chuck E Cheese playground?

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

To the Person tailgating and then passing me pushing 80 MPH to get off the same exit 10 feet ahead of me... Why?

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

They changed all the tab images for the Google Suite and it only SLIGHTLY makes me want to molotov a data center.

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

What cruel god did I piss off that I have to hear Kid Rock and Staind from my house on back to back days

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

What up, local guy just got arrested for terrorism for making multiple threats to shoot up my school's graduation

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Every clip I see of No Doubt at The Sphere is worse than the last

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Nothing makes me feel safer during my shopping experience than the Walmart cop pacing around with textbook coke-jaw

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

After the gym today, I got a coconut gatorlyte and it straight up tasted like the old pina colada Sobe, which probably isn't a good sign of my electrolyte levels

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

A successful proof of concept and with a week to go, I think I can shave off a little bit more

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

I'm gonna call the ICE hotline about violent, illegal immigrants and it'll just be locations of Canadian geese

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I am doing my first 5k next month and I don't have any lofty goals but the current one is to start No Dream and cross the finish line before the album is over. I have gotten it down to 41 minutes and with a month left, I think I got it

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I did my yearly pilgrimage to church to make my mom happy and since when did Christian millennials all start looking like evil Chris Fleming?

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I am about to file against the MLS for cruel and unusual punishment

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I have been writing one-shots for the TTRPG club I run at work and this week's adventure was inspired by a Yu-Gi-Oh card that I remembered existing

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Update: yesterday he wanted "Song of the Lake" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds ("play all the kings horses never mind") and today it was "After All You Put Me Through" by Joyce Manor

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Confused Albatross @confusedalbatross.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I didn't get many pictures from last night, but I did capture the traditional encore brownies

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