Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 8hCitadel CEO Ken Griffin donates $3B to Carnegie Mellon University Look for the Tartans in the NCAA expanded playoff by 2030, soon after their March Madness seeding. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/30/5... #LetTheCoastsSink 000
Reposted by Chicago Will WinChicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 10hRepublicans "brought" $100M in gold bars from Venezuela. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w... This is what Republicans stand for. Who belongs in Third World prisons?nytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch ItThe administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 001
Reposted by Chicago Will WinChicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 10hRepublicans misspell “United” on the “super intelligence” doc. www.ndtv.com/world-news/d... Republicans are the #HomeSchooling party Bush was their #EducationPresident McMahon guts education Andreessen claims no "inner life" 031
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 8hEric Schmidt smartly called attention to the Atlanta Hawks vying for a spot in the Women's March Madness! It's all far-left liberal #FakeNews. Who I tried to keep out of White House briefings to protect this country! And if you believe that, I've got a DC sniper/drone arch to sell you. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 9hTrump was right: Commies at the Fed! Trump will stop those sex purveyors and ship them to prisons in Guinea-Bissau by opening up the #EpsteinFiles for sure now! 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 9hRed State NFL cities will call on the NFL to insist Chicago implement cannon control! 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 9hThe Farage/Putin/Trump/Murdoch plot will fail? #BrexitBoys 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 9hDoes this include the Republicans who "brought" gold from Venezuela. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w... Or do they benefit from being pass-through businesses?nytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch ItThe administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 021
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 10hRepublicans "brought" $100M in gold bars from Venezuela. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/28/w... This is what Republicans stand for. Who belongs in Third World prisons?nytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch ItThe administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 001
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 10hRepublicans misspell “United” on the “super intelligence” doc. www.ndtv.com/world-news/d... Republicans are the #HomeSchooling party Bush was their #EducationPresident McMahon guts education Andreessen claims no "inner life" 031
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 10hMuch has been said of the strumpets of yore Of wenches and bawdy house queens by the score But I sing of the baggage that we all adore The landlord's daughter www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjAt...youtube.comThe Landlord's Daughter - The Wicker Man 1973YouTube video by Godt Gemytt 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 23hTrump said "Morally" ROFLMAO! Trump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is ‘morally binding’ www.cnbc.com/2026/09/29/t... What do Republicans stand for?cnbc.comTrump says he and tech leaders signed AI agreement that is 'morally binding'The artificial intelligence luncheon comes as calls for a slowdown and regulation reach a fever pitch 110
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Staten island Judge gavels down rollout of Second-Home Tax www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/n... ...but keep carried interest and the S-corp pass through... Imagine how seething the honorable Archer Bunker was when he saw Mamdani picking out the lovable, charismatic, and engaging Ken Griffen in those adsnytimes.comJudge Orders New York to Scrap Rollout of Second-Home Tax and Start OverA Staten Island judge sided with a group of homeowners who had sued the city over its introduction of the tax, dealing a blow to Mayor Zohran Mamdani. 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elmo needs to help Ken. Whip out that chainsaw and wreck all the data centers Elmo! 030
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hassett: ‘We’re still working our way out from’ Biden Covid spending www.cnbc.com/2026/09/29/h... Trump promised he would "get rid of the debt." The Republican blame game.cnbc.comHassett: 'We're still working our way out from' Biden Covid spendingPresident Donald Trump regularly defends his administration's record by contrasting it favorably with the Biden era, or blaming the former president. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Treasury and the IRS plan to issue regulations... www.cnbc.com/2026/09/29/s... REGULATIONS!? Republicans always campaign AGAINST Regulations! And Communists too! And foreign wars! And high gas prices! And CRIME and CRIMINALS! 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's Biden's fault. Obama's. Hillary's! Jeffries meeting with Jared!! While President Trump cuts cost by socializing his ads. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u... That's how Republicans fix affordability (just don't tell MAGA, they won't believe you unless you're on Fox, Newsmax, or OANN, etc.. )nytimes.comTrump’s 2024 ‘Final Battle’ Ad Returns, Funded by Public MoneyThe ad, which ethics experts said could violate federal law, shows Mr. Trump vowing to “expel the warmongers” from the government and fight the “deep state,” even as he wages a war with Iran. 020
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026On this day in 1995. Newt Gingrich shut Office of Technology Assessment ota.fas.org/2012/01/31/g... Republicans: Always wrong. Always early Technology Assessment: Just when we need it most. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Republican #BigDonors have been plotting this for a generation 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I see why Texans like him... Texans who are stupid criminals. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Senate is expected to vote Monday on the Protect College Sports Act, a bipartisan bill aimed at regulating... www.cnbc.com/2026/09/28/c... I thought Republicans were against #Regulation. Except for restricting diesel exports, capping credit card rates, limiting homeownership, and drug companiescnbc.comSenate tees up college sports bill aimed at regulating NIL dealsThe Senate is due to vote Monday on the bill, which would create a national framework for name, image and likeness deals in college athletics. 040
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thanks coastals and red states for the $600M to tear up those train tracks and pivot the downtown adjacent space. We'll kick in to remove your data centers next century. chicago.suntimes.com/transportati...chicago.suntimes.comAmtrak's funding boost paves way for White Sox chairman-in-waiting Justin Ishbia's South Loop visionMore than $600 million in federal funding announced Friday could open up a 47-acre parcel that Ishbia has considered for a potential Sox stadium, sources said. 100
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Go Go White Sox! And cut diesel exports! 100
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That's not how The House works. rules.house.gov/resourcesrules.house.govRules and ResourcesRules of the House of RepresentativesHouse Rules for the 119th Congress [PDF] 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Trump blames Ukraine. Trump was going to "fix it Day one." 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thank goodness we have smart president to fix it. 160
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Where are the reporters asking Bessent why he screwed up on US rates, the Yen, and blaming Ukraine for high gas prices? 050
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026No wonder Republicans stopped the press from doing their job. Republicans hate the idea of the press digging up facts they're hiding. And Trump can't answer questions because he needs to convince his brainwashed supporters he's perfect. When he's actually the opposite. #VoteBlue 170
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Obama administration never banned Fox News www.snopes.com/fact-check/o...snopes.comDid Obama ban Fox News from White House briefings? Claim distorts the factsWhile the Obama administration never banned Fox News outright, no love was lost between the two groups. 000
Reposted by Chicago Will WinChicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026U.N. declaration on preparing for pandemics www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u... How are the Republicans supposed to cash in on prep? Recall how Trump UNDID Obama's Pandemic preparations www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/05... Republicans care so little about your health, but LOVE pretending.nytimes.comU.S. Rejects U.N. Declaration on Preparing for Future PandemicsMost member nations spoke in support of the declaration, but some rich countries had strong objections. 001
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sounds to me like businesses losing revenues gonna hate this. How long before Trump tells Bezos he must open up to Zuck's cost cutting? www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/... 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trump administration plans to gut clean car rules www.sierraclub.org/press-releas... Republicans are so proud of what they've "accomplished" that there's no reason for them to move toward the middle for the upcoming election. Now you know what Republicans stand for. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026U.N. declaration on preparing for pandemics www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u... How are the Republicans supposed to cash in on prep? Recall how Trump UNDID Obama's Pandemic preparations www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/05... Republicans care so little about your health, but LOVE pretending.nytimes.comU.S. Rejects U.N. Declaration on Preparing for Future PandemicsMost member nations spoke in support of the declaration, but some rich countries had strong objections. 001
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Save the Billionaires! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/dig... Now you know what Republicans stand for.hollywoodreporter.comThe Major Social Media Platforms Are All Rejecting Paid Ads for Alex Gibney’s ‘Musk’ (Exclusive)YouTube, TikTok and Meta have all turned down the trailer for the Oct. 9 doc, citing “political” content. X won't even take Bleecker Street's calls. The distributor is appealing. 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Louisiana governor declares state of emergency over diesel prices www.wdsu.com/article/loui... But no problem that people get yanked off ACA www.npr.org/2026/09/23/g... And nothing on the Medicaid cuts coming from the Republican Big Ugly Bill. www.healthaffairs.org/content/fore... #VoteBluewdsu.comLouisiana governor declares state of emergency as diesel prices hit farmers hardLouisiana Gov. Jeff Landry has declared a state of emergency in Louisiana as diesel prices rise to record levels during peak harvest season. 000
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trump Blames Ukraine for high diesel prices for bombing Russia www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQY... Yet the Middle East has just as much diesel refining. So why isn't Trump accepting the blame? And he promised to MAGA he would end Russia's invasion of Ukraine on "Day One" hence the nickname #DayOneDonyoutube.com 020
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Trump Blames Ukraine for high diesel prices for bombing Russia www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnQY... Yet the Middle East has just as much diesel refining. So why isn't Trump accepting the blame? And he promised to MAGA he would end Russia's invasion of Ukraine on "Day One" hence the nickname #DayOneDonyoutube.comTrump blames Ukraine for record US diesel prices. Is he right? | DW NewsYouTube video by DW News 131
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026MAGA has a chance to vote on foreign wars. "Trump rejected Iran’s proposal and has told aides he views renewed U.S. bombing after the midterm elections as likely, The Wall Street Journal reported, citing U.S. officials." www.cnbc.com/2026/09/26/t... What do Republicans stand for?cnbc.comTrump rejects Iran's conditional ceasefire proposal, WSJ reports, as Saudi coalition intercepts projectilesTrump expects renewed U.S. bombing of Iran after the midterm elections, The Wall Street Journal reports, as Saudi-backed forces intercept projectiles. 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"I did that" - Trump "I fixed it" - Bessent 010
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026CEO who posted ‘Lake America’ sweatshirt photos is no longer with the company www.cnbc.com/2026/09/25/c... What do Republican CEO's stand for?cnbc.comCEO who posted 'Lake America' sweatshirt photos is no longer with the companySmith on Sept. 11 had posted an allegedly AI-edited photo on Facebook of her family dressed in "Lake America" sweatshirts. 010
Reposted by Chicago Will WinChicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OpenAI’s Systems Meddled With U.S. Government Sites www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/t... Republicans could save their precious #BigDonors a lot of time, money and legal effort by just turning over the election to OpenAI. 142
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Republicans Block CNN From Air Force One www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/b... What do Republicans stand for?nytimes.comWhite House Blocks CNN From Air Force OneCNN won’t be able to join President Trump on a Saturday trip to Tennessee. He had banned CNN and two other news outlets from the White House, but a court order on Thursday restored their access. 021
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OpenAI’s Systems Meddled With U.S. Government Sites www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/t... Republicans could save their precious #BigDonors a lot of time, money and legal effort by just turning over the election to OpenAI. 142
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They're Republicans. It's been their plan all along. Finally people are starting to wake up to who Republicans are. 130
Chicago Will Win @confunctionist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two months ago, Trump accused China of “sinister election meddling” in the 2020 presidential contest he lost. But when he finally came face to face this week with China’s president, Xi Jinping, any public hint of that concern vanished. nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u... The #ElectionLie is all a charade.nytimes.comNot Long Ago, Trump Accused China of Election Meddling. Today, ‘Great Friendship.’President Trump softened much of his stance toward China as he prepared to host its leader. But his disregard of a topic that has consumed him — the 2020 election — was particularly stark. 020